Body jokes
One tonsil said to the other tonsil, “We must be in San Juan Capistrano, here comes another swallow.”
Why can't orphans go on field trips?
They don't have anybody to sign the form.
What has a tail, a head, but no body?
A coin.
What do you call a dick with three eyes?
Preston.
My nuts hurt; if you pull them, I will scream.
My nuts tickle; scratch them, and I won’t like you no more.
My bad, I kick me bad in if balls, and he got so fucking mad.
Yo forehead so angled, your mom could walk up.
So fat you're a scale said, "Fat ass."
Daikon legs.
Me: I have the body of a 28 year old.
Her: Prove it.
Me: (opens freezer)
Can you see me?
Q: What do you call a tsunami?
A: Your mom's water breaking.
I ass big ass you :-)
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Not Sally.
Friend: Do you know him?
Other Friend: Know who?
Friend: My dick!
Why did the skeleton cross the road? To prove he had guts! :)
What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? “If we don’t get some support, people will think we’re nuts.”
Does that dick match that forehead? 👀
How do you get a smoking hot body as a senior?
Cremation.
Yo mama so fat, when she touched the stairs, it said, "To be continued!"