Body jokes
What do you call a fat midget?
A pig.
Damn, you look out of this world because you got a big head like an alien.
The girl asks her boyfriend, "Are you jealous of my heart?"
He says, "No."
She says, "Because it's pumping in me and you're not."
Are butt cheeks one word, or should I spread them apart?
Worst jokes ever? More like I killed an old man in 2012 in Oklahoma City at that nasty Red Lobster, not the one near the freeway, and hid the body in a creek!
Lol, I have a teeny black dick.
I always felt like a man trapped in a woman's body. But then I was born.
But in my defense, I was young then, and I had a womb without a view.
Digging stuff up is too hard.
I guess necrophilia isn’t for everybody.
I was arrested for eating too much crack on accident. How?
My sister came into my room shoving her ass in my face.
Penis and balls.
Your momma's so fat, she had to take a selfie using the Hubble telescope.
- Got myself a bathroom scale so now I know exactly how much I poop.
- Right. So you weigh yourself before and after you poop and calculate the difference? That’s cool.
- Oh...that might actually be even easier.
Yo mamma so fat that she like that ocean, we haven't even explored 5% of her yet.
What do you call a skeleton who went out in the snow? A numb skull!
My dick is longer than your life.
Yo momma so fat, when she farted the Big Bang occurred.
What do you call a person with no arms and legs?
You can call him whatever you want; he's not coming.
I have double standards: burn a body at a crematorium and you're being a respectful friend; do it at home and you're destroying evidence.
Your forehead is so big, it gets home 50 min before you do.
What do you call a butt that kills people?
An ASSassin :)