Body jokes
I cut my dick. It is all right now, and half the size but makes for excellent breakfast.
I kicked my leg into my dad's balls in 1999.
I have a green ball in one hand and one in the other. What am I holding?
Shrek's dick.
I spy with my little eye something starting with, actually I have TWO normal eyes.
Why can't an orphan see their parents? Because there is mayo in his dick hole.
OPOSSUM
A girl has small balls.
Your balls are growing too big that they will pop like a balloon!
What has 148 teeth and🥴🥴 holding back a monster? My zipper.
You so fat you got thrown out the window, but the window threw you back inside.
The highest praise my wife gave to me was when she told me, "The best feminine attribute on your body as a woman would be your p🍆nis." 🥰
What is a skeleton’s favorite singer?
Pelvis Presley.
Yo mama's so fat that when Legolas killed her, Gimli counted her for two.
Yo mama's ass is maddddd crusty!
Who wants a picture of my pp?
Henry jas Mercury in Uranus.
If you are a girl--you are allowed to read this.
Look down your shirt and spell attic.
Hey do you know saga?
Saga these ball sacks!
Bully: Your fat.
Me: Fat is something to fix, but your face isn't.
Your mom is fat, oh yeah, oh yeah, uh, uhhh.
Weenis long.