Amphibian

Amphibian Jokes

Frog

What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad?

One says “Ribbit, Ribbit” and the other says “Rub it, Rub it”.

Sex Offender

What did the sex offender frog say to the other sex offender frog when a hot frog passed them?

Rrrrrapeit!

Frog

What happened to the frog that parked illegally?

He was toad away.

Get it?

Frog

What is the difference between a frog and a trombone player?

The frog might be on his way to a gig!

Frog

Why did the frog take the bus to work today?

His car got toad away.

Difference

What’s the difference between a cat and a frog?

A cat has nine lives, and a frog croaks every day.

Hippo

What do you call a hippo that has been thrown in a pan?

Hippo-POT-amus!

Frog

Why did the frog cross the road?

To show his gang that he had guts.

Day

A salamander came by me the other day and he AXOLOTL questions. Ba dum tss!!!