Body jokes
Yo mama's ass is mad crusty!
Your mom is so fat, it takes a year to turn around.
When you ask for plastic surgery, they said, "We could not fix you, but the only way is to wear a mask to fix your ugly face."
Joe Mama has a chode.
Back bent.
Read this and you're gay.
Depression has been entered into your body.
You're so skinny that you fall.
You know boys have balls. Girls have balls, too.
Little Sally found out that she had hair on her private area and went up to her mom and asked, "Mom, I have hair on my privates, what is it?"
"Oh, honey, that's your monkey," the mom says.
So little Sally runs up to her big sister and says, "My monkey has hair on it!" The sister replies with a laugh, "You think that's cool? My monkey is already eating bananas!"
So Fred accidentally cut off John's ear with his spade.
John and Fred were digging a ditch when Fred made a careless swipe with his spade and cut off John's ear.
"Help me find it in all this mud," said John. "If we find it, they can sew it back on."
After a couple of minutes, Fred triumphantly shouted, "Here it is," handing the ear to John.
"That's not it," said John, throwing the ear back into the muddy ditch. "Mine had a pencil behind it!"
Is it just me, or everybody has a dark side, like a psycho side, and then you act like crazy for some reason?
Why did the skeleton cross the road? To prove he had guts! :)
What do you call a girl with only one arm and leg?
Eileen.
What is a victimless crime in the state of Michigan if you are an able-bodied man who is well-endowed, not white, and not a heterosexual male?
A white male who is heterosexual and physically disabled who is sodomized by an able-bodied and well-endowed gay male who is not white inside the men's locker room at the gym.
Why did the fat man miss his flight?
His body weight exceeded the weight limit.
Alpha Kenny body?
Yo ass so fat that you can't see your toes.
When you go to the movies, you take up seven rows.
I used to be a man in a woman’s body. And then I was born.
What do you call a dick with three eyes?
Preston.
Why download Fruit Ninja when you have your arm?