Body jokes
Yo mama is so fat, she turned all the mermaids to fishes!
One time I was with my uncle. He said to me to pass him the marble on the floor. All I heard was my butt clapping with his sausage.
"Balls in Jack, Jack has balls in his mouth."
Kenny's dick is so small that instead of giving him a handjob, I gave him a thumb and forefinger job.
Yo body so plastic that a turtle could choke on your peeled skin!
god my penis itches
As a son, I am so worried about the phone call message that my mom got from a member of The CDC. It was on speaker, so me and mom both hear. The message told my mom that she needs to personally isolate because two of the new symptoms is having big titties and a great personality.
What's a cow's strongest part of their body?
Their "calves"!
So fat you're a scale said, "Fat ass."
Clit
When they walk in and you're fucking... everyone at the morgue.
Yo mama so fat, she is fat!
"You need to cease, all those fat cuz u obese."
Yo mama is so fat that she stepped on the scale and it says, "Hey fat b****, break your fat a** in half so you won't weigh as much!"
What am I if my neck is covered in red bumps, my ears are the size of a giant corn cob, my skin is ruby red, my eyes are bloodshot, I have green skin, and fur growing all over my body? Horribly ugly.
I put glue in a man :)
Yo momma is so fat, her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.
Yo mama so fat, she had to get baptized in the ocean.
Person A: C'mon person B, just be happy, smile.
Person B: Over my dead body.
Person B: *gets the noose*
Lilly's hairline was so fat that Charlene could not find it on Roblox.
What happens when you have a bladder infection? You're in trouble!