Anal versus Oral Thermometer Questionable Difference in Taste

What's the difference between an anal and oral thermometer?

The taste.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen up, dummy! You really need this explained? An oral thermometer goes in your mouth and an anal thermometer goes in your butt. The joke is that the difference is the taste. Get it now, smart guy?

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