Body jokes

How did the hillbilly mother find out her daughter entered puberty? Her son's dick tasted funny.

A donut is not empty inside, that was a hole in the middle. If I'm a donut, the hole used to be where I put my feeling and happiness, but people snatch it away from me.

Anyway, can someone put a hole in my physical body too? I kinda wanted to see people cry for me just like how people cry for Ace from One Piece.

Joe, I wish you had never asked me to scout for a fresh tight end.

Yo hairline is built like the Mississippi River.

I farted.

For boys, life is a lot like a penis: simple, soft, straight, relaxed, and hanging freely......... then a woman makes it really hard.😩😉😏

You're so fat when you walk into the mall, you *are* the mall.

Your mom is so fat that when she went on the scale, it said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"

I have no toes, so I put blood on my foot, and then my other foot got run over, so, ye.

Can you see me?

Your forehead is so big, I could land a jet plane on it.

What's the hardest thing about walking through a field of dead children?

My penis.

Balls in your jaws.

Are you wearing a diaper? Because your butt looks so saggy.

I'm going to draw a picture. A picture with a twist. I'll draw it with a razor blade. I'll draw it on my wrist.

You're so fat,

when you stepped on the scale,

Buzz Lightyear came out and said,

"To infinity and beyond!"

How do skeletons talk to each other? By the telebone.

The girl asks her boyfriend, "Are you jealous of my heart?"

He says, "No."

She says, "Because it's pumping in me and you're not."

Johnny Depp to a 15-year-old girl: "Wow, look at that sexy body! Savvy!"

Michael Jackson, when talking about a 6-year-old boy: "The boy is mine! That doggone boy is mine! Don't waste your time...."

Donald Trump, Bill Clinton, and Jeffrey Epstein entering and exclaiming, "Wow, this place is more fun than the Playboy Mansion!"

"Why can’t you be comfortable with my own body?"

"I think you should ask yourself that."