Your dick is as flat as your grandma's heart rate.
Body Jokes
What do you call the midget sea?
A pond.
What's the difference between a pool and a toddler?
One doesn't scream when you go in dry ;)
Roses are red, you have a nice lip, it would look better if it was on my tit.
I knew a girl called Melissa, but she was a tranny, and he could suck his own dick.
What's longer than a penis?
About anything.
Roses are red,
foxes are red,
I like your butt, let me touch it forever.
Q) Why is Technoblade's body hard?
A) Cuz he was thinking of children on his deathbed!
A, B, C, E, F, G. You smell like a baby. Maybe you should not be "Hati-ey."
Can you believe they're still together after everything they've been through?
Who you might ask...
YOUR ASS CHEEKS!
Why can’t the turd fart? Because it already shitted!
Your mom is so fat that she cannot look at her feet when taking a shower.
Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.
Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no friends.
Q: You have problems, I think your disease is BOOFA.
Q: What boofa?
A: Boofa deez nuts in yo mouth!
I may not be that good with puns on this site, but I got a skele-ton of jokes. Hey, what's the matter pal, is there something crawling under your skin?
Butt cracks.
Your face with my cum.
I farted. LOL.
What's the difference between a priest and a zit?
A: One waits until you're twelve to cum on your face.
You have more chins than a Hong Kong telephone book!
