Blue jokes
What is black and blue and really hates sex?
The six-year-old in my basement.
What's black, blue, and red, laying in a ditch?
You after you disrespect me.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, A face like yours belongs in the zoo, But don't you worry, I'll be there too, Not in a cage, but laughing at you!
What is blue and sits in a corner? A baby in a baggy.
Roses are red, violets are blue, and if you're my friend, I'll be there till the end.
Memes
Did you hear they found a cure for autism? It's called Zyklon B.
Light it up blue 🔵
What's red, white, and blue and crawls up your leg?
A homesick abortion.
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Roses are red, violets are blue, You make me pee like I drink tea, you make me go buzz, like becoming a fuzz.
It sticks in, but it goes to the bin, after its use, it will be reused, no it is not what your thinking its -~-(clay)-~-
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Gummy bears are chasing me, one is red, one is blue. One is chewing up my shoe. Now I'm running for my life because the red one's got a knife!
Roses are red, violets are blue, Fortnite is dead, so are you.
(I have no friends because all of my friends play Fortgay, just like my friends all of them are gay.)
What's white, red, blue, and brown all over?
The American flag I used to wipe my ass with.
Q: What is a skeleton's favorite color?
A: Blue stop signs.
Q: What is red, white, and blue and fun to watch?
A: A cop car rolling over after trying to catch someone for speeding.
Your mum went to the dentist so she could install Bluetooth.
Obi-Wan be like:
"To Darth Maul, lightsabers are blue, lightsabers are red. I cut you in half, why the fuck aren’t you dead?"
The man told the women, “Roses are red, violets are blue, you suck cock and you enjoy it too.”
Then she said that's true.
What’s blue and comes in brownies?
Cub Scouts.
Never search up "monkey with blue balls."
Roses are red, violets are blue, but at least a dumptruck isn't as ugly as you.