When you look exactly like your dead cousin and everybody thinks she faked her death.
FUCKING MENT
Body Jokes
I like penis in my bum!
Yo forehead so big you look like Aeri.
You're so fat you can't see your penis when you piss.
Stick your head up someone's butt. What do you get? A Butthead!
"Get your butt out of my face!"
"Then get your face out of my butt!!!"
Why can't the toilet paper be cheeky?
It's between cheeks at the moment.
Why did the fire not burn the kid? Because it had no lips.
Why does Job have an Area 51 head? Because his head is the shape of a 🦖.
What's wrong with my friend?
He's called Dobby Coleman and has a massive jaw.
What do you call my dick?
A. A monster.
Why don't booties make good drummers?
They can't keep a beat without making a FART NOISE.
Stinking poo poo bum.
Joke of the day: Your mum is so fat I saw her at Greg’s! 😭🤣
I put glue in a man :)
Me: I must have a mirror in my jeans, 'cause I see you in my pants.
Yo mama so fat, she is fat!
Yo mama so hairy, when the baby came out, the baby died because of carpet burning!
A friend of mine chews gum, lays back to yawn, then chokes on the gum. Then I said, "God, what, you choking on dick?"
One day a skeleton never worked. Everyone called him lazybones.
What time is it when you say no to everything? Time to get bored.
What did buttholes say after taking a dump?
Buttholes say what a good diarrhea dump.
