Body jokes

Your hairline is so long that your mother could not brush your hair.

I have the biggest balls; you have wobbles.

Charlene's hairline was so far back that she was practically bald and fat.

Hey, I never knew we had a planet in our body!

"5 dollars if a fat guy can find his penis."

Your forehead is so big I could stand on it.

Your mini pecker is so small, the taxi driver said the ride was so short that he'd do it for free.

Why do midgets laugh when they run?

The grass tickles their balls.

Why is Dawayne so small? Because his parents cut him up into small slices!

My gardener found a dead body. Of the old gardener!

I got something long stuck inside me last night, dammit, that needle hurt.

The first time I heard your voice, my foreskin fell off.

What do you call someone with a big butt?

The Thightanic!

A: Why did Sally fall off the swing?

B: Why?

A: Because she has no arms.

Knock, knock.

B: Who's there?

A: Not Sally.

Joe was eating ice cream while walking on the street. He dropped his ice cream. Why?

B: I don't know, why?

A: Because Sally was driving the car.

My peepee was big, now it's small.

What did the skeleton pull out from behind his ear?

Nothing. Skeletons don’t have ears.

Yo momma's so fat, she rolled out the bed, out the room, down the stairs, smashed through the window, rolled down the road, and got stuck in the Grand Canyon.

Dammit, I hanged off their nose off.

I've been looking for my parents for years.

For the life of me, I can't remember where I hid their bodies.

You can't YEE your last HAW!

But I put my BALLS in ur JAW.