Mary had a lamb. Her fleece was black as coal. When I tried totouch it that night, next day I went to court.
What’s the difference between Jesus and the toddler in my basement?
Jesus died a virgin
Roses are black, violets are black I’m colorblind
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What is the oldest animal in the world 🌎?
A zebra 🦓- it is black and white.
I was anonymous, with the previous jokes. I will now go by "I can fly! *falls*"
What's black and white and red all over? A mime i hit with my car.
What is black and white, black and white, black and white and green?
Three zebras fighting over a pickle.
They finally released the audio recording from the black box in Kobe’s helicopter. Apparently when the helicopter caught fire Kobe was sitting right next to the only fire extinguisher. You could hear everyone screaming for him to put out the fire but he couldn’t figure out how to use it. They begged and pleaded for him to give the extinguisher to anyone else... the last thing you hear is Kobe saying “I’d rather die than pass it”
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She saw me butt-naked, now she thinks I’m half black.
What do you call five black people having sex? A threesome.
What's black and red and goes 90 miles an hour? A baby in a blender!
jack and jill went up a hill so jill could lik jacks candystik but jill got a suprise wen she saw her borfiend rik he got so angre jack has no candestik no more jill went home whith a black i and rik got arested for cuting jacks candystik
I love to decorate my room because it's a great way to express your heart, though I just remembered, my room is pretty black and empty...
What's black and white and hard as nails? A nun on speed!
What black and white black and white black and white black and white..... I dead nun rolling down a hill
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Flat
