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My arm has a different texture then the rest of me lol
I drew a fist on a body and then i drew a guy saying to him "that dude's a knucle-head!"
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You are so skinny that the only difference between you and a leaf is color
a little girl said one day " grandmas gonna die tonight". the next morning the girl's grandmother's body was found. that day she said again " Grandpas gonna die tonight" sure enough, the girl's grandfather died and his body was discovered the next morning. that day she said " daddy's gonna die tonight." the girls father was terrified. he lay shaking the entire night. somehow, he survived until morning. his wife came into the room crying. he asked her why she was upset and she said that the postman had died last night.
Why couldn't the skeleton go to the prom, because he had no BODY to go with.... i could have said a skeleTON more jokes.. but i think that might brake your funny bone
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I have double standards, burn a body at a crematorium and you're being a respectful friend; do it at home and you're destroying evidence.
Boobs are like friends you have big ones small ones real ones fake ones, but they all get taken out by cancer
how do rapists justify murdering a young innocent human being?
same way as pro aborts, by saying "my body, my choice"
Whats that useless skin around the vagina and the boobies?
The women
my pal ased me why no body wants to eat the spaghetti he make in his restaurent welp,because it's impastable
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Why does a giraffe need such a long neck?
Because its head is so far away from its body.
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you so fat
when you stepped on the scale
Buzz Lightyear came out and said
“to INFINITY and beyond”
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what do you call a person with cancer a ghost with a body
i am a fat girl
