What do you call a dick that's too small to see?
Tick-tack dick.
Body Jokes
What did the first guy say to the second?
Wanna shove a banana up yo ass?
Today in math class we had to do an activity where we had to flip coins. The teacher said that we had to flip some coins, remove all of the heads, count them, and put the rest of the coins back in the cup and repeat until we had no coins left. I’m not sure what we were supposed to get out of that activity, but I got 15 dead bodies.
You know, it's only considered murder if there's a body. Otherwise, it's just a missing person.
What's the grossest thing ever?
A bag of dead babies.
What's even more gross?
The bottom one is still wriggling!
Q: What's a skeleton's favorite instrument? A: A tromBONE.
Friend: Why don't you cut your hair?
Me: Dunno, but I'll probably cut my wrists first.
What do you call a black hole?
Butt hole.
What do you call a butt that kills people?
An ASSassin :)
Levi and Andrew are fat.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef!
I'mma flip this coin, if it lands on heads, tuh, you gotta give me head, if it lands on tails then you gotta give me the booty, so lets give this a try *flips coin* OOP! Would ya look at that, it landed on both, ESSKETIT!
Want to hear something that’ll make you smile? Your face muscles.
Yo momma's so hairy that when the baby came out, it got rug burn.
What's that useless skin around the vagina and the boobies?
The women.
Your dick is as flat as your grandma's heart rate.
How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?
You nail its other hand to the ground.
Yo mama so hairy, when the baby came out, the baby died because of carpet burning!
One day, I put a lady taffy on my ass.
What do you call a skeleton who went out in the snow? A numb skull!
I know a baby carrot when I see one.
