What’s Blue and comes in Brownies? Cub scouts.
Roses are red violets are blue my heart is dead I’m such a fool
How did Stephen Hawking die
Someone pulled his eithernet cable (he died of a blue screen)
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The kid was abit sad, so he was blue. Teacher asked him, "Why are you so blue?" The kid replied, "im not sad." Teacher said, "no ur face acually blue"
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Your mum went to the dentist so she could install blue tooth
Why is the ocean blue?
A: because the fish go blu-blu
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Roses are red, Violets are blue, u look like shrek, and u make me peck
BlessedBrian’s face is like a mood ring... it turns blue whenever I’M around
Did you hear they found a cure for autism? It's called Zyklon B. Light it up blue 🔵
Roses are red violets are blue don't let your kids next to Prince Andrew
Roses are red violets are blue Alexander Boris de piffle had wine and cheese while your loved ones died in the ICU.
What's 2ft long, blue and stiff and keeps a woman up all night????
Cot death.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hitler blew an 11 country lead, During World War 2.
Husband: my wife and I went to the beach today Husband: She was wearing a blue wetsuit Husband: The second we entered the beach Pedestrians: TSUNAMI TSUNAMI
Roses are red, Violets are blue, In your eyes' reflection, My dreams come true.
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What's every elderly person's spirit animal? The Blue tang fish.
