Body jokes

I accidentally sucked my own ball sack.

Yo mama's so fat her belly button has an echo.

You are so fat that the last time you stepped on the weighing scale, the doctor said, "I want your weight and not [your] phone number."

Why I can’t be skinny? I hurt myself for fatting. - Jenny

Hello please I want gain wait. - Jenny year later.

This is not a joke, but if your uncle tells you, "Bend over, touch your toes, I'll show you where the monster goes," don't do it, hehehehehe.

Your mama is so fat, when scientists discovered her, they thought it was a new galaxy.

Why is it okay for a woman to use me when she feels like it, but when I use her body when I feel like it, I am the bad guy?

"You need to cease, all those fat cuz u obese."

Daddy, where's my anus?

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What does the right eye say to the left eye?

Between you and me, something smells!

Yo mama so fat it took Nationwide three years to get on her good side.

Nobody knows how bad you smell.

I got shot once. Now I'm holey.

Your mama is so fat, when I think of her in my head, she just broke my neck.

Big mummy milkers...

Your mama so fat when she sits on the toilet it sings, "ABC, 123, get your fat ass off of me!"

Did you hear about the man who died of a Viagra overdose?

They couldn't close the casket.

Don't break girls' hearts. Break their legs instead. They're two.

A hand job from a deaf person counts as oral.