Body jokes

What's the difference between a gay guy and an oven?

An oven doesn't fart when you take your meat out.

Teacher: *calls you up to the board*. You: Ok. *Gets intense boner* *has to fart really bad* You: F***!!!!!!!

Jack and Jill went up my ass to eat a big dildo, but Jack died cause he got hit by a brown thing.

Zion is so fat that his dick can't even fit in his wife's pussy.

Little Timmy said, "I had a body, eieio, now you are next!" as he shoots you.

I go to Venus to get a bigger penis.

A man walks in to the doctor.

He says, "Doctor, I need a new butt. Mine has a crack in it."

Doctor: How many times do I have to tell you!!!

What did one cheek say to the other cheek?

"It is a squash in here!"

What did the no head man say?

"Haha!"

I work at a morgue and we wrap the bodies in bubble wrap.

I was working the night shift and just looking at the security cameras, but then I heard popping behind me!

Why did Sally drown in the pool?

She didn't have any arms, remember!

An obese kid farts.

Why did the butt smell so bad? Because he didn’t have a nose! AND HE FARTED TOO!

What do you call a man with no legs?

Hangman.

I have something on my lip and I think I’m taller than you.

"Who am I?"

Jeffy: I need a new butt. My old one has a crack in it.

Why do people never kick their own balls?

Because they might lose one!

Pussies and tits have one thing in common: they're both made for kids, but men end up licking or suckling them.

You're so short that I had to ask God why he made you short-ass toothpick legs.

My wife is so fat. After sex, I rolled over twice. I was still on top of the bitch!