Amphibian jokes
What do you call a hippo that has been thrown in a pan?
Hippo-POT-amus!
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
An old croak!
What does a perverted frog say?
"Rubbit."
Why wasn’t the frog 🐸 crying?
Because he was hoppy.
Why did the frog take the bus to work?
His car got toad.
What’s the difference between a cat and a frog?
A cat has nine lives, and a frog croaks every day.
What did the sex offender frog say to the other sex offender frog when a hot frog passed them?
Rrrrrapeit!
Why did the frog cross the road?
To show his gang that he had guts.
A salamander came by me the other day and he AXOLOTL questions. Ba dum tss!!!
What type of sandals do frogs wear?
Open-toed.
What is the difference between a frog and a trombone player?
The frog might be on his way to a gig!
What did the frog order?
A diet Croak!
Why did the frog take the bus to work today?
His car got toad away.
Bruh, frog cult is besttttt!
I am starting a frog cult now!
What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad?
One says “Ribbit, Ribbit” and the other says “Rub it, Rub it”.
Why are toads born with balls on their body?
Because they want more attention!
Why did the frog cross the road to hop to his side, Bih?
What happened to the frog that parked illegally?
He was toad away.
Get it?
What's the difference between a frog and a skyscraper? The frog can jump. Hahahahaha!