Why are skeletons so calm?
Because nothing gets under their skin.
What did the guy with two hands say to the guy with one hand?
"Hi-five!"
I spy with my little eye nothing because I only have two normal-sized eyes.
Yo mama so fat that she should be worried for her health and go see a doctor.
These are ear-retcal jokes...
Fail.
The sky never changes color, but when it does, we know how your breath is increasing.
Confucius say, "man who go to sleep with itchy bum, wake up with smelly finger."
Vagina jokes aren't funny.
Most of the time.
Why do women rub their eyes in the morning?
Because they don't have balls.
What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex?
Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.
What do you call a nose without a body? -- Nobody knows.
What has a bottom at the top?
Your legs.
What is the most sensitive part of a man's anatomy while he's masturbating?
His ears.
You can tell a lot about a woman from her ankles. If they are on your shoulders, she probably likes you.
My penis was in the Guinness Book of World Records. -- Then the librarian told me to take it out.
How do you cover 12 holes with one hole?
Take a flute and shove it up your ass.
What do women put on their ears to look more attractive?
Their knees.
Yo mama so fat, she got baptized at SeaWorld.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to straighten her pubic hair and burned her balls.
What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common? - Their balls are just for decoration.
