Body jokes
You're so fat you can't see your penis when you piss.
Yo forehead so big you look like Aeri.
Why did the fire not burn the kid? Because it had no lips.
Why does Job have an Area 51 head? Because his head is the shape of a 🦖.
Stick your head up someone's butt. What do you get? A Butthead!
"Get your butt out of my face!"
"Then get your face out of my butt!!!"
“I’m a woman trapped in a man’s body” = you’re a weak man who was blindly brainwashed into being a woke joke.
One day a skeleton never worked. Everyone called him lazybones.
A friend of mine chews gum, lays back to yawn, then chokes on the gum. Then I said, "God, what, you choking on dick?"
Q: What is the difference between a dead body and an orphan?
A: The dead body had a family.
Why can't the toilet paper be cheeky?
It's between cheeks at the moment.
Yo mama so fat, she is fat!
I put glue in a man :)
Me: I must have a mirror in my jeans, 'cause I see you in my pants.
Yo mama so hairy, when the baby came out, the baby died because of carpet burning!
What did the dick say to the asshole?
You need another dick.
Penis.
Riddle: A man killed his wife in his car with a knife, and no one could see him. He threw the body out of the car and threw the knife off a cliff. When he got home, the cops called the man and told him his wife was dead and to come to the scene of the crime. The man agreed and rushed to the scene. When he got there, the cops immediately arrested him. Why?
ANSWER: The cops never said where the scene of the crime is.
You've got a body inside you. It's called your bones.
Two kids are out in the cold, with downpours of snow erupting from the clouds.
One of the kids says something: "Can we build a snowman that is going through puberty?"
The other kid says something else: "Yes. It sounds cool."
After a while, the snowman was finished, and some words jut out of the first kid's mouth: "Wow! Look at that snowman! It's got hair all over, but I think it's missing something though."
The other kid jumps a little and begins speaking: "Oh, I know what it is!"
After a while, a body part made of a carrot and two cucumbers appears on the snowman's crotch. It is a penis and a ballsack.
The first kid speaks: "Icy what you did there."
The other kid replies: "Good thing I didn't slip up there."
The first kid replies: "Well, that's snow problem."
The other kid then uttered this: "These puns would make the most frigid individual crack up."
The first kid then says: "I know, right?"
They then begin a snowball fight.
The other kid then says: "Only the men have snowballs!"
What did buttholes say after taking a dump?
Buttholes say what a good diarrhea dump.
My dick said that your ass is having a boner.