Body jokes
This one butt cheek said to the other one, "It's really personal, but it's okay, I'll tell you." It said, "Hey, let's go to my crib so we can smoke a little joint, watch a movie, and go upstairs in the room and get down."
Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no arms.
Yo mama so fat, she takes up all the space.
When I die, I want my body to be cremated.
And fucked! Fucked really hard, papí!! Like a real whore!! Like a real tramp!! Stuff your entire cock in there!!! Uhh!! Uhh!!
I wear a nose on my forehead.
Memes
I sucked your mom's anus.
What’s the difference between a zit and a priest? The zit waits 'til you're 12 to cum on your face.
Me: Name all the planets.
Other person: Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Neptune, Mercury, Uranus.
Me: Not my anus!
What happened when you put your penis in? You start cumming!
A mom says to her son: "Hey, can you wave to that deaf kid over there?"
The son: "I don't know, can I?"
The mom: "May you?"
The son: "No, I don't have any arms!"
I LOVE BIG HAIRY DICKS!
Why did the girl fall off the swing?
Coz she had no arms, bants!
Yo Momma so hairy, she has to shampoo her armpits.
I love the word legs.
Wanna help me spread the word?
If you swallow gum, it will make your poop bouncy.
You're so fat when you walk into the mall, you *are* the mall.
What’s the difference between a fetus and a woman?
A fetus has more rights.
You're so skinny that people can't even see you.
Ahhhhhhh!
Why did the first boob say to the 2nd boob: "Between us, I have to take a tit."