Body jokes
Jelianis' forehead😈
Is Uranus big? Well... your anus is...
What did the female rapper say when her boyfriend pulled his pants down and exposed his huge balls?
“I like big nuts and I cannot lie!”
What are two things you could call a fart?
"Gas from the ass" or "Odor from the motor!"
Sans: Hey Frisk, why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Frisk: Why didn't he go to the dance?
Sans: 'Cause he had no body to dance with!
Memes
Oop- get called out
Do you like Wendy's when these nuts hit your face?
Ball stretcher.
What kind of chair inhabits your soul?
A hair!
Jack and Jill went up the hill so they can fetch some pee. Jack fell down and broke his whole body. Jill just laughed and didn’t care, so now they have a daughter.
My arse hole hurts like no joke, man. I just had to tell that your heads a peanut, you fucking nonce, kid, you fat fuck sack, your mum you dirty cow!
My girlfriend is so fat that when she runs or walks, she falls, so I am breaking up with you.
🙍🏼♀️Fat girlfriend: Nooo, don’t leave me, catch me, ahhh!
🙇🏼♀️Fat girlfriend falls on boyfriend: Ahhhhhh *dump*
🙇🏼♀️🙇🏼Fat girlfriend and boyfriend: Fat girlfriend: U didn’t catch me wawawawa. Boyfriend: Get off me, 900 pounds, ugh, I hate u!
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I put peanut butter on my asshole so the dog would lick it, but instead I got bit by ants.
Your dick is as flat as your grandma's heart rate.
What do you call the midget sea?
A pond.
What's the difference between a pool and a toddler?
One doesn't scream when you go in dry ;)
I knew a girl called Melissa, but she was a tranny, and he could suck his own dick.
Roses are red, you have a nice lip, it would look better if it was on my tit.
What's longer than a penis?
About anything.
Q: You have problems, I think your disease is BOOFA.
Q: What boofa?
A: Boofa deez nuts in yo mouth!
Butt cracks.