Body jokes
What do you call a girl with only one arm and leg?
Eileen.
Hugging Leo is a great way to commit suicide... you’d just drown in all her fatness.
Jack and Jill went up the hill so they can fetch some pee. Jack fell down and broke his whole body. Jill just laughed and didn’t care, so now they have a daughter.
My arse hole hurts like no joke, man. I just had to tell that your heads a peanut, you fucking nonce, kid, you fat fuck sack, your mum you dirty cow!
My girlfriend is so fat that when she runs or walks, she falls, so I am breaking up with you.
🙍🏼♀️Fat girlfriend: Nooo, don’t leave me, catch me, ahhh!
🙇🏼♀️Fat girlfriend falls on boyfriend: Ahhhhhh *dump*
🙇🏼♀️🙇🏼Fat girlfriend and boyfriend: Fat girlfriend: U didn’t catch me wawawawa. Boyfriend: Get off me, 900 pounds, ugh, I hate u!
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Memes
Oop- get called out
I put peanut butter on my asshole so the dog would lick it, but instead I got bit by ants.
Boy: Mom, why are you drinking this disgusting red soup? I wanted salad.
Mom: Quiet, son. We only get this once a month.
Your dick is as flat as your grandma's heart rate.
What do you call the midget sea?
A pond.
What's the difference between a pool and a toddler?
One doesn't scream when you go in dry ;)
Roses are red, you have a nice lip, it would look better if it was on my tit.
I knew a girl called Melissa, but she was a tranny, and he could suck his own dick.
What's longer than a penis?
About anything.
Roses are red,
foxes are red,
I like your butt, let me touch it forever.
Q) Why is Technoblade's body hard?
A) Cuz he was thinking of children on his deathbed!
A, B, C, E, F, G. You smell like a baby. Maybe you should not be "Hati-ey."
Can you believe they're still together after everything they've been through?
Who you might ask...
YOUR ASS CHEEKS!
Why can’t the turd fart? Because it already shitted!
Your mom is so fat that she cannot look at her feet when taking a shower.
Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.
Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no friends.