Body jokes
My forehead so big,
big like Biggie Smalls. I love cock, please bum my hole.
Hi.
Remember the big forehead kid who said, "Give me a knife, I'm going to kill myself" because of being bullied?
His head was too big to even exist, and that's why he's dead.
Your mum is so fat that when she looks in the mirror, the mirror cracked!
You ever had sex with a woman that is so fat, it counted as a threesome?
Vagina?
Memes
Why do farts smell?
So deaf people can enjoy them as well.
What did the butt cheek say to the other when you open us a big order of "choochie man" comes out?
Poopy, farty, pee.
Yo mama so old that when she farts, she farts dust!
I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.
A ball hit me in the vagina.
Your mama's breath smells so bad, people can't wait for her to fart.
Your mom's so fat, she fell.
You're so skinny when you lift up weights, you fall through your asshole.
You're so skinny, you can barely fit through a door crack.
Your mama is so fat, guys have to bring climbing equipment to have sex with her.
"Deez nutz" are a hairline.
One time I was with my uncle. He said to me to pass him the marble on the floor. All I heard was my butt clapping with his sausage.
What wiggles and waggles?
A floppy dick!
1+1=3, just add 9 months.