Body jokes
Why did the skeleton want a friend? Because he was feeling bonely.
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I call my penis the truth because the truth always comes out of children’s mouths.
My dick is red.
Your pussy's pink.
It's really tight
When you're dead.
You know, it's only considered murder if there's a body. Otherwise, it's just a missing person.
Why does Blake like lakes? Because of cake!
My wife is so fat, she gets home, her ass gets home a half hour later.
When you say to your friend, "I've got your back," then at his funeral you see in his coffin he's missing his middle piece.
What's big and black?
My balls.
Are butt cheeks one word, or should I spread them apart?
Why did the first boob say to the 2nd boob: "Between us, I have to take a tit."
Does that dick match that forehead? 👀
Why do girls scratch their eyes in the morning?
Because they don't have another pair of balls.
What is your body like? Soft.
I have (I HAVE) bolas.
"Igma is my balls."
Yo mama so fat I bet that her fart can clear a room in seconds.
Why do men like big tits and a flat ass?
Because they got little dicks and big mouths.
How many balls do you have on your body?
2. Your butt.
If you put an amputee with no limbs in a snuggie, it becomes a stubbie.