Body jokes
What do skeletons do with their organs?
They organize them!
Farts.
Roses are red, grass is greener.
When I think of you, I play with my weiner.
Yo mama is so fat that she got on the scale, and it says, "Lose some pounds before you get on the scale, or it will break!"
Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because he had no body to go with.
What did the constipated bum say to the other bum?
Piss don't s**t on me!
Man, Uranus is so big!
What's the difference between a gay guy and an oven?
An oven doesn't fart when you take your meat out.
Your mama is so fat, you can't tell if she's pregnant or not.
Why don’t skeletons ever go trick or treating?
Because they have no body to go with.
I didn't fart. My ass likes you so much, it just blew you a kiss!
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
A cutting board.
Why can’t the turd fart? Because it already shitted!
Your butt is so fat, I can remove 90% of beauty with a tissue.
Look at your left hand, now look at your right hand, and tell yourself, "Which hand do you cheat with?"
Wanking.
Q: How much does a skeleton weigh?
A: A skele-TON.
You're so fat that when you got on the scales, they said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"
Joe mama so fat when she got sturdy, she tripped on her shoelaces, fell on her face, and fell down 2 floors.
They are hairy.
I got caught fucking a dead body by my family. RIP grandma.