Body jokes

I used to hate foot fungus, but now it's growing on me.

Did you hear about the guy that dipped his balls in glitter?

Pretty nuts, huh?

The dirtiest football player in my school was the smallest.

He was just trying to find out who was tickling his balls.

"Pull down your pants, pull out my willy, stir your guts round like a hot bowl of chili."

I have a match!

My ass, your face.

You're so skinny you never gain weight. You're so skinny you're a thin stick.

When is a right time to dance on a body? If it is under the floorboards.

"Jizzy jazz all over my ass."

Your mama so chubby, people call her fat.

Have you heard of dideys?

Dideys balls fit in your mouth.

Lilly's hairline was so fat that Charlene could not find it on Roblox.

What do five dicks sticking out of glory holes and five udders both have in common? They are ready for milking.

Fat teachers be like: "I hope you're paying a ten chin."

Yo mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.

Dick in my mouth.

How do fuck a really fat chick?

Roll her in flour and look for the wet spot.

When a woman is something weeks or months pregnant and her stomach has a visible bump, everyone rubs her tummy, but no one tickles the husband's balls and says, "Good job, buddy!"

"Your ass must be jealous of all that shit that comes out of your mouth."

I bet your hairline goes inside your private part, and your girlfriend can’t even touch it.

Yo mama so fat, even Thanos had to snap twice.