Black jokes
Roses are black, violets are black.
I’m colorblind.
Like a lot of people watching the Olympics, I'm wondering why black people don't just take over the earth.
Why are you sad?
I’m depressed. I know black people could cry.
What is black on top and white on the bottom?
Rape.
Why don't black people go on cruises? They're not falling for that one again.
What's black and at the top of the staircase? Stephen Hawking after a house fire.
Why do black people only have nightmares?
Because we shot the last one that had a dream.
Your face.
Three guys walk into a bar: one Asian, one American, one Black.
A girl walks in and says if all three of your D*** sizes don't add up to 12 inches, I will shoot you.
First comes the American with 3 inches, then the Black man with 8.
It totals out to 11 and they look at the Asian and say "Oh no."
He comes to 1 inch to top off the twelve.
She walks away and says ok.
The Asian says, "You're lucky she was hot, so I had a boner!"
what's black and red and is a liquid?
my scars!
Michael proved anything is possible in America. Where else can a poor black boy grow up to be a rich white woman?
"You is so black your mama fainted."
What do you call 4 black guys and 2 white guys?
The Oreo Gang!
Sike, I lied. I like big black men.
What’s heavy, black, and can’t swim?
Ted Kennedy’s Oldsmobile Delmont 88 with Mary Jo Kopechne trapped inside.
Does anyone know Wakanda movie is Black Panther?
A black lady goes inside the drug store on Eight Mile Road in the city of Detroit, Michigan, and asks the pharmacist, "I would like to buy a box of tampons."
And then the black lady is asked by the pharmacist, "Do you want to buy the box of mini pads, or do you want to buy the box of maxi pads?"
And then the black lady asks the pharmacist, "What is the difference?"
And then the pharmacist asks the black lady, "What is your flow like?"
And then the black lady tells the pharmacist, "Linoleum."
What did the white girl say to the black girl?
"Where's the back?"
What do you call a Black Iron Man?
Robert Browny Jr.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Everything is black, I can't see, can you?