Body jokes

One day, Little Johnny needs to use the bathroom. His mom is in there, so he went in to use it and asked his mom, "What is that between your legs?"

His mom told him that is her bush. Then the next day the same thing happened, but with his dad. He asked his dad, "What is that between his legs?" He said, "My snake."

The same thing happened one more time, except with his grandmother. Little Johnny asked grandma what is on her chest. She said, "My headlights."

One night, Little Johnny caught his parents doing something naughty. Then he said, "Grandma, grandma, turn on your headlights! Daddy's snake is trying to get into mommy's bush!"

Yo mama so hairy, when the baby came out, the baby died because of carpet burning!

Me: I must have a mirror in my jeans, 'cause I see you in my pants.

One day a skeleton never worked. Everyone called him lazybones.

I put glue in a man :)

Stinking poo poo bum.

Joke of the day: Your mum is so fat I saw her at Greg’s! 😭🤣

Why don't booties make good drummers?

They can't keep a beat without making a FART NOISE.

Why did the serial killer let the guy in a wheelchair go? Because the guy didn’t really have any body for the serial killer to stab.

Yo forehead so big you look like Aeri.

You're so fat you can't see your penis when you piss.

My buddy and I both wanted to marry a woman who happened to be an amputee.

Sadly, my buddy won her heart, but I got her leg.

When you look exactly like your dead cousin and everybody thinks she faked her death.

FUCKING MENT

Why did the dick suck my ass? They died.

A teacher walked up to me and said, "How did we get butt cracks?"

I was like 4, so I said, "You had an earthquake on your booty."

Bootylicious lol

"Jizzy jazz all over my ass."

Clit

Why did the penis go fly?

Because a girl sucked it too hard, it went flying away.

You're so skinny you use floss to wipe your butt.

Your mom is so fat, it takes a year to turn around.

I like penis in my bum!