Body jokes
You know, it's only considered murder if there's a body. Otherwise, it's just a missing person.
What's the grossest thing ever?
A bag of dead babies.
What's even more gross?
The bottom one is still wriggling!
Q: What's a skeleton's favorite instrument? A: A tromBONE.
Friend: Why don't you cut your hair?
Me: Dunno, but I'll probably cut my wrists first.
What do you call a black hole?
Butt hole.
What do you call a butt that kills people?
An ASSassin :)
Levi and Andrew are fat.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef!
I'mma flip this coin, if it lands on heads, tuh, you gotta give me head, if it lands on tails then you gotta give me the booty, so lets give this a try *flips coin* OOP! Would ya look at that, it landed on both, ESSKETIT!
Want to hear something that’ll make you smile? Your face muscles.
Yo momma's so hairy that when the baby came out, it got rug burn.
What's that useless skin around the vagina and the boobies?
The women.
Your dick is as flat as your grandma's heart rate.
How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?
You nail its other hand to the ground.
Yo mama so hairy, when the baby came out, the baby died because of carpet burning!
One day, I put a lady taffy on my ass.
What do you call a skeleton who went out in the snow? A numb skull!
I know a baby carrot when I see one.
What's the worst thing about eating a shaved pussy?
Putting the diaper back on.
There is a Mexican sitting on a train.
The guy sitting next to him says, "I have a big dick."
The Mexican decides to get a lawnmower and some clippers. When he got off the train, the police found a dead body with no dick and pube hairs.
Why did Ross fall off the swing?
Because he had no arms.