Body jokes
What do you call a man with no toes?
No Toe Joe.
Look at your left hand, now look at your right hand, and tell yourself, "Which hand do you cheat with?"
Wanking.
A police officer said to a belly button, "You're under a-vest."
One day, Little Johnny needs to use the bathroom. His mom is in there, so he went in to use it and asked his mom, "What is that between your legs?"
His mom told him that is her bush. Then the next day the same thing happened, but with his dad. He asked his dad, "What is that between his legs?" He said, "My snake."
The same thing happened one more time, except with his grandmother. Little Johnny asked grandma what is on her chest. She said, "My headlights."
One night, Little Johnny caught his parents doing something naughty. Then he said, "Grandma, grandma, turn on your headlights! Daddy's snake is trying to get into mommy's bush!"
Why don't booties make good drummers?
They can't keep a beat without making a FART NOISE.
SHES FAT!!
Stinking poo poo bum.
Joke of the day: Your mum is so fat I saw her at Greg’s! 😭🤣
Why did the serial killer let the guy in a wheelchair go? Because the guy didn’t really have any body for the serial killer to stab.
Why did the dick suck my ass? They died.
A teacher walked up to me and said, "How did we get butt cracks?"
I was like 4, so I said, "You had an earthquake on your booty."
Bootylicious lol
Your mom is so fat, it takes a year to turn around.
Clit
Why did the penis go fly?
Because a girl sucked it too hard, it went flying away.
I like penis in my bum!
"Jizzy jazz all over my ass."
You're so skinny you use floss to wipe your butt.
What time is it when you say no to everything? Time to get bored.
What's wrong with my friend?
He's called Dobby Coleman and has a massive jaw.
What do you call my dick?
A. A monster.
My buddy and I both wanted to marry a woman who happened to be an amputee.
Sadly, my buddy won her heart, but I got her leg.
When you look exactly like your dead cousin and everybody thinks she faked her death.
FUCKING MENT