Body jokes
What is the toughest part of the human body?
Anal hair, all the shit that they go through.
You're so tall you can go see God, but you're so tall your balls got small.
How many balls do you have on your body?
2. Your butt.
My bum hurts.
What do you call a man with no head? Airhead.
I saw my sister sucking a big toe.
If you can’t touch your brain or see your brain, you don’t have a brain?
Your face looks like my butt, but it looks like you.
So, my mom was talking to me and told me to go to the store. When I get there, there’s a sign, but then someone tells me that’s just someone with a ginormous forehead.
Yo mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
Yo mama's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.
Butt hehe.
Why did he go to the chiropractors?
To get his spine fixed.
Man, I miss Savor, savor these balls in ya mouth!
Roses are red, My c0ck is blue, Oh shit, what happened to you?
What do you call a guy at your doorstep with no arms and no legs?
Matt!
Yo mama so fat I bet that her fart can clear a room in seconds.
When they walk in and you're fucking... everyone at the morgue.
You're so fat that I run around you for exercise.
I go to Venice to get a bigger penis.