What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad? One says “Ribbit, Ribbit” and the other says “Rub it, Rub it”.
What did the sex offender frog say to the other sex offender frog when a hot frog passed them?
Rrrrrapeit
What does a perverted frog say? Rubbit.
What do you call a 100-year-old frog? An old croak!
What happened to the frog that parked illegally?
He was toad away.
get it?
What is the difference between a frog and a trombone player? The frog might be on his way to a gig!
why bid the frog take the bus to work today? his car got toad away
What’s the difference between a cat and a frog A cat has 9 lives and a frog croaks every day
What did the frog order? A diet croak!
why did the frog take the bus to work? His car got toad.
What do you call a hippo that has been thrown in a pan? hippo-POT-amus
Why did the frog cross the road?
To show his gang that he had guts.
-My brother
what the difference between a frog and a skyscraper the frog can jump hahahahaha
A salamander came by me the other and he AXOLTOL questions. BA DUM TSS!!!
