Blue jokes
What's black, blue, and red, laying in a ditch?
You after you disrespect me.
Roses are red, violets are blue, and if you're my friend, I'll be there till the end.
What is blue and sits in a corner? A baby in a baggy.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, A face like yours belongs in the zoo, But don't you worry, I'll be there too, Not in a cage, but laughing at you!
Q: What is red, white, and blue and fun to watch?
A: A cop car rolling over after trying to catch someone for speeding.
Memes
Did you hear they found a cure for autism? It's called Zyklon B.
Light it up blue 🔵
What's red, white, and blue and crawls up your leg?
A homesick abortion.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Fortnite is dead, so are you.
(I have no friends because all of my friends play Fortgay, just like my friends all of them are gay.)
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Gummy bears are chasing me, one is red, one is blue. One is chewing up my shoe. Now I'm running for my life because the red one's got a knife!
Roses are red, violets are blue, You make me pee like I drink tea, you make me go buzz, like becoming a fuzz.
It sticks in, but it goes to the bin, after its use, it will be reused, no it is not what your thinking its -~-(clay)-~-
What's white, red, blue, and brown all over?
The American flag I used to wipe my ass with.
Q: What is a skeleton's favorite color?
A: Blue stop signs.
Roses are red, Epstein's face turned blue.
Trump's on that list, And there's nothing he can do.
BlessedBrian's face is like a mood ring... it turns blue whenever I'M around.
What do us emos all have in common?
Depression. Anxiety. The sole desire to just start saying you wanna kys right out of the blue a lot and saying "I CAN'T WAIT TO JUMP OF THAT BUILDING SOON!" and other people say, "Idgaf, do it, all of us would be happy."
What comment did the United States Senator Kamla Harris make when one of her 64% blue dog democrat constituents called her incompetent?
"Sometimes I sits and thinks, and sometimes I just sits!"
Your mum went to the dentist so she could install Bluetooth.
Roses are red, violets are blue, but at least a dumptruck isn't as ugly as you.
Why is the ocean blue?
A: Because the fish go, "blu-blu."