Body jokes

Q: What do you call a little girl without arms and legs?

A: Names.

Fat kids are so fat, they have their own gravitational pull.

Lol, I have a teeny black dick.

What's the difference between a gay guy and an oven?

An oven doesn't fart when you take your meat out.

Teacher: *calls you up to the board*. You: Ok. *Gets intense boner* *has to fart really bad* You: F***!!!!!!!

I go to Venus to get a bigger penis.

Little Timmy said, "I had a body, eieio, now you are next!" as he shoots you.

Jack and Jill went up my ass to eat a big dildo, but Jack died cause he got hit by a brown thing.

Zion is so fat that his dick can't even fit in his wife's pussy.

What did one cheek say to the other cheek?

"It is a squash in here!"

I work at a morgue and we wrap the bodies in bubble wrap.

I was working the night shift and just looking at the security cameras, but then I heard popping behind me!

A man walks in to the doctor.

He says, "Doctor, I need a new butt. Mine has a crack in it."

Doctor: How many times do I have to tell you!!!

Why did Sally drown in the pool?

She didn't have any arms, remember!

What did the no head man say?

"Haha!"

Why did the butt smell so bad? Because he didn’t have a nose! AND HE FARTED TOO!

An obese kid farts.

I have something on my lip and I think I’m taller than you.

"Who am I?"

What do you call a man with no legs?

Hangman.

Jeffy: I need a new butt. My old one has a crack in it.

You're so skinny that a Wi-Fi signal is stronger.