Amphibian jokes
What did the sex offender frog say to the other sex offender frog when a hot frog passed them?
Rrrrrapeit!
What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad?
One says “Ribbit, Ribbit” and the other says “Rub it, Rub it”.
What does a perverted frog say?
"Rubbit."
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
An old croak!
What happened to the frog that parked illegally?
He was toad away.
Get it?
What type of sandals do frogs wear?
Open-toed.
What is the difference between a frog and a trombone player?
The frog might be on his way to a gig!
Why did the frog take the bus to work today?
His car got toad away.
What’s the difference between a cat and a frog?
A cat has nine lives, and a frog croaks every day.
What did the frog order?
A diet Croak!
Why did the frog take the bus to work?
His car got toad.
Why did the frog cross the road?
To show his gang that he had guts.
What do you call a hippo that has been thrown in a pan?
Hippo-POT-amus!
Why wasn’t the frog 🐸 crying?
Because he was hoppy.
What's the difference between a frog and a skyscraper? The frog can jump. Hahahahaha!
A salamander came by me the other day and he AXOLOTL questions. Ba dum tss!!!
Bruh, frog cult is besttttt!
What do you call an alligator that can't get hard? A reptile dysfunction.
I have a fish that can breakdance only for 20 seconds, and he can only do it once.
What's green then red all over and goes 100mph?
A frog in a blender.
What's red and green and goes 100 miles per hour? A frog in a blender.
My fish can break dance. Only for 20 seconds and only once.