Body jokes
Hey, I never knew we had a planet in our body!
I got something long stuck inside me last night, dammit, that needle hurt.
The first time I heard your voice, my foreskin fell off.
What do you call someone with a big butt?
The Thightanic!
A: Why did Sally fall off the swing?
B: Why?
A: Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
B: Who's there?
A: Not Sally.
Joe was eating ice cream while walking on the street. He dropped his ice cream. Why?
B: I don't know, why?
A: Because Sally was driving the car.
My peepee was big, now it's small.
I've been looking for my parents for years.
For the life of me, I can't remember where I hid their bodies.
Yo momma's so fat, she rolled out the bed, out the room, down the stairs, smashed through the window, rolled down the road, and got stuck in the Grand Canyon.
You can't YEE your last HAW!
But I put my BALLS in ur JAW.
What did the skeleton pull out from behind his ear?
Nothing. Skeletons don’t have ears.
Dammit, I hanged off their nose off.
My dick harder than stone, man.
Back bent.
Your mom uses the equator as a belt.
Yo mamma so fat that she like that ocean, we haven't even explored 5% of her yet.
Mine never stops.
I thought you were just raising your eyebrow, but I checked the x-ray, and your skull shifted 128 degrees to the right.
What’s Stephen Hawking’s favorite food?
His left shoulder.
When you wear a big hat and your butt starts to splat diarrhea!
Your hairline is so long it reaches your toes.