Body jokes

How many balls do you have on your body?

2. Your butt.

My bum hurts.

What do you call a man with no head? Airhead.

I saw my sister sucking a big toe.

If you can’t touch your brain or see your brain, you don’t have a brain?

Your face looks like my butt, but it looks like you.

So, my mom was talking to me and told me to go to the store. When I get there, there’s a sign, but then someone tells me that’s just someone with a ginormous forehead.

Yo mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.

Yo mama's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.

Butt hehe.

Why did he go to the chiropractors?

To get his spine fixed.

Man, I miss Savor, savor these balls in ya mouth!

Roses are red, My c0ck is blue, Oh shit, what happened to you?

What do you call a guy at your doorstep with no arms and no legs?

Matt!

Yo mama so fat I bet that her fart can clear a room in seconds.

When they walk in and you're fucking... everyone at the morgue.

You're so fat that I run around you for exercise.

I go to Venice to get a bigger penis.

How do fuck a really fat chick?

Roll her in flour and look for the wet spot.

When the husband said "Is your ass so big?" she said "Because I am holding my shit."