My bum hurts.
Body Jokes
What do you call a man with no head? Airhead.
I saw my sister sucking a big toe.
If you canβt touch your brain or see your brain, you donβt have a brain?
Your face looks like my butt, but it looks like you.
So, my mom was talking to me and told me to go to the store. When I get there, thereβs a sign, but then someone tells me thatβs just someone with a ginormous forehead.
Yo mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
Yo mama's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.
Butt hehe.
Why did he go to the chiropractors?
To get his spine fixed.
Man, I miss Savor, savor these balls in ya mouth!
Roses are red, My c0ck is blue, Oh shit, what happened to you?
What do you call a guy at your doorstep with no arms and no legs?
Matt!
Yo mama so fat I bet that her fart can clear a room in seconds.
When they walk in and you're fucking... everyone at the morgue.
You're so fat that I run around you for exercise.
I go to Venice to get a bigger penis.
How do fuck a really fat chick?
Roll her in flour and look for the wet spot.
When the husband said "Is your ass so big?" she said "Because I am holding my shit."
You're so fat that when you were born, the nurse mistook you for the father.
