Body jokes

Should I slap Flynn's ass?

Everybody knows the joke: Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because seven ate nine.

But why was 10 scared? Because he was right in the middle of 9/11.

What is 6 inches tall when bricked up and is loved by women?

A strong man’s biceps.

Your penis is literally BLUE!

You're so skinny, you can barely fit through a door crack.

Your mama's breath smells so bad, people can't wait for her to fart.

Your mama is so fat, guys have to bring climbing equipment to have sex with her.

Your mom's so fat, she fell.

You're so skinny when you lift up weights, you fall through your asshole.

One time I was with my uncle. He said to me to pass him the marble on the floor. All I heard was my butt clapping with his sausage.

Fart a lot.

You're so fat, when you went on the weighing scale, it said "to be continued."

"Deez nutz" are a hairline.

What's still together after all the sh*t they've been through? Your butt cheeks.

Jugs!

Son: Dad, what are those two huge balloons on mommy's chest?

Dad: I don't see balloons, but I see boobs. I mean, yes, balloons.

Son: Are you sure they're balloons? Yesterday I heard Uncle Frank trying to get a milk dispenser working.

I have a match!

My ass, your face.

Me: I have an arrow in my head.

My friend: What's the point of that?

Me: Of the arrow?

Friend: No!

Me: Probably the flint.

If I have ligma and you have ligma, how about you ligma balls? 😏 (It’s all about how you pronounce the end.)

You know somebody has a fat ass when someone is standing between you and them, and all you can focus on is that trunk.