Body jokes

Period: Guess who’s back... back again...

Me: Ugh, can we not do this today?

Period: I can come back in 9 months?

Me: Keep fucking singing.

Sonic Boom in my ass.

The highest praise my wife gave to me was when she told me, "The best feminine attribute on your body as a woman would be your p🍆nis." 🥰

Ajay's leg.

How to protect your nuts from being hit: Just get hard.

I’m sorry, Chairy, but I don’t need four more legs.

My pits are hairy, but my I can carry.

"I need to go to the doctor!"

"Why?"

"It has a crack in it."

Errrrrrrrrr my spine doesn't work.

Eeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

Fart a lot.

You're so fat, when you went on the weighing scale, it said "to be continued."

What's still together after all the sh*t they've been through? Your butt cheeks.

Fat teachers be like: "I hope you're paying a ten chin."

Guys, don’t suck your own dick, it does not feel like your dick is being sucked, it feels like you're sucking a dick.

Did you hear about the guy that dipped his balls in glitter?

Pretty nuts, huh?

Jesse: Do you like my ball?

Mike: Yes, they are very big. I can’t even fit them in my mouth. You bought a new ball, right?

Jesse: No, they do not leave me.

Why is the fanny flat? Because so it can flop about.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did Joe get hit by a bus? Sally was driving it.

Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere!

Your momma is so fat, when she got in the Pacific, she became the Pacific Ocean.

Your mama's so ugly, she got everything for free.

Ur mom is so fat that when she came to the front door, she was already at the back door.