Transplant jokes
I used to be a doctor, until a girl came in to get a kidney transplant, but I had to give her anal resizing surgery first.
I wasn't going to have a brain transplant...
But then I changed my mind.
If you donate one kidney, everybody loves you, and you’re a total hero. But donate five, and suddenly everyone is yelling. Geez!
I hope Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, 'cause I need some parts for my go-cart.
Donald Trump is making hospitals so poor that they are using kidney beans for their transplants.
I wish Stephen Hawking was an organ donor. I need some parts for my laptop.
I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor because I need new parts for my go-kart.
I was about to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.
One man's trash is another man's treasure, he said when he found out his parents split up and he is being adopted.
If I adopt a child, is it mine?
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Max Alexander Heart is adopted.
Why are adopted kids better than bio kids? Because their parents actually wanted them.
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Shut up boy you look like a velociraptor in a clogged toilet bowl! Bruh you look like an off brand Ben 10 character! Nah you ain’t Ben 10 you Steven 9! Get yo ass back boy, you look like you got expelled for barking at yo lunch lady! Shut yo ass up boy, you ain’t from Jurassic Park, you came from the prehistoric playground! Get yo ass out boy you like Clifford the big red dog’s fossil! Boy what are you talking about … Read more