if you donate one kidney, everybody loves you, and you’re a total hero. but donate five, and suddenly everyone is yelling. geez!
I wasn't going to have a brain transplant...
But then I changed my mind.
I wonder of Steven hawking was a organ donor cuz i need new parts for my go kart
I wish Stephen Hawking was an organ donor. I need some parts for my laptop
Donald Trump is making hospitals so poor that they are using kidney beans for their transplants
I was about to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.
i used to be a doctor, until a girl came in to get a kidney transplant, but i had to give her anal resization surgery first
