Blue jokes
Q: What is red, white, and blue and fun to watch?
A: A cop car rolling over after trying to catch someone for speeding.
What fruit always feels depressed?
A blueberry.
What was blue and black and doesn't like to have sex... The little girl in my trunk.
What do you call a policeman/farmer?
A farmer in blue!
What do you call blue and orange at the bottom of a pool?
A baby with flat armbands!
What's red, white, and blue and crawls up your leg?
A homesick abortion.
Roses are red, violets are blue, this poem doesn’t make sense, washing machine.
You're the bus driver. The bus driver picks up twenty kids, drops two, picks up eighty. Drops seven, picks up a woman with green eyes, drops off a man with blue, kicks a kid in the face, and buried his mother.
Who's the bus driver?
You will never nose [know].
What is blue and sits in a corner? A baby in a baggy.
Why are smurfs blue?
Because they get bruises all the time.
What's Hitler's favorite Yu-Gi-Oh card?
BLUE EYES WHITE DRAGON
A man was mowing his lawn when blue and red stuff came out instead of grass. Next thing he knew, a smurf was on his shoulder asking if he’s seen his friend.
There was a fancy dress party; the theme was emotions.
One guy came dressed in green, and he was envy; another person came dressed in red, and she was anger; another guy came dressed in blue, and he was sadness. Two Indians came, one came with a hole in a pear and his d*** was in the pear, said he was deep in dis"pear." The other Indian came with his d*** in custard, and he said he was f***ing dicustard!
What is blue, green, flat, and has teeth?
The Earth, but I lied about the teeth.
Roses are red, violets are blue, your penis smells like stew, and I want to eat it too.
What is white, black, and blue all at the same time?
Barack Obama.
Well, I don't have a joke but... I have a poem.
My dick is red, your pussy is blue. I... lied to you.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I have a gun,
GET IN THE VAN!!
What is blue but smells like red paint?
Blue paint.
Why was the ocean so blue? Because the island never waved back.