Blue Jokes

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I want to fuck you.

Urmum
in Roses are red

Roses are red my c0ck is blue oh shit wtf happen to you

watersharky Music Productions

Drivers License-By- watersharky Music Productions and Olivia Rodrigo- I got my driver’s license last week Just like we always talked about 'Cause you were so excited for me To finally drive up to your house But today I drove through the suburbs Crying 'cause you weren’t around And you’re probably with that blonde girl Who always made me doubt She’s so much older than me She’s everything I’m insecure about Yeah, today I drove through the suburbs 'Cause how could I ever love someone else? And I know we weren’t perfect but I’ve never felt this way for no one And I just can’t imagine how you could be so okay now that I’m gone Guess you didn’t mean what you wrote in that song about me 'Cause you said forever, now I drive alone past your street And all my friends are tired Of hearing how much I miss you, but I kinda feel sorry for them 'Cause they’ll never know you the way that I do, yeah Today I drove through the suburbs And pictured I was driving home to you And I know we weren’t perfect But I’ve never felt this way for no one, oh And I just can’t imagine how you could be so okay, now that I’m gone I guess you didn’t mean what you wrote in that song about me ‘Cause you said forever, now I drive alone past your street Red lights, stop signs I still see your face in the white cars, front yards Can’t drive past the places we used to go to ‘Cause I still fuckin’ love you, babe (ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh) Sidewalks we crossed I still hear your voice in the traffic, we’re laughing Over all the noise God, I’m so blue, know we’re through But I still fuckin’ love you, babe (ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh) I know we weren’t perfect but I’ve never felt this way for no one And I just can’t imagine how you could be so okay, now that I’m gone 'Cause you didn’t mean what you wrote in that song about me 'Cause you said forever, now I drive alone past your street Yeah, you said forever, now I drive alone past your street…

No baby boo Fredrick
in Air

Ur the bus driver, the busy driver picks up twenty kids, drops two, picks up eighty. Drops seven picks up a women with green eyes, drops off a man with blue, kicks a kid in the face, and burried his mother. Who’s the bus driver You will never nose

evil

if red get vote out whit happed

red is not vote red is a hacker so he kill blue ok so

some one fondy blue boddy red sud where

lime and green and prup sud how is red not die

red am a hacker u noobs

lime and grenn and prup run

red killd therem all red the win but he is not the win

black killd red black is the win lol

GREG PAUL

Why do elephants paint their toes red, blue, green, orange, Brown and yellow?

So they can hide in a bag of M&Ms

Subject Frans Comedy

these are all of my terrible jokes

Two antennas met on a roof, they fell in love and got married. The ceremony was alright but the reception was amazing A jumper cable walks into a bar and the bartender said "I’ll serve you but don’t start anything A dyslexic man walks into a bra Two cannibals are eating a clown, one says "does this taste funny to you, I’m joking of course" Dejamoo: the feeling that you’ve heard this bull before A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident and said to the doctor “I can’t feel my legs” the doctor said " I know, I AMPUTATED YOUR ARMS" I went to seafood disco last week, I pulled a muscle What do you call a fish with no eyes, a fsh Two fish swim into a concrete wall, one says "dam" A mystic dwarf escapes from a jail, the call went out of a "small medium at large" A man walks into a bar with solid tar under his arm, he says "a beer please,and one for the road" Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The p is silent YO MAMA SO FAT THAT she should be worried, diabetes is a serious problem What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, duh A priest a rabbi and a cleric walk into a bar, the cleric, due to his religious constructions, does not drink alcohol. The others do the same, they have a pleasant fun and nothing bad happens. What’s red and smells like blue paint? Red paint. I remember the last words my grandad said before he kicked the bucket, how far do you think I can kick this bucket A man walks into a bar, his alcohol independence is pulling this family apart I like my coffee like my women, on sometimes with a penis A man is working at a bar, a money comes in and orders a banana martini. The man wakes up and tells his story to his wife, he is ignored and he turns around sobbing. His marriage is falling apart Why didn’t Jesus play hockey? Soccer and baseball are more popular in Mexico What’s green and has wheels? Grass, the wheels WERE A LIE. What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have wheels except the duck Why couldn’t the dinosaur break the wall, I don’t know. I’m asking you Why did the old woman put rainbow roller skates on her walker, she has dementia There are an owl and a squirrel watching a farmer go by, they owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing. It’s an owl it can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because the owl is a bird of prey

Anonymous
in Basement

What is black and blue and really hates sex?

The six-year-old in my basement.

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That guy

What’s white red blue and brown all over?

The American flag I used to wipe my ass with.

Lex J

Why was the whale sad?

Because he is blue!!!

Anonymous
in Roast

Roses are red colors are blue if I was you I’d look like you

Anonymous
in Rose

roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the third ones for you

Anonymous
in Blind Person

roses are red violents are blue everything is black i can’t see can you.

Anonymous
in Uranus

uranus is blue

My name is daddy
in Fortnite

Rose’s are red violets are blue fortnite is dead so are you (I have no friends because all of my friends play fortgay just like my friends all of them are gay)

That guy

What red white and blue all over?

A dead cop

Anonymous

What’s black and blue and doesn’t like to have sex?

A rape victim!!!

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Anonymous
in Adult

🤔 😳 what do physically handicapped ♿ 👨👨 👨 👨 👨 👨 👬 👬 👬 gay men do after they are done belching whip their mouths 👄 👄 👄 👄 👄 👄 on their light blue handkerchiefs after they are done sucking cocks

🐓 🐓 🐓 🐓 🐓 🐓

Anonymous

If, Joey Deacon made his own company, it would be called The Joey Deacon Company; Walt Disney should have a run for its money. P.S… The Joey Deacon Pictures logo would have some autistic people making noises to ‘When You Wish Upon A Window’, with the castle being the Blue Peter ship, instead.

Callofbooty

Roses are red, violets are blue, Bill cosby will pudding rape you