Body jokes
If your wife says: “What would you most like to do to my body?” “Identify it” is the wrong answer.
One day a skeleton never worked. Everyone called him lazybones.
What do farts fly with?
Smellicopters!
Take a water bottle, shake it, you got piss.
Yo mama so fat that when she was in Uranus, she picked her butthole.
Yo mama so fat, when she got on the scale it said, “I need your weight, not your phone number.”
What is the toughest part of the human body?
Anal hair, all the shit that they go through.
Why do guys hold their ball sack when they run?
Because they don't have titties.
I have a green ball in one hand and one in the other. What am I holding?
Shrek's dick.
What wiggles and waggles?
A floppy dick!
Brinnia so fat when she stepped on a scale, it said, "I need a bigger one."
God needed an extra two hands to make your fat ass of a mother.
Does that dick match that forehead? 👀
You're so fat that I run around you for exercise.
What did one ballsack say to another?
"You stay here, I'll go pee."
What do you call a smart booty?
A wise-crack!
What do you call my dick?
A. A monster.
Fat kids are so fat, they have their own gravitational pull.
Why did the skeleton not tell jokes? It lost its funny bone. Maybe you should try putting it back.
My wife is so fat, she gets home, her ass gets home a half hour later.