"I need to go to the doctor!"
"Why?"
"It has a crack in it."
Body Jokes
Errrrrrrrrr my spine doesn't work.
Eeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Fart a lot.
You're so fat, when you went on the weighing scale, it said "to be continued."
What's still together after all the sh*t they've been through? Your butt cheeks.
Fat teachers be like: "I hope you're paying a ten chin."
Guys, don’t suck your own dick, it does not feel like your dick is being sucked, it feels like you're sucking a dick.
Did you hear about the guy that dipped his balls in glitter?
Pretty nuts, huh?
Jesse: Do you like my ball?
Mike: Yes, they are very big. I can’t even fit them in my mouth. You bought a new ball, right?
Jesse: No, they do not leave me.
Why is the fanny flat? Because so it can flop about.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.
Why did Joe get hit by a bus? Sally was driving it.
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere!
Your momma is so fat, when she got in the Pacific, she became the Pacific Ocean.
Your mama's so ugly, she got everything for free.
Ur mom is so fat that when she came to the front door, she was already at the back door.
Your forehead is so big, when you go to the toilet, it bends. You stooped.
What did the shoe tell the feet?
"Put me on your feet!"
What do you call a cannibal without any eyes? A cann-bal :)
What’s the best thing about midgets??
They don’t need to bend while giving blowjobs.
Your hairline had to "Fahrt" cuz my ass IS your hairline.
What's the sharpest thing in the world?
A fart... it goes straight through your pants without leaving a hole.
You know somebody has a fat ass when someone is standing between you and them, and all you can focus on is that trunk.
