Why did the butt smell so bad? Because he didn’t have a nose! AND HE FARTED TOO!
Body Jokes
What do you call a man with no legs?
Hangman.
I have something on my lip and I think I’m taller than you.
"Who am I?"
Jeffy: I need a new butt. My old one has a crack in it.
Why do people never kick their own balls?
Because they might lose one!
Pussies and tits have one thing in common: they're both made for kids, but men end up licking or suckling them.
You're so short that I had to ask God why he made you short-ass toothpick legs.
My wife is so fat. After sex, I rolled over twice. I was still on top of the bitch!
I poo 11 times a day.
Touch your toes and hold them. Then spell "run." It will say, "r.u.n."
You're so much like a marshmallow, you're so squishy and sticky, and everyone puts their sticks inside of you.
Your momma so fat she can feed [the] entire continent of Africa with her fat!
Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road?
'Cause it was stuck in the crack... *buttcrack*
Say _______ is so flat that when someone hit them, they got a paper cut!
What did the fat guy say to the skinny guy?
Fat guy: Does this look fat on me?
Skinny guy: No, I don’t think it’s that.
Fat guy: Thinking.
Don't break girls' hearts. Break their legs instead. They're two.
Yo mama so fat, she had to get baptized in the ocean.
What do you call a person with no arms and legs?
You can call him whatever you want; he's not coming.
Yo momma's legs are like cottage cheese: white and chunky.
Yo momma's so dirty that when I asked what was for dinner, she sat on the table, opened her legs, and said "Crabs."
What did one butt say to the other?
Something brown is slithering down.
