Blue jokes
Kid sees their grandma taking pills and asks...
"Grandma, why do you need to take all those pills?"
"Well, Grandma needs to take the green medicine for her headaches, but the green pills give her diarrhea. So grandma needs to take the yellow pills for diarrhea, but those pills always make grandma very depressed. Because of her depression, grandma needs to take the black pills, but those always give her high blood pressure. To cure the high blood pressure, grandma has to take the red pills, but those make her always very horny. That's why grandpa has to take the blue pills."
Your hairline is so far back that Green Lantern became Blue Torch.
I could be red, I could be orange, I could be yellow, I could be green, I could be blue, I could be purple, but I would be dead.
What's white, red, blue, and brown all over?
The American flag I used to wipe my ass with.
What is red, white, and blue all over?
A dead cop.
Guys, I'm back...
Here's my joke:
What is blue and red all over?
Blood in the water of a shark attack victim.
Roses are red, violets are blue, don't let your kids next to Prince Andrew.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Tory shirts step in doodoo.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Mike Pence's hair is made of glue.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Alexander Boris de Pfeffel had wine and cheese while your loved ones died in the ICU.
Did you hear they found a cure for autism? It's called Zyklon B.
Light it up blue 🔵
Roses are red.
Your passports are blue.
Now go stand over there,
In that very long queue!
Roses are red, violets are blue, it's really no wonder your mama left you!
Roses are red, violets are blue, I buttfucked Scooby Doo.
Roses are red, violets are blue, The children are fast, But Elmo is faster, Bow down to your master!
Roses are red, violets are blue, Old man Jeffrey touches the youth.
What's red and blue and runs up your leg?
A homesick miscarriage.
Why don’t we just call blue balls a cummy ache?
Roses are red. Violets are blue. When I'm taking out the trash, I remember you.
Teacher's pen is RED, our pen is BLUE, she is marking an EGG on my marksheet, left with questions and no CLUE.