Body jokes
What’s the difference between a zit and a priest? The zit waits 'til you're 12 to cum on your face.
I sucked your mom's anus.
I wear a nose on my forehead.
When I die, I want my body to be cremated.
And fucked! Fucked really hard, papí!! Like a real whore!! Like a real tramp!! Stuff your entire cock in there!!! Uhh!! Uhh!!
Me: Name all the planets.
Other person: Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Neptune, Mercury, Uranus.
Me: Not my anus!
Memes
Why did the girl fall off the swing?
Coz she had no arms, bants!
I LOVE BIG HAIRY DICKS!
A mom says to her son: "Hey, can you wave to that deaf kid over there?"
The son: "I don't know, can I?"
The mom: "May you?"
The son: "No, I don't have any arms!"
What happened when you put your penis in? You start cumming!
Why did the first boob say to the 2nd boob: "Between us, I have to take a tit."
You're so fat when you walk into the mall, you *are* the mall.
Your balls are growing too big that they will pop like a balloon!
I have a green ball in one hand and one in the other. What am I holding?
Shrek's dick.
A girl has small balls.
You so fat you got thrown out the window, but the window threw you back inside.
If your wife says: “What would you most like to do to my body?” “Identify it” is the wrong answer.
What is a skeleton’s favorite singer?
Pelvis Presley.
Yo mama's so fat that when Legolas killed her, Gimli counted her for two.
Who wants a picture of my pp?
I spy with my little eye something starting with, actually I have TWO normal eyes.