Anal, haha.
Body Jokes
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N. Oh my gosh, I'm peeing on my shoe, no one knows about it yet!
Little Jimmy asked his mom if he could take a bath with her since he was scared of being alone. She said, "Sure, just don't look up." He looked up and said, "Woah, what are those?" She replied, "Those are just headlights." He looked down and said, "What is that?" She said, "That's just a bush." The next day, mommy wasn't home, so he asked to take a shower with his papa instead. He said, "Okay, but don't look up." He looked up and said, "Woah, what is that?" His papa replied, "That's just a snake." Later that night, he asked to sleep with his parents. They said, "Okay, just don't look under the covers." After a while, he grew bored and went under the covers. Jimmy screamed, "Mom, turn on the headlights, the snake is in the bush!"
Sans: Why couldn't the skeleton go to prom?
Papyrus: Why? AND YOU KNOW I HATE PUNS!
Sans: Because they had NO BODY to go with.
Papyrus: THAT IS ENOUGH!!!
Sans: Sorry, didn't mean to GET UNDER YOUR SKIN.
Papyrus: YOU HAVE MADE ME MAD TO THE BONE SANS......wait
Sans: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I went to the doctor because I had a steering wheel in my pants, and it was driving me nuts.
I just shed my pants.
There were 3 guys in detention called Zip, Willy, and Pee, and they were all being naughty. The teacher came in and said, "Zip down, Willy out, Pee in the corner."
A funny joke scenario.
Person 1: Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Person 2: Because he had no "body" to go with.
Person 1: Because he was ugly, fat, and nobody liked him.
You know this joke really cracks up my bones!
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
The trom-BONE!
P.S. This joke is very non-original and bad.
Why do some men call their testicles "bells"? Because it's next to their "ding-dong."
What do you call a cow that has two legs shorter on one side of its body compared to the other?
LEAN BEEF!
What did the no head man say?
"Haha!"
What goes in dry and comes out wet?
A dick.
Do you know Candice?
Candice dick fit in your mouth!
Baby, here's my anus.
Baby, too, where's my anus?
Your butt is so fat, I can remove 90% of beauty with a tissue.
What did one ballsack say to another?
"You stay here, I'll go pee."
When I'm bored, I text a random number, "I hid the body... now what?"
What's a good way to masturbate?
Get somebody to do it for you.
