Body jokes

I got shot once. Now I'm holey.

Your mama is so fat, when scientists discovered her, they thought it was a new galaxy.

"You need to cease, all those fat cuz u obese."

Yo mama's so fat her belly button has an echo.

You are so fat that the last time you stepped on the weighing scale, the doctor said, "I want your weight and not [your] phone number."

If you can’t touch your brain or see your brain, you don’t have a brain?

Sally had 9 pounds of boobs (9), which was 2 2 many (922), so on the 9th of the month (9229) at 6pm (92296) on 68 street (922968), she went to doctor x to get 6 operations (922968x6) and left her (flip your calculator) boobless.

Store owner: You have to be 40 inches tall to go into the adult section.

Kid: Please.

Store owner: Oh okay, but get on your tippy toes.

Kid: Everybody is hugging.

I accidentally sucked my own ball sack.

I'm gonna eat a hell of a lot of popcorn kernels before I die just to make the cremation a little more interesting.

Yo mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.

Yo mama's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.

I go to Venice to get a bigger penis.

You're so fat that I run around you for exercise.

How do fuck a really fat chick?

Roll her in flour and look for the wet spot.

When they walk in and you're fucking... everyone at the morgue.

Man, I miss Savor, savor these balls in ya mouth!

Yo mama so fat I bet that her fart can clear a room in seconds.

You're so fat that when you were born, the nurse mistook you for the father.

Butt hehe.