What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad? One says “Ribbit, Ribbit” and the other says “Rub it, Rub it”.
What did the sex offender frog say to the other sex offender frog when a hot frog passed them?
Rrrrrapeit
What does a perverted frog say? Rubbit.
What do you call a 100-year-old frog? An old croak!
What happened to the frog that parked illegally?
He was toad away.
get it?
why bid the frog take the bus to work today? his car got toad away
What is the difference between a frog and a trombone player? The frog might be on his way to a gig!
What’s the difference between a cat and a frog A cat has 9 lives and a frog croaks every day
why did the frog take the bus to work? His car got toad.
What did the frog order? A diet croak!
What do you call a hippo that has been thrown in a pan? hippo-POT-amus
Why did the frog cross the road?
To show his gang that he had guts.
-My brother
what the difference between a frog and a skyscraper the frog can jump hahahahaha
A salamander came by me the other and he AXOLTOL questions. BA DUM TSS!!!
