Body jokes
What do you say when a handicapped man forgets something? "He knew it like the back of his hand."
Why did Sarah fall off the swing?
Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sarah.
Yo mama so fat, she is fat!
Why does the nucleus feel trapped?
Because it’s inside a cell!
What's a cow's strongest part of their body?
Their "calves"!
Yo mama is so fat that she stepped on the scale and it says, "Hey fat b****, break your fat a** in half so you won't weigh as much!"
Your mom's so heavy that it caused Atlas, the Titan, to slip a disc.
A young woman goes for her first gynecological exam, and the nurse has her take off her clothes, put on a gown, and get in the stirrups. She tells her the doctor will be in in a minute.
The doctor comes in and tells the young lady that she has one of the most beautiful vaginas he’s ever seen, and he has seen a lot of them. She thanks him for the compliment. He tells her he is about to start the examination, but he is going to have to numb her first, when she says ok, he goes:
"Num num num num num!"
I put glue in a man :)
My wife is so fat. After sex, I rolled over twice. I was still on top of the bitch!
Q: What does a dead prostitute and a swimming pool have in common?
A: They're both cold when you first get in, but warm up after a few strokes.
Yo Momma so hairy, she has to shampoo her armpits.
Why did the guy's birthday party stink?
Because he was turning farty!
Me: Hey, have you seen my butt?
Him: No, have you seen where it is?
Me: Maybe here on your private part hehe.
Him: *dumps my head on the toilet* HAVE YOU SEEN YOUR ASS NOW, PERVERT?
What goes in and comes out and makes you feel good but isn't sexual?
(Insulin)
Want to hear something that’ll make you smile? Your face muscles.
Hey, What do you want? We broke up like 5 days ago, leave me alone. Ok, first wanna do some things? What kind of things? Illegal things. Like what? Knock you off and hide your body. 🤡🤡🗡
A woman noticed her husband standing on a bathroom scale, sucking in his stomach. "Ha! That's not going to help!" she said. "Sure it does," he said. "It's the only way I can see the numbers."
Boner.
"You need to cease, all those fat cuz u obese."