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Doctor's Orders

T
Troy Adams
8 years ago ·
  • A guy is at home and he's about to go get a physical at the doctor's office. When he gets there, the doctor says, "Brian, you're going to have to stop masturbating." He asked the doc why? The doc said, "So I can examine you!"

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    • Masturbation
    • Guy
    • Sex
    • Doctor
    • Home
    • Body

    Explanation

  • This joke plays on the double meaning of 'examine'. The guy thinks the doctor means to stop masturbating for health reasons, but the doctor actually means so he can perform the physical examination properly.

    Comments (1)

  • ZackyVengance

    3 years ago

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    AActual Falcon

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