Body jokes
What did the butt cheek say to the other when you open us a big order of "choochie man" comes out?
Poopy, farty, pee.
Yo mama so old that when she farts, she farts dust!
A ball hit me in the vagina.
Why do asscheeks make great friends?
They always stick together!
kaka hole
Tonight, I picked up an anorexic prostitute.
It was really easy because she was only about 90 pounds.
Yo mama so fat that when she was in Uranus, she picked her butthole.
Yo mama so fat that when he was talking to a man, her bowels fell out.
You're so fat, when you went on the weighing scale, it said "to be continued."
Should I slap Flynn's ass?
Fart a lot.
"Deez nutz" are a hairline.
What's still together after all the sh*t they've been through? Your butt cheeks.
Yo ass so fat that you can't see your toes.
When you go to the movies, you take up seven rows.
You're so skinny when you lift up weights, you fall through your asshole.
One time I was with my uncle. He said to me to pass him the marble on the floor. All I heard was my butt clapping with his sausage.
What is 6 inches tall when bricked up and is loved by women?
A strong man’s biceps.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.
Why did Joe get hit by a bus? Sally was driving it.
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere!
Ur mom is so fat that when she came to the front door, she was already at the back door.
Guys, don’t suck your own dick, it does not feel like your dick is being sucked, it feels like you're sucking a dick.