Body jokes
I have the biggest balls; you have wobbles.
Charlene's hairline was so far back that she was practically bald and fat.
Hey, I never knew we had a planet in our body!
What do you call a teacher who never farts in public? A private tutor.
If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands!
The amputee: -_-
Mijn penis is lang lmao.
My balls.
John Kreese's forehead broke when silver hit 'em in the forehead.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To eat Bob's arms.
Bob went to hospital and had no arms.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Bob.
If water makes you laugh, then jokes make you pee.
Why did James fall off the swing?
He had no arms.
Joe Mama has a chode.
What is your body like? Soft.
Your d*** size...
The first time I heard your voice, my foreskin fell off.
I got something long stuck inside me last night, dammit, that needle hurt.
My peepee was big, now it's small.
What do you call someone with a big butt?
The Thightanic!
A: Why did Sally fall off the swing?
B: Why?
A: Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
B: Who's there?
A: Not Sally.
Joe was eating ice cream while walking on the street. He dropped his ice cream. Why?
B: I don't know, why?
A: Because Sally was driving the car.
Back bent.