Transplant

Transplant Jokes

Kidney

If you donate one kidney, everybody loves you, and you’re a total hero. But donate five, and suddenly everyone is yelling. Geez!

Laptop

I wish Stephen Hawking was an organ donor. I need some parts for my laptop.

Hospital

Donald Trump is making hospitals so poor that they are using kidney beans for their transplants.

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  • Surgery

    I used to be a doctor, until a girl came in to get a kidney transplant, but I had to give her anal resizing surgery first.