Body jokes
What do you say to a girl with no arms and no legs? Nice boobs!
Your hairline is so long that your mother could not brush your hair.
What's worse than waking up with a penis drawn on your face?
Finding out it was traced.
Johnny is on his way to school when he comes across a frog. With a sudden inspirational thought, he picks the frog up, shoves a firecracker up the frog's arse, lights the cracker, and blows the frog to smithereens.
Now at school, the teacher asks the class: "Has anybody got anything for show and tell this morning?"
Johnny waves his arm in the air and is virtually screaming "Me mis me mis me mis".
"Ok Johnny, what do you have to share with the class today?"
Little Johnny then says, "Well on my way to school today I shoved a cracker up a frog's arse." The teacher interrupts and says, "It's not arse Johnny, It's rectum."
Johnny then says, "Fucking oath it wrecked 'im."
Yo, your hairline looks like the letter “O”.
What happens when you kick a boy in the balls?
THEY NUTS ARE IN PAIN.
What do you call a midget stripper?
A pocket pussy.
I wanted to get brain surgery.
I changed my mind.
How does a skeleton call his friends?
On the tele-bone!
What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?
The taste!
Your mom is so fat, she can't make it through the door.
Yo mama so fat that when she went to take a crap... she couldn't even take a crap!
What is the difference between a human and a magic house?
To the Earth, is the human body of the human being human? Is it human? Human can be the one day today after the night is the snow time and a.
What do women put on their ears to look more attractive?
Their knees.
My bad, I kick me bad in if balls, and he got so fucking mad.
Big mummy milkers...
Yo mama is so fat that when she was at school, they needed a satellite to take her school photo.
Why is Uranus so big? Because you discovered it.
Never break a girl's/boy's/someone's heart. They only have one of them.
Break their bones instead. They have 206 of them.
How do skeletons have sex?
They bone each other.