Body jokes

Willies.

I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.

My dick said that your ass is having a boner.

I was arrested for eating too much crack on accident. How?

My sister came into my room shoving her ass in my face.

Why is the penis so light?

Because even thots can lift them.

Me: I must have a mirror in my jeans, 'cause I see you in my pants.

Your d*** size...

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms.

What has three balls and flies through space?

E.T. the extra testicle.

One day I was just sitting around when my butthole began to grow larger. It grew and grew and began to engulf the other parts of my body until it swallowed them all. Now I am just a big butthole typing this. Please help me!

What did the elephant say to the naked man?

"It's nice, but can it pick up peanuts?"

A skeleton goes sky diving. Doesn't come back in one piece.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why could she not get back up? Because she had no friends.

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Susie...

Q: Why does Helen Keller masturbate with one hand?

A: So she can moan with the other.

Why did Sally's pizza get cold? Because she has no arms.

I knew a girl called Melissa, but she was a tranny, and he could suck his own dick.

Butthole.

A police officer said to a belly button, "You're under a-vest."

My penis is on fire.

Boy: Mom, why are you drinking this disgusting red soup? I wanted salad.

Mom: Quiet, son. We only get this once a month.