Body jokes
What did one cheek say to the other cheek?
"It is a squash in here!"
What did the no head man say?
"Haha!"
I work at a morgue and we wrap the bodies in bubble wrap.
I was working the night shift and just looking at the security cameras, but then I heard popping behind me!
Why did Sally drown in the pool?
She didn't have any arms, remember!
An obese kid farts.
Why did the butt smell so bad? Because he didn’t have a nose! AND HE FARTED TOO!
What do you call a man with no legs?
Hangman.
I have something on my lip and I think I’m taller than you.
"Who am I?"
Jeffy: I need a new butt. My old one has a crack in it.
Why do people never kick their own balls?
Because they might lose one!
Pussies and tits have one thing in common: they're both made for kids, but men end up licking or suckling them.
You're so short that I had to ask God why he made you short-ass toothpick legs.
My wife is so fat. After sex, I rolled over twice. I was still on top of the bitch!
I poo 11 times a day.
Touch your toes and hold them. Then spell "run." It will say, "r.u.n."
You're so much like a marshmallow, you're so squishy and sticky, and everyone puts their sticks inside of you.
Your momma so fat she can feed [the] entire continent of Africa with her fat!
Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road?
'Cause it was stuck in the crack... *buttcrack*
Say _______ is so flat that when someone hit them, they got a paper cut!
What did the fat guy say to the skinny guy?
Fat guy: Does this look fat on me?
Skinny guy: No, I don’t think it’s that.
Fat guy: Thinking.