Body jokes

I have no toes, so I put blood on my foot, and then my other foot got run over, so, ye.

This one butt cheek said to the other one, "It's really personal, but it's okay, I'll tell you." It said, "Hey, let's go to my crib so we can smoke a little joint, watch a movie, and go upstairs in the room and get down."

So, my best friend's boyfriend broke up with her, and she started to cry.

So I told her a "single" joke, then she said, "Go and fucking die, you insensitive bitch!"

I later said, "Ugh, fine, as your BFF, I will break his body for you—happy now?"

She said, "*sniff* yes."

"Puta, banana in your ear!"

What’s the difference between a zit and a priest? The zit waits 'til you're 12 to cum on your face.

I wear a nose on my forehead.

When I die, I want my body to be cremated.

And fucked! Fucked really hard, papí!! Like a real whore!! Like a real tramp!! Stuff your entire cock in there!!! Uhh!! Uhh!!

I sucked your mom's anus.

I LOVE BIG HAIRY DICKS!

Me: Name all the planets.

Other person: Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Neptune, Mercury, Uranus.

Me: Not my anus!

Why did the girl fall off the swing?

Coz she had no arms, bants!

A mom says to her son: "Hey, can you wave to that deaf kid over there?"

The son: "I don't know, can I?"

The mom: "May you?"

The son: "No, I don't have any arms!"

What happened when you put your penis in? You start cumming!

Yo Momma so hairy, she has to shampoo her armpits.

Why did the first boob say to the 2nd boob: "Between us, I have to take a tit."

What’s the difference between a fetus and a woman?

A fetus has more rights.

Everybody knows the joke: Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because seven ate nine.

But why was 10 scared? Because he was right in the middle of 9/11.

You're so fat when you walk into the mall, you *are* the mall.

You're so skinny that people can't even see you.

I love the word legs.

Wanna help me spread the word?