Amphibian jokes
A salamander came by me the other day and he AXOLOTL questions. Ba dum tss!!!
What type of sandals do frogs wear?
Open-toed.
What did the frog order?
A diet Croak!
Bruh, frog cult is besttttt!
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
An old croak!
What happened to the frog that parked illegally?
He was toad away.
Get it?
What do you call a hippo that has been thrown in a pan?
Hippo-POT-amus!
What does a perverted frog say?
"Rubbit."
What did the sex offender frog say to the other sex offender frog when a hot frog passed them?
Rrrrrapeit!
What's the difference between a frog and a skyscraper? The frog can jump. Hahahahaha!
Why did the frog take the bus to work today?
His car got toad away.
Why wasn’t the frog 🐸 crying?
Because he was hoppy.
What’s the difference between a cat and a frog?
A cat has nine lives, and a frog croaks every day.
Why did the frog take the bus to work?
His car got toad.
I am starting a frog cult now!
What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad?
One says “Ribbit, Ribbit” and the other says “Rub it, Rub it”.
Why are toads born with balls on their body?
Because they want more attention!
Why did the frog cross the road to hop to his side, Bih?
Why did the frog cross the road?
To show his gang that he had guts.
What is the difference between a frog and a trombone player?
The frog might be on his way to a gig!