Body jokes
What’s Stephen Hawking’s favorite food?
His left shoulder.
When you wear a big hat and your butt starts to splat diarrhea!
Back bent.
Me: I have the body of a 28 year old.
Her: Prove it.
Me: (opens freezer)
Your mom uses the equator as a belt.
Memes
Yo mamma so fat that she like that ocean, we haven't even explored 5% of her yet.
I got something long stuck inside me last night, dammit, that needle hurt.
A: Why did Sally fall off the swing?
B: Why?
A: Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
B: Who's there?
A: Not Sally.
Joe was eating ice cream while walking on the street. He dropped his ice cream. Why?
B: I don't know, why?
A: Because Sally was driving the car.
My peepee was big, now it's small.
My dick harder than stone, man.
The first time I heard your voice, my foreskin fell off.
What do you call someone with a big butt?
The Thightanic!
You can't YEE your last HAW!
But I put my BALLS in ur JAW.
What did the skeleton pull out from behind his ear?
Nothing. Skeletons don’t have ears.
Yo momma's so fat, she rolled out the bed, out the room, down the stairs, smashed through the window, rolled down the road, and got stuck in the Grand Canyon.
Dammit, I hanged off their nose off.
I've been looking for my parents for years.
For the life of me, I can't remember where I hid their bodies.
Why are you rolling your eyes? Are you looking for your brain?
What is Uranus' favorite exercise? ... Hy knees.
My wife is so fat, she gets home, her ass gets home a half hour later.