"Hey, is that a peach?"
*gets slapped on the butt*
"Noted."
Why are toads born with balls on their body?
Because they want more attention!
If your wife says: “What would you most like to do to my body?” “Identify it” is the wrong answer.
You so fat you got thrown out the window, but the window threw you back inside.
What is a skeleton’s favorite singer?
Pelvis Presley.
Yo mama's so fat that when Legolas killed her, Gimli counted her for two.
Why couldn't the girl with no arms hug her parents?
Because she had none of the above.
What’s the difference between a fetus and a woman?
A fetus has more rights.
You're so fat when you walk into the mall, you *are* the mall.
Who wants a picture of my pp?
I swear every time I walk past a guy, they stare at my ass. I always keep wondering why it hurts so much.
I love the word legs.
Wanna help me spread the word?
If you swallow gum, it will make your poop bouncy.
I have a green ball in one hand and one in the other. What am I holding?
Shrek's dick.
Your balls are growing too big that they will pop like a balloon!
A girl has small balls.
Why did the first boob say to the 2nd boob: "Between us, I have to take a tit."
I cut my dick. It is all right now, and half the size but makes for excellent breakfast.
I kicked my leg into my dad's balls in 1999.
What has 148 teeth and🥴🥴 holding back a monster? My zipper.
