Why can't an orphan see their parents? Because there is mayo in his dick hole.
Don't you hate it when you sit on your balls? It's a real nutcracker!
What did one arm say to the other? "What is your address?"
Yo mama so fat when she asked for a bathtub, they put a blanket over an ocean!
What did the policeman say to his belly button?
You're under a vest!
Ahhhhhhh!
At night, before I got in bed with my girl, I had 206 bones, but I developed a 207th bone.
Weenis long.
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Your mom is fat, oh yeah, oh yeah, uh, uhhh.
Bully: Your fat.
Me: Fat is something to fix, but your face isn't.
I spy with my little eye something starting with, actually I have TWO normal eyes.
You're so skinny that people can't even see you.
Henry jas Mercury in Uranus.
Yo mama's ass is maddddd crusty!
Your mama is so fat that she doesn't get crushed by cars, she crushes cars and babies in strollers on the sidewalk when she falls and doesn't see any remains, so there is no evidence.
What happens when a guy is in a pool with a deck and no one is around? The guy has to pee, get up on the deck, and stick it between the bars and pee.
A woman was sitting alone at a bar, and a man approached her. He asked her why she looked so sad. She responded that her boyfriend had just broken up with her because she was too kinky.
The man expressed his amazement when he admitted that his girlfriend had dumped him because of his fetishes. After a few drinks, they decided to go back to her place.
When they arrived, she told him to make himself comfortable while she freshened up. The man complied. After a long time, she burst open her bedroom door and said, "I hope you're ready!"
She stood in the doorway wearing a latex body suit and a gas mask. She had a whip in one hand, a flogger in the other hand, and a 12-inch strap-on dangling between her thighs.
The dude looked at her and said, "Thanks, but I'm good for the night!"
She said, "I thought you said that you were kinky."
The dude replied, "While you were in there, I f-cked your cat, pissed in your plants, and came on your curtains. It's been fun!"
You're so skinny, if someone farts in your direction, you will fly away.
How do you make a baby float?
You take your foot off its head.
