A skeleton walks into the hospital and said: "Doctor, Doctor, I broke my leg!" The doctor said: "I see..."
Body Jokes
My depressed body would look great hanging from a tree...
You're so ugly you scared the crap out of the toilet!
Hey, you have something on your chin, no the 3rd one down.
What is the definition of a woman?
A life support system for a vagina.
A young woman goes for her first gynecological exam, and the nurse has her take off her clothes, put on a gown, and get in the stirrups. She tells her the doctor will be in in a minute.
The doctor comes in and tells the young lady that she has one of the most beautiful vaginas he’s ever seen, and he has seen a lot of them. She thanks him for the compliment. He tells her he is about to start the examination, but he is going to have to numb her first, when she says ok, he goes:
"Num num num num num!"
What did Sally do when she got home?
Cry because she has no arms.
What time do butts get up? At the crack of dawn!!!
My pp.
Your forehead [is] so big [that] every time you shout, your forehead starts pulsing.
Why is your mom's butt so smelly? Cause she wipes poorly.
Why can’t the turd fart? Because it already shitted!
Why did the butt smell so bad? Because he didn’t have a nose! AND HE FARTED TOO!
Yo mama so fat, COW!
What do five dicks sticking out of glory holes and five udders both have in common? They are ready for milking.
Yo mama so fat, NASA used her stomach to jump to Uranus in seconds.
Q: What is the difference between a dead body and an orphan?
A: The dead body had a family.
Sans: Hey Frisk, why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Frisk: Why didn't he go to the dance?
Sans: 'Cause he had no body to dance with!
What flowers are on your face?
Your forehead is so big you can jump without getting hurt.
