Body jokes
A ball hit me in the vagina.
My gardener found a dead body. Of the old gardener!
What wiggles and waggles?
A floppy dick!
So there was this guy who went swimming one day and got his left side bitten off by a shark.
But don't worry, he is all right now.
You’re so short, I bet you don’t have to bend to tie your shoelaces.
kaka hole
Ur mom is so fat that when she came to the front door, she was already at the back door.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.
Why did Joe get hit by a bus? Sally was driving it.
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere!
Jesse: Do you like my ball?
Mike: Yes, they are very big. I can’t even fit them in my mouth. You bought a new ball, right?
Jesse: No, they do not leave me.
Guys, don’t suck your own dick, it does not feel like your dick is being sucked, it feels like you're sucking a dick.
Your momma is so fat, when she got in the Pacific, she became the Pacific Ocean.
Your mama's so ugly, she got everything for free.
What did the shoe tell the feet?
"Put me on your feet!"
Fart a lot.
You're so fat, when you went on the weighing scale, it said "to be continued."
One time I was with my uncle. He said to me to pass him the marble on the floor. All I heard was my butt clapping with his sausage.
"Deez nutz" are a hairline.
What's still together after all the sh*t they've been through? Your butt cheeks.
Fat teachers be like: "I hope you're paying a ten chin."
Why is the fanny flat? Because so it can flop about.
My pits are hairy, but my I can carry.
1+1=3, just add 9 months.