Body jokes

I needed a test on if I'm pregnant. Then the doc said, "Take your pants down." Then he put his penis in my vagina and said, "Now you are pregnant."

Anal sex is for A**holes.

Bambi was calmly eating grass. All of a sudden, a red dot pointed near his heart caught his attention. He looked around anxiously, and he saw a man in camouflage. He whispered, "Time to join mother, Bambi!" Bambi knew what this meant. He ran. He heard a gunshot, followed by a wave of extreme pain. Bambi fell to the ground. He glanced at his leg, which was no longer attached to his body. The man in camouflage came up to him and stabbed him in the heart. Everything went black...

Eat my butt.

Why crack your fingers when you can finger your crack?

Your mum sunk in the pool because she had a big butt.

My forehead so big,

big like Biggie Smalls. I love cock, please bum my hole.

Hi.

Poopy, farty, pee.

I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.

You ever had sex with a woman that is so fat, it counted as a threesome?

Remember the big forehead kid who said, "Give me a knife, I'm going to kill myself" because of being bullied?

His head was too big to even exist, and that's why he's dead.

Vagina?

Your mum is so fat that when she looks in the mirror, the mirror cracked!

Why do farts smell?

So deaf people can enjoy them as well.

What did the butt cheek say to the other when you open us a big order of "choochie man" comes out?

Yo mama so old that when she farts, she farts dust!

A ball hit me in the vagina.

Tonight, I picked up an anorexic prostitute.

It was really easy because she was only about 90 pounds.

Should I slap Flynn's ass?

Yo ass so fat that you can't see your toes.

When you go to the movies, you take up seven rows.