Body jokes
Do you like Wendy's when these nuts hit your face?
Mississippi girls are missing a "pp."
Fart <3
What was Pepe's best friend? Ballsack.
Q: Why didn't the skeleton laugh at the joke?
A: He broke his funny bone!
You're a fat poop poop!
Hey, Tanya, can I Tanya ass?
There's something on your chin. No, not that one, the third row.
What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?
The taste!
A skeleton walks into the hospital and said: "Doctor, Doctor, I broke my leg!" The doctor said: "I see..."
My depressed body would look great hanging from a tree...
You're so ugly you scared the crap out of the toilet!
Hey, you have something on your chin, no the 3rd one down.
What is the definition of a woman?
A life support system for a vagina.
A young woman goes for her first gynecological exam, and the nurse has her take off her clothes, put on a gown, and get in the stirrups. She tells her the doctor will be in in a minute.
The doctor comes in and tells the young lady that she has one of the most beautiful vaginas he’s ever seen, and he has seen a lot of them. She thanks him for the compliment. He tells her he is about to start the examination, but he is going to have to numb her first, when she says ok, he goes:
"Num num num num num!"
What did Sally do when she got home?
Cry because she has no arms.
What time do butts get up? At the crack of dawn!!!
My pp.
Your forehead [is] so big [that] every time you shout, your forehead starts pulsing.
Why is your mom's butt so smelly? Cause she wipes poorly.