What am I if my neck is covered in red bumps, my ears are the size of a giant corn cob, my skin is ruby red, my eyes are bloodshot, I have green skin, and fur growing all over my body? Horribly ugly.
is it just me or ever body has a Darkside like a psycho side and then you act like crazy for some reason
people say your body is 75% is water while mine 100% full of coffee
I gotta song for Hawaii baby you light up my world like no body els
I have no legs
I think my penis has facial recognition
"Did you hear about the guy who got the left side of his body amputated? He’s all right now."
Store owner: u have to be 40 inches tall to go into the adult section.
Kid: please.
Store owner: oh okay but get on ur tippy toes.
Kid: ever body is hugging
How much balls do you have on your body 2 your butt
What it the toughest part of the human body? Anal hair, all shit that they go through.
Shorts go up,Pants go down Body to Body, Skin to Skin When its sniff, Stick it in It goes in dry and comes out wet And the longer its in the stronger it gets it comes out dripping and starts to sag
Its not what you think it is its a LIPTON TEA BAG
Get your mind together
Well, we've removed all of the excess fat from your body and all that's left I'm afraid is the wig, Mrs. Trump.
Why Cant You Nose Be Twelve Inches Because Then it Would Be A Foot
What part in the body does an adult not need but actually needs to live?
A KIDNey
Nobody nose how bad you smell
I got caught fucking a dead body by my family. RIP grandma
what did the nose say to the finger
stop picking me
What has a bottom at the top? -- Your legs.
I can tell why the founding fathers adopted the constitution because no body likes it
There was an air crash of a Boeing 737 - 800 which can carry around 300 passengers...
It crashed in a cemetery
They recovered 500 bodies
