Body jokes
What do you call a vagina with teeth?
A vicious cunt.
What do you call a girl with one leg? Ilean.
What is better than hitting a booty? Playing with the titties.
What has a bottom at the top?
Your legs.
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves?
Russell
What do you call lesbian sex during their period?
A blood transfusion.
When I walk to school, I fart.
You’ve got something on your face. Wait, no, it’s just missing something. My dick.
What do you call a butt that kills people?
An ASSassin :)
What is the difference between paying $50.00 to receive an anonymous blow job from a physically challenged gay white male who is also a sex worker at a glory hole and paying $175.00 to receive an anonymous blow job from an able-bodied bisexual white female who is also a sex worker at a glory hole?
If you give $50.00 to receive an anonymous blow job from a physically challenged gay white male who is also a sex worker at a glory hole you are saving yourself $125.00. 💸😁
Your mama's breath smells so bad, people can't wait for her to fart.
Why couldn't the girl with no arms hug her parents?
Because she had none of the above.
Your forehead is so big it gets home before you do.
Why do emo kids not run? Because their bodies will tear apart from the bones from all the cuts.
What type of sound does your crack make?
Answer: Quack!
Your mama so fat the flash died halfway running around her.
You wanna hear a joke about my penis?
Never mind, it’s too long.
I came across a dead body in the woods. I liked it so much I came again.
What do you call a dick that's too small to see?
Tick-tack dick.
I have the brains of an old man and the heart of a child. If you don't believe me, I can pop my trunk.