Body jokes
This one butt cheek said to the other one, "It's really personal, but it's okay, I'll tell you." It said, "Hey, let's go to my crib so we can smoke a little joint, watch a movie, and go upstairs in the room and get down."
You are so skinny that they won't let you ride a fucking roller coaster because you flew before.
I have no toes, so I put blood on my foot, and then my other foot got run over, so, ye.
Yo mama so fat, she takes up all the space.
"Puta, banana in your ear!"
So, my best friend's boyfriend broke up with her, and she started to cry.
So I told her a "single" joke, then she said, "Go and fucking die, you insensitive bitch!"
I later said, "Ugh, fine, as your BFF, I will break his body for you—happy now?"
She said, "*sniff* yes."
Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no arms.
I sucked your mom's anus.
I wear a nose on my forehead.
What’s the difference between a zit and a priest? The zit waits 'til you're 12 to cum on your face.
Me: Name all the planets.
Other person: Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Neptune, Mercury, Uranus.
Me: Not my anus!
I LOVE BIG HAIRY DICKS!
A mom says to her son: "Hey, can you wave to that deaf kid over there?"
The son: "I don't know, can I?"
The mom: "May you?"
The son: "No, I don't have any arms!"
Why did the girl fall off the swing?
Coz she had no arms, bants!
What happened when you put your penis in? You start cumming!
When I die, I want my body to be cremated.
And fucked! Fucked really hard, papí!! Like a real whore!! Like a real tramp!! Stuff your entire cock in there!!! Uhh!! Uhh!!
"Hey, is that a peach?"
*gets slapped on the butt*
"Noted."
Why are toads born with balls on their body?
Because they want more attention!
If your wife says: “What would you most like to do to my body?” “Identify it” is the wrong answer.
I swear every time I walk past a guy, they stare at my ass. I always keep wondering why it hurts so much.