Transplant jokes

If you donate one kidney, everybody loves you, and you’re a total hero. But donate five, and suddenly everyone is yelling. Geez!

I wasn't going to have a brain transplant...

But then I changed my mind.

I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor because I need new parts for my go-kart.

I hope Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, 'cause I need some parts for my go-cart.

I wish Stephen Hawking was an organ donor. I need some parts for my laptop.

Donald Trump is making hospitals so poor that they are using kidney beans for their transplants.

I was about to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.

I used to be a doctor, until a girl came in to get a kidney transplant, but I had to give her anal resizing surgery first.

As siblings, we always joke about being adopted. It stops being funny when you're playing in your parents' room and find both of your adoption papers.

Father: "Son, you were adopted."

Son: "What?! I knew it! I want to meet my biological parents!"

Father: "We are your biological parents. Now pack up, the new ones will pick you up in 20 minutes."

I don't like to use the word "kidnapping". So I just use the term: "surprise adoption."

My sister and I were both adopted from the same country, and my parents say they got us on a "two for one special."

One man's trash is another man's treasure... Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out you're adopted.