Body jokes
Son: Dad, I need a new butt.
Dad: Why, son?
Son: Because mine has a huge crack in it.
What do you call a girl with one leg? Ilean.
My girl got mad at me last night for saying to my mom that she had a dildo ready at all times and is always hard, so my mom wanted to see. So I whipped out my penis and my mom said it’s bigger than your dad’s!
Did you hear that Uranus is cracked?
What do you say when your friend has an ankle sprain?
"Damn bro, you got an ankle spring!"
What do you call a crappy circumcision?
A rip-off.
Did you know what my grandpa wanted for Christmas? A new ass because his one has a crack on it.
What did the constipated bum say to the other bum?
Piss don't s**t on me!
Lol, I have a teeny black dick.
What's the difference between a gay guy and an oven?
An oven doesn't fart when you take your meat out.
Teacher: *calls you up to the board*. You: Ok. *Gets intense boner* *has to fart really bad* You: F***!!!!!!!
Jack and Jill went up my ass to eat a big dildo, but Jack died cause he got hit by a brown thing.
Zion is so fat that his dick can't even fit in his wife's pussy.
What did the no head man say?
"Haha!"
I go to Venus to get a bigger penis.
Little Timmy said, "I had a body, eieio, now you are next!" as he shoots you.
What did one cheek say to the other cheek?
"It is a squash in here!"
A man walks in to the doctor.
He says, "Doctor, I need a new butt. Mine has a crack in it."
Doctor: How many times do I have to tell you!!!
Why did Sally drown in the pool?
She didn't have any arms, remember!
An obese kid farts.