Body jokes
Your mama so fat when she sits on the toilet it sings, "ABC, 123, get your fat ass off of me!"
Your mama is so fat, when I think of her in my head, she just broke my neck.
Big mummy milkers...
Did you hear about the man who died of a Viagra overdose?
They couldn't close the casket.
A hand job from a deaf person counts as oral.
Memes
What do my balls and emos have in common?
...Nothing, they both hang themselves...
(insert funny joke about a dick here).
Did you laugh? Be honest.
What is the toughest part of the human body?
Anal hair, all the shit that they go through.
You're so tall you can go see God, but you're so tall your balls got small.
How many balls do you have on your body?
2. Your butt.
My bum hurts.
What do you call a man with no head? Airhead.
I saw my sister sucking a big toe.
If you can’t touch your brain or see your brain, you don’t have a brain?
Your face looks like my butt, but it looks like you.
So, my mom was talking to me and told me to go to the store. When I get there, there’s a sign, but then someone tells me that’s just someone with a ginormous forehead.
Yo mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
Yo mama's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.
Butt hehe.
Why did he go to the chiropractors?
To get his spine fixed.