Body jokes

I have no toes, so I put blood on my foot, and then my other foot got run over, so, ye.

This one butt cheek said to the other one, "It's really personal, but it's okay, I'll tell you." It said, "Hey, let's go to my crib so we can smoke a little joint, watch a movie, and go upstairs in the room and get down."

Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Yo mama so fat, she takes up all the space.

So, my best friend's boyfriend broke up with her, and she started to cry.

So I told her a "single" joke, then she said, "Go and fucking die, you insensitive bitch!"

I later said, "Ugh, fine, as your BFF, I will break his body for you—happy now?"

She said, "*sniff* yes."

"Puta, banana in your ear!"

When I die, I want my body to be cremated.

And fucked! Fucked really hard, papí!! Like a real whore!! Like a real tramp!! Stuff your entire cock in there!!! Uhh!! Uhh!!

What’s the difference between a zit and a priest? The zit waits 'til you're 12 to cum on your face.

I wear a nose on my forehead.

I sucked your mom's anus.

Me: Name all the planets.

Other person: Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Neptune, Mercury, Uranus.

Me: Not my anus!

I LOVE BIG HAIRY DICKS!

A mom says to her son: "Hey, can you wave to that deaf kid over there?"

The son: "I don't know, can I?"

The mom: "May you?"

The son: "No, I don't have any arms!"

What happened when you put your penis in? You start cumming!

Why did the girl fall off the swing?

Coz she had no arms, bants!

Yo Momma so hairy, she has to shampoo her armpits.

Why can't an orphan see their parents? Because there is mayo in his dick hole.

I love the word legs.

Wanna help me spread the word?

You're so skinny that people can't even see you.

You're so fat when you walk into the mall, you *are* the mall.