Body jokes

Eat my butt.

Why crack your fingers when you can finger your crack?

Your mum sunk in the pool because she had a big butt.

My forehead so big,

big like Biggie Smalls. I love cock, please bum my hole.

Hi.

I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.

Why do farts smell?

So deaf people can enjoy them as well.

Remember the big forehead kid who said, "Give me a knife, I'm going to kill myself" because of being bullied?

His head was too big to even exist, and that's why he's dead.

Vagina?

Your mum is so fat that when she looks in the mirror, the mirror cracked!

You ever had sex with a woman that is so fat, it counted as a threesome?

What did the butt cheek say to the other when you open us a big order of "choochie man" comes out?

Poopy, farty, pee.

Yo mama so old that when she farts, she farts dust!

A ball hit me in the vagina.

Tonight, I picked up an anorexic prostitute.

It was really easy because she was only about 90 pounds.

"Why can’t you be comfortable with my own body?"

"I think you should ask yourself that."

Why did Ross fall off the swing?

Because he had no arms.

Yo mama so hairy, you got carpet burn when you were born.

Mortar is like a woman's fanny; the more you play with it, the wetter it gets.

My tutor just said this quote of 2k18^^^

Pontypool is rough.

Yo ass so fat that you can't see your toes.

When you go to the movies, you take up seven rows.