Body jokes
I kicked my leg into my dad's balls in 1999.
I swear every time I walk past a guy, they stare at my ass. I always keep wondering why it hurts so much.
Bully: Your fat.
Me: Fat is something to fix, but your face isn't.
Henry jas Mercury in Uranus.
Hey do you know saga?
Saga these ball sacks!
Your mom is fat, oh yeah, oh yeah, uh, uhhh.
"Hey, is that a peach?"
*gets slapped on the butt*
"Noted."
Why are toads born with balls on their body?
Because they want more attention!
Butt Morice - ( i ) ( - )@( - ) \ \ [] \ \ ( _ ) [] ( _ ) []
I love the word legs.
Wanna help me spread the word?
What’s the difference between a fetus and a woman?
A fetus has more rights.
Weenis long.
Don't you hate it when you sit on your balls? It's a real nutcracker!
Yo mama so fat when she asked for a bathtub, they put a blanket over an ocean!
What did one arm say to the other? "What is your address?"
What did the policeman say to his belly button?
You're under a vest!
Ahhhhhhh!
At night, before I got in bed with my girl, I had 206 bones, but I developed a 207th bone.
Why couldn't the girl with no arms hug her parents?
Because she had none of the above.
You're so skinny that people can't even see you.