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In 1492 Christopher Columbus sailed the ocean blue. He sat on a rock, tckled his cock, until it turned red white and blue
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Little Johnny is smokin' hard, The sun looks like Mountain Dew.
@blue takis?
What's cold, blue and makes women cry?
Cot death.
White Russians do you mean ree,white, blue and dead white Russians?
roses are red, violets are blue, my mom and dad died, next you'll be gone to
Roses are red, Voilets are blue, I fucked a chimpanzee behind my local zoo
Latias is red Latios is blue you should always remember to put up your curtains because I Pikachu
never search up monkey with blue balls
So Little Johnny's teacher is warned at the beginning of the school year not to ever make a bet with Johnny unless she is absolutely sure she will win it. One day in class, Johnny raises his hand and says "teacher, I'll bet you $50 I can guess what color your underwear is." She replies, "okay, meet me after class and we'll settle it." But beforeclass ends, she goes to the restroom and removes her panties. After class is over and the studentsclear out, Johnny makes his guess. "Blue." "Nope. You got it wrong," she says as she lifts her skirt to reveal she isn't wearing any underwear. "Well come with me out to my dads car, he's waiting for me, and I'll get you the money." She follows him out. When they get to the car she informs his dad that he got the bet wrong and that she showed Johnny that she wasn't wearing any underwear. His dad exclaims: "That mother fucker! He bet me $100 this morning that he'd see your pussy before the end of the day!"
Kid sees their grandma taking pills and asks... "Grandma, why do you need to take all those pills?"
"Well, Grandma needs to take the green medicine for her headaches, but the green pills give her diarrhea. So grandma needs to take the yellow pills for diarrhea but those pills always make grandma very depressed. Because of her depression, grandma needs to take the black pills, but those always give her high blood pressure. To cure the high blood pressure, grandma has to take the red pills, but those make her always very horny. That's why grandpa has to take the blue pills."
Your hairline is so far back that green lantern became blue torch
I could be red I could be orange I could be yellow I could be green, I could be blue I could be purple but I would be dead
What's white red blue and brown all over?
The American flag I used to wipe my ass with.
What red white and blue all over?
A dead cop
Guys I'm back....
Here's my joke
What I'd blue and red all over? Blood in the water of a shark attack victim
Roses are red violets are blue don't let your kids next to Prince Andrew
Roses are red violets are blue tory shirts step in doodoo
Roses are red violets are blue Mike pence hair is make of glue
