Blue jokes
What's Hitler's favorite Yu-Gi-Oh card?
BLUE EYES WHITE DRAGON
Why is the ocean blue?
A: Because the fish go, "blu-blu."
If the red house is on the left, and the blue house on the right, where is the white house?
In Washington D.C.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Someone pulled his ethernet cable (he died of a blue screen)!
What's yellow and blue and found at the bottom of a pool? A baby with slashed floaties.
Remember when Calvin wanted to commit a school shooting?
Roses are red and violets are blue, my best friend is Sue, and she's blue, too.
(meaning sad)
Teacher's pen is RED, our pen is BLUE, she is marking an EGG on my marksheet, left with questions and no CLUE.
Myrtle Beach has a clear blue sky and sunny weather, a pleasant place to visit as a family. Don't you think they are not evil creatures, and do you think they have them?
"No, there are no ghosts or evil creatures." You can say that, but don't be surprised when Gina Claw Scare comes for you, aka GCS for short. Gina Claw Scare was born in North Carolina in August 1991. She died in 2000. No, that's not real. WRONG. Gina's real name was Gina Clawien Scaren. Yes, that's why her name is Gina Claw Scare. Why did she die? I know, right? She died from a curse from her bad companions. We never knew their names. The curse sent her down a dark path, demons and hate comments from people on Instagram, Facebook, and the worst jokes on the site.
Gina Claw Scare loved fire, which means she was a pyromaniac. She would rise from the grave in which she was buried. Did what? Stop, for real this time!
They buried her on a lawn in the forest that caught fire. "HARSH MAN!" I know, right? She rises from that grave, she comes for the people who call her by name four times. Then she beat the drums and set your house on fire! A fire so harmful that you can feel hurt, friends. You can hear everyone's screaming, and then become like her. Never say her name. NEVER.
What color is Sonic's ball?
Blue because he keeps getting rejected.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You look like Shrek, And you make me peck.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Look at me again,
It will be the end of you.
How do you cut your grass without a lawnmower?
You dye it blue and it will cut itself.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, In your eyes' reflection, My dreams come true.
What is red, white, and blue and makes me proud to live in this country?
The baby in the corner I choked, stabbed, and then came on.
Violets are blue, roses are red.
Last night your mom was giving me head.
What is the weirdest thing to wear and what is the weirdest thing to say?
Weirdest thing to ware: Socks with sandals, also with flip flops!
Weirdest thing to say: "Would you rather be a bath or a toilet?" "The blue angel sea slug looks like an alien." (weird).
Bonus: Things to ware with other things: Crop top with t-shirt (really hip), Crop top with tights or shorts, dresses with tights! (Cool) Oh well byeeeeeee!
This is crazy! Little Johnny died!
What is green and blue?
Grass and the sky.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your laughter's melody, Makes my world anew.
What was the comment that Vice President Harris said in the United States Senate when a blue dog democrat in the United States Senate called Vice President Harris a bitch?
Kibbles 'N Bits!! Kibbles 'N Bits!! I is going to get me some Kibbles 'N Bits!!