Body jokes
What is 6 inches tall when bricked up and is loved by women?
A strong man’s biceps.
Your penis is literally BLUE!
Yo mama so fat that when he was talking to a man, her bowels fell out.
Yo mama so fat that when she was in Uranus, she picked her butthole.
Pussy, no pussy.
Memes
Why did Ross fall off the swing?
Because he had no arms.
Errrrrrrrrr my spine doesn't work.
Eeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Why do asscheeks make great friends?
They always stick together!
Why is the fanny flat? Because so it can flop about.
Jesse: Do you like my ball?
Mike: Yes, they are very big. I can’t even fit them in my mouth. You bought a new ball, right?
Jesse: No, they do not leave me.
Ur mom is so fat that when she came to the front door, she was already at the back door.
Fat teachers be like: "I hope you're paying a ten chin."
Your momma is so fat, when she got in the Pacific, she became the Pacific Ocean.
Your mama's so ugly, she got everything for free.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.
Why did Joe get hit by a bus? Sally was driving it.
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere!
Guys, don’t suck your own dick, it does not feel like your dick is being sucked, it feels like you're sucking a dick.
What did the shoe tell the feet?
"Put me on your feet!"
My gardener found a dead body. Of the old gardener!
"Why can’t you be comfortable with my own body?"
"I think you should ask yourself that."
What’s the best thing about midgets??
They don’t need to bend while giving blowjobs.
Your hairline had to "Fahrt" cuz my ass IS your hairline.