Body jokes

Thing to say during sex, "grab his dick and twist it!"

Why did the person peel his skin off? Because he wanted to.

Why do guys hold their ball sack when they run?

Because they don't have titties.

Kenny's dick is so small that instead of giving him a handjob, I gave him a thumb and forefinger job.

I know 5 fat people; you're 4 of them.

Jack and Jill went up the hill so they can fetch some pee. Jack fell down and broke his whole body. Jill just laughed and didn’t care, so now they have a daughter.

My arse hole hurts like no joke, man. I just had to tell that your heads a peanut, you fucking nonce, kid, you fat fuck sack, your mum you dirty cow!

My girlfriend is so fat that when she runs or walks, she falls, so I am breaking up with you.

🙍🏼‍♀️Fat girlfriend: Nooo, don’t leave me, catch me, ahhh!

🙇🏼‍♀️Fat girlfriend falls on boyfriend: Ahhhhhh *dump*

🙇🏼‍♀️🙇🏼Fat girlfriend and boyfriend: Fat girlfriend: U didn’t catch me wawawawa. Boyfriend: Get off me, 900 pounds, ugh, I hate u!

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I put peanut butter on my asshole so the dog would lick it, but instead I got bit by ants.

Boy: Mom, why are you drinking this disgusting red soup? I wanted salad.

Mom: Quiet, son. We only get this once a month.

Your dick is as flat as your grandma's heart rate.

What do you call the midget sea?

A pond.

What's the difference between a pool and a toddler?

One doesn't scream when you go in dry ;)

I knew a girl called Melissa, but she was a tranny, and he could suck his own dick.

Roses are red, you have a nice lip, it would look better if it was on my tit.

What's longer than a penis?

About anything.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no friends.

Q) Why is Technoblade's body hard?

A) Cuz he was thinking of children on his deathbed!

Roses are red,

foxes are red,

I like your butt, let me touch it forever.

A, B, C, E, F, G. You smell like a baby. Maybe you should not be "Hati-ey."