A blondie and a redneck jumped off a building which one will land first?

  The redneck because the blonde will ask for directions

Two blondes walk into a bar. I thought one of them would have seen it.

A brunette, a red-head, and a blonde are being chased by bandits. They are chased to the edge of a cliff and a genie appears. “I will help you escape,” says the genie, "say what you wish to turn into, and you will become that thing." The brunette jumps off the cliff and says “Hawk.” She turns into a hawk and flies away. The red-head says “Falcon.” She turns into a falcon and flies away. Now the blonde is alone and the bandits are getting closer. She makes her decision and backs up, then runs toward the cliff. And…she trips and says “Crap.”

                                                          The End

Did you hear about the blonde that worked at the Dollar Store?

She called for a price check.

Three women- a blonde, a brunette and a redhead- are riding through the desert on a dune buggy. About two two hours later their vehicle dies with no gas and they’re forced to travel to their destination on foot, but they all agree to carry something with them. The brunette brings canteens of water. The redhead takes a large beach umbrella. The Blonde somehow rips off the car door. The redhead asks her, "Why did you take the whole car door?" To which the blonde replied, “So I can roll down the window in case it gets too hot.”

Why did the blonde chick buy two Plan B pills?

She wanted to be for sure for sure

What’s red blonde and wet

Saskia in grain

A Blond and her Brunette friend where chatting about their boyfriends; the brunette goes on and on about how dirty her boyfriend is with her. To not be outdone the blond retort’s. Thats nothing once we we’re in the kitchen I can’t believe I didn’t see it coming one minute I turned and He just got it all on my face it was so thick and hard! it covered my mouth, my nose,my shoulders, and eyes it even got in my hair; and when i looked up at him all he could say was whoops the Flower went everywhere!

How do blondes play real life jenga? By stacking humans.

What’s the difference between a masquito and a blonde girl.

One stops sucking when you smack it.

3 blonde were walking on a path, the first blonde said, “Hey look there are deer tracks!” The second blonde said, “No way those are totally duck tracks,” The third blonde said, “Nuh uh those are” then they got hit by a train.

What do you call a blonde in the freezer?

Her parents named her Cindy so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow

How does a blonde turn the light off after sex? She closes the car door

How do drown a Blonde… you put a scratch and sniff sticker in a pool

How do you make a blond snowman, you cant, you half to hollow out the head

A blonde walks into a bar.

Ouch.

Why do blondes wear tight skirts? To keep their legs closed.

How do you tell when a blonde just lose her virginity? Her crayons are still wet.

What do you call a blonde in a freezer?

Her parents called her Cindy so we should probably continue calling her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorow.

What do blondes and beer bottles have in common? They are both empty from the neck up

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