Body jokes
Tonight, I picked up an anorexic prostitute.
It was really easy because she was only about 90 pounds.
Yo mama so fat that when she was in Uranus, she picked her butthole.
Yo mama so fat that when he was talking to a man, her bowels fell out.
Fat teachers be like: "I hope you're paying a ten chin."
Should I slap Flynn's ass?
kaka hole
You're so skinny, you can barely fit through a door crack.
What is 6 inches tall when bricked up and is loved by women?
A strong man’s biceps.
Your penis is literally BLUE!
One time I was with my uncle. He said to me to pass him the marble on the floor. All I heard was my butt clapping with his sausage.
Yo ass so fat that you can't see your toes.
When you go to the movies, you take up seven rows.
"Deez nutz" are a hairline.
What's still together after all the sh*t they've been through? Your butt cheeks.
Fart a lot.
You're so fat, when you went on the weighing scale, it said "to be continued."
Guys, don’t suck your own dick, it does not feel like your dick is being sucked, it feels like you're sucking a dick.
Your momma is so fat, when she got in the Pacific, she became the Pacific Ocean.
Your mama's so ugly, she got everything for free.
What did the shoe tell the feet?
"Put me on your feet!"
What wiggles and waggles?
A floppy dick!
My gardener found a dead body. Of the old gardener!
The highest praise my wife gave to me was when she told me, "The best feminine attribute on your body as a woman would be your p🍆nis." 🥰