Body jokes

If you swallow gum, it will make your poop bouncy.

Don't you hate it when you sit on your balls? It's a real nutcracker!

Weenis long.

Why couldn't the girl with no arms hug her parents?

Because she had none of the above.

Ahhhhhhh!

At night, before I got in bed with my girl, I had 206 bones, but I developed a 207th bone.

I cut my dick. It is all right now, and half the size but makes for excellent breakfast.

I kicked my leg into my dad's balls in 1999.

What has 148 teeth and🥴🥴 holding back a monster? My zipper.

I swear every time I walk past a guy, they stare at my ass. I always keep wondering why it hurts so much.

"Hey, is that a peach?"

*gets slapped on the butt*

"Noted."

Why are toads born with balls on their body?

Because they want more attention!

Yo mama's ass is maddddd crusty!

Yo mama's so fat that when Legolas killed her, Gimli counted her for two.

Who wants a picture of my pp?

Henry jas Mercury in Uranus.

If your wife says: “What would you most like to do to my body?” “Identify it” is the wrong answer.

You so fat you got thrown out the window, but the window threw you back inside.

What is a skeleton’s favorite singer?

Pelvis Presley.

I spy with my little eye something starting with, actually I have TWO normal eyes.