Where did Amy go after the explosion?
Everywhere.
Body Jokes
Big penis.
What’s the difference between a pimple and a Priest?
You see, a pimple wouldn’t normally come on a kid until he’s 13 years old.
Yo mama's so fat that she used a telephone pole as a tampon.
What did the penis say to its pee?
"Urine."
How do you get a squirrel down from a tree?
You pull down your pants and show it your nuts.
What is the most sensitive part of a man's anatomy while he's masturbating?
His ears.
You're so fat,
when you stepped on the scale,
Buzz Lightyear came out and said,
"To infinity and beyond!"
Yo mama so hairy, she braids her elbows.
My penis is big and long, what else is... my condom... cucumber.
Yo mama so hairy, her knuckles have sideburns.
That awkward moment when a fat kid says, “That’s how I roll.”
What's a little white dot on a priest's dick? A baby tooth.
I got a call from McDonald's; they want their sign back.
I hope Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, 'cause I need some parts for my go-cart.
Do you ever consider during the cremation that the meat is well done?
Your friend lost his left arm, and after getting out of the hospital, you ask him if he’s OK. He says, "Yeah, I’m all RIGHT."
Sydney has a fat pair of spammy flaps that smell of fish 🎣.
They are hairy.
Don't tell me I haven't got balls. I just happen to wear mine on my chest, and I can guarantee they're a lot bigger than yours!
