Body jokes
You're so fat you can't see your penis when you piss.
Clit
You're so skinny you use floss to wipe your butt.
Your mom is so fat, it takes a year to turn around.
Why did the penis go fly?
Because a girl sucked it too hard, it went flying away.
"Jizzy jazz all over my ass."
Yo forehead so big you look like Aeri.
Why can't the toilet paper be cheeky?
It's between cheeks at the moment.
Q: What is the difference between a dead body and an orphan?
A: The dead body had a family.
Why does Job have an Area 51 head? Because his head is the shape of a 🦖.
Stick your head up someone's butt. What do you get? A Butthead!
"Get your butt out of my face!"
"Then get your face out of my butt!!!"
I put glue in a man :)
A friend of mine chews gum, lays back to yawn, then chokes on the gum. Then I said, "God, what, you choking on dick?"
What do you call my dick?
A. A monster.
What's wrong with my friend?
He's called Dobby Coleman and has a massive jaw.
One day a skeleton never worked. Everyone called him lazybones.
Yo mama so hairy, when the baby came out, the baby died because of carpet burning!
Penis.
My girlfriend is so fat that when she runs or walks, she falls, so I am breaking up with you.
🙍🏼♀️Fat girlfriend: Nooo, don’t leave me, catch me, ahhh!
🙇🏼♀️Fat girlfriend falls on boyfriend: Ahhhhhh *dump*
🙇🏼♀️🙇🏼Fat girlfriend and boyfriend: Fat girlfriend: U didn’t catch me wawawawa. Boyfriend: Get off me, 900 pounds, ugh, I hate u!
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Riddle: A man killed his wife in his car with a knife, and no one could see him. He threw the body out of the car and threw the knife off a cliff. When he got home, the cops called the man and told him his wife was dead and to come to the scene of the crime. The man agreed and rushed to the scene. When he got there, the cops immediately arrested him. Why?
ANSWER: The cops never said where the scene of the crime is.