Body jokes

Fat kids are so fat, they have their own gravitational pull.

Let's play twin towers, your thighs are the towers and my penis is the plane, coming in between.

Your earlobes are so big, you can fit your mom inside of them 5000 times and still have room for more!

Farts.

What do you call a midget stripper?

A pocket pussy.

Did you know what my grandpa wanted for Christmas? A new ass because his one has a crack on it.

Your face.

What do you call a girl with one leg? Ilean.

Did you hear that Uranus is cracked?

My girl got mad at me last night for saying to my mom that she had a dildo ready at all times and is always hard, so my mom wanted to see. So I whipped out my penis and my mom said it’s bigger than your dad’s!

What has 4 legs, then 3 legs, then 2 legs, then 1 leg, then no legs?

A baby you cut one off each time.

Lol, I have a teeny black dick.

What's the difference between a gay guy and an oven?

An oven doesn't fart when you take your meat out.

Teacher: *calls you up to the board*. You: Ok. *Gets intense boner* *has to fart really bad* You: F***!!!!!!!

Jack and Jill went up my ass to eat a big dildo, but Jack died cause he got hit by a brown thing.

Zion is so fat that his dick can't even fit in his wife's pussy.

Little Timmy said, "I had a body, eieio, now you are next!" as he shoots you.

I go to Venus to get a bigger penis.

Why did Sally drown in the pool?

She didn't have any arms, remember!

What did the no head man say?

"Haha!"