Body jokes

Yo Momma so hairy, she has to shampoo her armpits.

I love the word legs.

Wanna help me spread the word?

You're so fat when you walk into the mall, you *are* the mall.

I spy with my little eye something starting with, actually I have TWO normal eyes.

If you swallow gum, it will make your poop bouncy.

I have a green ball in one hand and one in the other. What am I holding?

Shrek's dick.

A girl has small balls.

Your balls are growing too big that they will pop like a balloon!

Why did the first boob say to the 2nd boob: "Between us, I have to take a tit."

What’s the difference between a fetus and a woman?

A fetus has more rights.

Why can't an orphan see their parents? Because there is mayo in his dick hole.

I swear every time I walk past a guy, they stare at my ass. I always keep wondering why it hurts so much.

What has 148 teeth and🥴🥴 holding back a monster? My zipper.

I kicked my leg into my dad's balls in 1999.

I cut my dick. It is all right now, and half the size but makes for excellent breakfast.

Ahhhhhhh!

At night, before I got in bed with my girl, I had 206 bones, but I developed a 207th bone.

If your wife says: “What would you most like to do to my body?” “Identify it” is the wrong answer.

You so fat you got thrown out the window, but the window threw you back inside.

The highest praise my wife gave to me was when she told me, "The best feminine attribute on your body as a woman would be your p🍆nis." 🥰