Body jokes

If you swallow gum, it will make your poop bouncy.

What’s the difference between a fetus and a woman?

A fetus has more rights.

Everybody knows the joke: Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because seven ate nine.

But why was 10 scared? Because he was right in the middle of 9/11.

Why did the first boob say to the 2nd boob: "Between us, I have to take a tit."

A girl has small balls.

Your balls are growing too big that they will pop like a balloon!

I spy with my little eye something starting with, actually I have TWO normal eyes.

I kicked my leg into my dad's balls in 1999.

I have a green ball in one hand and one in the other. What am I holding?

Shrek's dick.

What has 148 teeth and🥴🥴 holding back a monster? My zipper.

"Hey, is that a peach?"

*gets slapped on the butt*

"Noted."

You so fat you got thrown out the window, but the window threw you back inside.

If your wife says: “What would you most like to do to my body?” “Identify it” is the wrong answer.

What is a skeleton’s favorite singer?

Pelvis Presley.

Who wants a picture of my pp?

Yo mama's so fat that when Legolas killed her, Gimli counted her for two.

Why couldn't the girl with no arms hug her parents?

Because she had none of the above.

At night, before I got in bed with my girl, I had 206 bones, but I developed a 207th bone.

Why are toads born with balls on their body?

Because they want more attention!

I cut my dick. It is all right now, and half the size but makes for excellent breakfast.