Body jokes
Clit
Why did the penis go fly?
Because a girl sucked it too hard, it went flying away.
You're so skinny you use floss to wipe your butt.
"Jizzy jazz all over my ass."
Why did the serial killer let the guy in a wheelchair go? Because the guy didn’t really have any body for the serial killer to stab.
Memes
kaka hole
Why did the dick suck my ass? They died.
My buddy and I both wanted to marry a woman who happened to be an amputee.
Sadly, my buddy won her heart, but I got her leg.
When you look exactly like your dead cousin and everybody thinks she faked her death.
FUCKING MENT
I like penis in my bum!
Yo forehead so big you look like Aeri.
You're so fat you can't see your penis when you piss.
Stick your head up someone's butt. What do you get? A Butthead!
"Get your butt out of my face!"
"Then get your face out of my butt!!!"
Why can't the toilet paper be cheeky?
It's between cheeks at the moment.
Why did the fire not burn the kid? Because it had no lips.
Why does Job have an Area 51 head? Because his head is the shape of a 🦖.
What's wrong with my friend?
He's called Dobby Coleman and has a massive jaw.
What do you call my dick?
A. A monster.
Why don't booties make good drummers?
They can't keep a beat without making a FART NOISE.
Stinking poo poo bum.
Joke of the day: Your mum is so fat I saw her at Greg’s! 😭🤣
I put glue in a man :)