Body jokes

A girl has small balls.

Your balls are growing too big that they will pop like a balloon!

Why can't an orphan see their parents? Because there is mayo in his dick hole.

I spy with my little eye something starting with, actually I have TWO normal eyes.

I have a green ball in one hand and one in the other. What am I holding?

Shrek's dick.

Hey do you know saga?

Saga these ball sacks!

Bully: Your fat.

Me: Fat is something to fix, but your face isn't.

Henry jas Mercury in Uranus.

If you are a girl--you are allowed to read this.

Look down your shirt and spell attic.

"Hey, is that a peach?"

*gets slapped on the butt*

"Noted."

Why are toads born with balls on their body?

Because they want more attention!

I cut my dick. It is all right now, and half the size but makes for excellent breakfast.

I kicked my leg into my dad's balls in 1999.

I swear every time I walk past a guy, they stare at my ass. I always keep wondering why it hurts so much.

What has 148 teeth and🥴🥴 holding back a monster? My zipper.

You so fat you got thrown out the window, but the window threw you back inside.

If your wife says: “What would you most like to do to my body?” “Identify it” is the wrong answer.

What is a skeleton’s favorite singer?

Pelvis Presley.

Who wants a picture of my pp?

Yo mama's ass is maddddd crusty!