What's the difference between a priest and a zit?
A: One waits until you're twelve to cum on your face.
Priest vs Zit
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, you knucklehead. This "joke" is saying that priests are like zits because they both do gross stuff to your face. It's a play on words, see? Cum usually refers to the stuff that comes out of a dude's pee-pee but the joke uses it as if a zit were to bust on your face. Priests and kids also go together in the worst way. You probably didn't know that since you're the kinda guy to use a toothbrush to clean your toilet, huh?