Body jokes
Weenis long.
Q: What do you call a tsunami?
A: Your mom's water breaking.
What does a skeleton tile his roof with? Shingles!
I wear a nose on my forehead.
Q: What did the man say after removing another man's hat? A: He was decapitated.
What is the skeleton's favorite instrument?
A xylophone.
I LOVE BIG HAIRY DICKS!
Why did the skeleton not rob the bank?
He did not have the guts!
If water makes you laugh, then jokes make you pee.
Take it in the ear day? More like take it in the rear day.
Two cannibals have just captured a man and are about to eat him, so they cook him and lay him on a table. The first cannibal says, "You start at the bottom, I start at the top," so they both chow down.
About half an hour later, the second cannibal says, "I'm having a ball!" Then the first cannibal says, "Then you're eating too fast!"
What did Stephen Hawking love that couldn't move?
Himself, ps particularly his whole body. I was gonna say his legs, but then I remembered he was fully paralysed and was like shitttttttttttttttttttttttttttt.
Why can’t skeletons fight? They don’t have the guts.
Why did Sally drown in the pool?
She didn't have any arms, remember!
Why did Sally drown in the pool?
She had no arms, remember.
What is the similar thing between alcohol and anal sex?
They are not for kids.
What did one skeleton say to the other?
Skeleton 1: "I need a hand!"
Skeleton 2: (Throws up hand)
Skeleton 1: "That wasn't very humerus."
Skeleton 2: "Why do you have to be so heartless?"
Skeleton 1: "At least I had the guts to tell you!"
You blow a kiss up.
Your eyes were bright up your ass.
What do you call a skinny black dick? A Tootsie Roll.
What do you call a dick that's too small to see?
Tick-tack dick.