Amphibian jokes

What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad?

One says “Ribbit, Ribbit” and the other says “Rub it, Rub it”.

What did the sex offender frog say to the other sex offender frog when a hot frog passed them?

Rrrrrapeit!

What does a perverted frog say?

"Rubbit."

What do you call a 100-year-old frog?

An old croak!

What happened to the frog that parked illegally?

He was toad away.

Get it?

Why did the frog take the bus to work today?

His car got toad away.

What is the difference between a frog and a trombone player?

The frog might be on his way to a gig!

What type of sandals do frogs wear?

Open-toed.

What’s the difference between a cat and a frog?

A cat has nine lives, and a frog croaks every day.

Why did the frog take the bus to work?

His car got toad.

What did the frog order?

A diet Croak!

What do you call a hippo that has been thrown in a pan?

Hippo-POT-amus!

Why did the frog cross the road?

To show his gang that he had guts.

Why wasn’t the frog 🐸 crying?

Because he was hoppy.

What's the difference between a frog and a skyscraper? The frog can jump. Hahahahaha!

A salamander came by me the other day and he AXOLOTL questions. Ba dum tss!!!

Bruh, frog cult is besttttt!