So here’s Uranus where’s my anus
Highest level of insult by a girl by seeing a guy's dick: I can shit bigger logs than that thing of your's 🤣
I was in a toxic relationship . After some time my girlfriend died, her name was happy . Still got no clue of her body and here i am lying on the bed so fucking happy.
China as fake as bitches with plastic surgery and talk bout body positivity
When you see someone with a double chin that’s sad:
Hey come on man keep your chin up. Wait which one
my bf: knock knock me:whos there my bf:ice cream me:ice cream who my bf: ice cream if you don't let me see that smoking hot body
Three dead bodies are delivered to the mortuary one day. Each of them has a great big smile on their face.
The coroner examines the bodies and then calls the police to tell them what has happened.
"First body: Frenchman, 60, died of heart failure while making love to his mistress. Hence the enormous smile, Inspector", says the coroner.
"Second body: Scotsman, 25, won a thousand pounds on the lottery, spent it all on whisky. Died of alcohol poisoning, hence the smile."
The inspector then asks, "What about the third body?"
"Ah," says the coroner, "This is the most unusual one. Billy-Bob the redneck from Oklahoma, 30, struck by lightning."
"Why is he smiling then?" asks the inspector.
"He thought he was having his picture taken."
What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead bodies?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
little timmy said"i had a body eieio now you are next"as he shoots you
what did they do with his body when he died they made him into lego sho kids can play with him for once
Jeffy: I need a new butt, my old one has a crack in it.
Do you know what a reverse exorcism is?
It's when the demon tells the priest to exit the child's body
What did the chicken say when he saw ahuman running around uncontrollably? "its running around like a human with its head cut off"
What do you call a school that can talk? A school 🏫 with a face
what goes in and comes out and makes you feel good but isnt sexual ( insulin ) for more of these jokes go to diabeticjokeswww.foralaugh.com
A wife asked her husband, "What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?" He looked at her from head to toe and replied, "I like your sense of humor!"
One tonsil said to the other tonsil, “We must be in San Juan Capistrano, here comes another swallow.”
KimJongUn thicc af
A sailor drops anchor in a port and heads into the nearest pub. Everyone in the pub is whispering and pointing at him because of his odd shaped body; he has a very muscular body, but a very tiny head on his shoulders. As he orders his drink, he tells the bartender, "I'll explain. I get this in every port and town I visit. I caught a mermaid and she granted me three wishes if I would release her back into the sea. So I told her I wanted a yacht and, sure enough, she came through for me. Next, I asked for a million bucks and now I am set for life. Last of all, I asked her if I could have sex with her and her response was, 'I don't know how you can make love to me with your type of body.' So I asked her, 'How about a little head?'"
i always felt like a man trapped in a womans body. But then I was born.
But In my defense , I was young then and I had a womb without a view.
