Black jokes
Who ended Franz Ferdinand's COD account?
He ended with a Black Handed bang.
What's long and black?
The line to KFC.
You got a black cat.
He was bad luck.
Everyone left you and you committed suicide.
What a CATastrophe!
She saw me butt-naked, now she thinks I'm half Black.
What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that's just been raped.
Mary had a lamb. Her fleece was black as coal. When I tried to touch it that night, next day I went to court.
Roses are black, violets are black.
I’m colorblind.
I love trash bags because they remind me of my heart... black.
Don't Touch My Truck-By: Breland and Sam Hunt
You can drink my liquor. You can call my lady. You can take my money. You can smoke my blunt. Scuff these Jordans. You can say you hate me. You can call me crazy, but Don't touch my truck (skrrt, skrrt) Skrrt (yeah, yeah) Skrrt Don't touch my truck (brrp, yeah) Skrrt (woo-oh) Skrrt Don't touch my V8 engine with the windows tinted Boy, we came from the bottom, got it out the mud Whole block jumpin' 'cause the subs stay hittin'. If they roll up on me, know I keep one tucked (ooh, yeah) Woo Tell them boys come and get me. I be ridin' through the city. Young, rich and I'm pretty. Homie, don't get it twisted. Keep a semi in the hemi (oh) Red cup full of Henny. My hitters come in plenties, for real. You can drink my liquor. You can call my lady. You can take my money. You can smoke my blunt. Scuff these Jordans. You can say you hate me. You can call me crazy, but Don't touch my truck (skrrt, skrrt) Skrrt (yeah, yeah) Skrrt Don't touch my truck (brrp, yeah) Skrrt (woo-oh) Skrrt Don't touch my Wood grain dash with the matte black finish And it match my shawty with the big ol' butt. Know them boys soft 'cause they got hard feelings. You can try me if you wanna go and test your luck (woo) Tell them boys come and get me (get me) I be ridin' through the city. Young, rich and I'm pretty (yeah) Homie, don't get it twisted (yeah) Keep a semi in the hemi (in the hemi) Red cup full of Henny (yeah, we drinking) My hitters come in plenties, for real. You can drink my liquor. You can call my lady. You can take my money. You can smoke my blunt. Scuff these Jordans. You can say you hate me. You can call me crazy, but Don't touch my truck Skrrt Skrrt Don't touch my truck Skrrt Skrrt Don't touch my Woo, ooh, woo, ooh, woo, ooh Don't touch my truck (woo, ooh) Don't touch my truck
How many cops does it take to push a black man down a flight of stairs?
None, he fell.
I was going home and 3 guys came up to me: an Italian, a Black guy, and a Spanish guy. They said, "You should be a proud brother, your sister knows her meats." I didn't know what they were talking about. They said, "Your sister won a trophy, you will see it when you get home." I went home. My sister said, "Look, I won a trophy by knowing my meats." I said, "What do you mean?" She said, "Well, 3 guys blindfolded me and I gave them a blowjob, each one of them, and I guessed which flavor it was. I was right all the time, that's how I won my trophy." As a big brother, I couldn't be any prouder.
Why do people hit their electronics when they don’t work?
You keep the tradition of hitting black things.
Don’t be racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.
What is the difference between Black people and coal?
It’s bad for the environment to burn coal.
What's black, white, and "read" all over?
A zebra after a lion is full.
What do you call black people in pool?
Coco Pops.
Why do black people only have nightmares?
Because the last one that had a dream got shot.
What's a current's favorite juice?
Black "current"!
What's long, black, and sticky?
A stick.
Hi, I like emos because they are black.