Transplant jokes

If you donate one kidney, everybody loves you, and you’re a total hero. But donate five, and suddenly everyone is yelling. Geez!

I wasn't going to have a brain transplant...

But then I changed my mind.

I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor because I need new parts for my go-kart.

I hope Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, 'cause I need some parts for my go-cart.

I wish Stephen Hawking was an organ donor. I need some parts for my laptop.

Donald Trump is making hospitals so poor that they are using kidney beans for their transplants.

I was about to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.

I used to be a doctor, until a girl came in to get a kidney transplant, but I had to give her anal resizing surgery first.

Why do Republican men hate transgender people?

Because they lost a dick-measuring contest to a ladyboy in Thailand!

Father: "Son, you were adopted."

Son: "What?! I knew it! I want to meet my biological parents!"

Father: "We are your biological parents. Now pack up, the new ones will pick you up in 20 minutes."

One man's trash is another man's treasure... Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out you're adopted.

Christopher's Mom said, "One man's trash is another man's treasure."

Turns out Christopher was adopted.