Monkey With Blue Balls

Alright, listen up, smoothbrain. If you search for "monkey with blue balls," you're gonna see some stuff you can't unsee. I know you ain't the sharpest tool in the shed, but trust me on this one. Did you know that there are over 260 species of monkeys? And I bet you thought they were just hanging around in trees eating bananas all day. You would search it, wouldn't you?