I told a blonde she needed gas for her car and she farted into the gas tank.
What did the blonde say when I told a rape joke?
Can you show me what rape is
Why do blonde prostitutes prefer blowjobs They hate it when you hand it to them
once a blonde always a blonde 😂
A girls walks into an Adult Store. "Hi I want to buy that Red Dildo right there"
Cashier: that's a Fire Extinguisher you whore"
A blondie and a redneck jumped off a building which one will land first?
The redneck because the blonde will ask for directions
blonde walks in i want to buy that tv. seller:i dont sell to blondes. comes back the next day with brown hair. i want to buy that tv. seller:i dont sell to blondes. comes back the next day with brown hair. i want to buy that tv. seller:i dont sell to blondes. thats it howd you know i was a blonde seller: because thats a microwave
Two blondes walk into a bar. I thought one of them would have seen it.
what's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?
I can only fit 3 fingers inside the bowling ball
What does a gay man that is a dumb blonde and who is a prostitute do after he sucks cock spit out the feathers
what does a blondie and a shotgun have in common? give them a cock and there ready to blow.
A blonde, burnette and a red-head are running from the police. They come across an old shack, with three burlap sacks. They each hop into one of them. The police come and kick the one with the burnette in it. She goes, "Mew, mew." The police say, "Oh, it's just a bag of kittens." Then they kick the one with the red-head. "Woof, woof." They think, "Oh, it's just a bag of puppies." Then they kick the one with the blonde in it. She goes, "POtaTOES!!" And gets arrested.
A blonde, a brunette, and redhead are all in the 9th Grade. Which one is the sexiest? The blonde, because she’s the only one who’s 18.
Blondes like their men how they like their rice, brown, 500 at a time, and all in her bowl.
If a blonde and a brunette jump off a building who would hit the ground 1st? The brunette because the blonde would have to stop and ask for directions! ⬆️⬇️➡️⬅️
why do blondes make bad bankrobbers? because they tie up the safe and blow the guards.
How do you tell when a blonde just lose her virginity? Her crayons are still wet.
A man walked into the kitchen and asked his blonde wife, what she was doing, she said, "I'm trying to do this jigsaw puzzle, it's supposed to be a tiger but all of the pieces are brown." Her husband then said, "honey those are frosted flakes."
Three blondes were taking a walk when they stumbled on some tracks. They argued on what the tracks came from. One of them said “it’s a deer.” The other said it “No it’s a coyote.” The last one was going to give her thoughts, but that was when the train hit them.
Why did the blonde stare at the Ford? Because it said, Focus
