Blue jokes
Roses are red, violets are blue, gum makes me beautiful, but what happened to you?
Why are handicap signs blue? Because they're all Crips. (sorry)
The man told the women, “Roses are red, violets are blue, you suck cock and you enjoy it too.”
Then she said that's true.
Your life literally is as valuable as a summer ant. I'm just gonna stomp you, you're gonna keep coming back, I'm gonna seal up all my cracks, you're gonna keep coming back, why? Cause you keep smelling the syrup, you worthless bitchass nlgga! You're gonna stay on my dick until you die. You serve no purpose in life, your purpose in life is to be on my stream sucking on my dick daily. Your purpose in life is to be in that chat blowing a dick daily. Your life is nothing, you serve ZERO purpose. You should kill yourself, NOW! And give somebody else a piece of that oxygen and ozone layer that's covered up so we can breathe inside this blue trapped bubble. Cause what are you here for? To worship me? Kill yourself! I mean that with a hundred percent with a thousand percent.
My favorite dark joke is orphan jokes. For no apparent reason.
(If you see this joke with a blue "S" that's also me. I just have an acc now.)
Obi-Wan be like:
"To Darth Maul, lightsabers are blue, lightsabers are red. I cut you in half, why the fuck aren’t you dead?"
Roses are red, violets are blue, Your ass is clean because Randy won’t stop liking [it].
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Oh, you wanna die? I wanna die too!
What color is Sonic's ball?
Blue because he keeps getting rejected.
Roses are red, violets are blue, in the middle of the day, give me money, you!
Pop-up. P
In 1492 Christopher Columbus sailed the ocean blue.
He sat on a rock, tickled his cock, until it turned red, white, and blue!
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Little Johnny is smokin' hard, The sun looks like Mountain Dew.
Blue Takis?
What's cold, blue and makes women cry?
Cot death.
White Russians, do you mean red, white, blue, and dead White Russians?
Roses are red, violets are blue, my mom and dad died, next you'll be gone too.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I fucked a chimpanzee behind my local zoo.
Latias is red.
Latios is blue.
You should always remember to put up your curtains because I Pikachu.
Never search up "monkey with blue balls."