What's the difference between Batman and a Black man???
Batman can go out at night without Robin.
Black Jokes
What do you call a group of black men hanging from a tree?
Alabama wind chimes.
A white woman was caught on video using racial slurs and assaulting two black students. She was charged with "interpreting" a black police officer.
What’s the difference between a Black person and snow tires?
Snow tires still work after you take the chains off.
What do you call five Black people having sex?
Threesome.
What do you call it when school starts in Africa?
Black to school.
These jokes are so dark that they picked the cotton!
Osama Bin Laden, Josef Stalin, and Hitler are robbing a bank, who do the cops shoot first?
A black guy.
How to escape your black school teacher in detention?
(Easy)
Turn off the lights!
Son: Dad, I have black skin and you have white skin, are you sure you're my parents?
Dad: Oh... well I never thought it would come to this, or to your head that you were kidnapped...
Son: Am I kidnapped?
Dad: Well, you're adopted, and if you want to see your biological parents, they’ll be waiting for you in heaven.
Why don't you see black people with Down syndrome?
Because God doesn't punish someone twice.
What is the email password of a black person?
"watermelon"
Three ladies were on a flight when suddenly the captain announced, "Please prepare for a crash landing."
The first lady put on all her jewelry. Surprised by this, the other ladies questioned her actions. The first lady replied, "Well, when they come to rescue us they will see that I am rich and will rescue me first." The second lady, not wanting to be left behind, began to take off her top and bra. "Why are you doing that?" the other ladies questioned. "Well, when they come to rescue us, they will see my great tits and will take me first." The third lady who was African, not wanting to be outdone, took off her pants and panties. "Why are you doing that?" the other ladies questioned. "Well, they always search for the black box first."
I saw a black man riding a brand new bike, so I went home to check my garage. It’s all good because I still saw mine still chained to the floor begging for food.
What’s the difference between a Black man and a Jew?
One was born burnt.
Who was the most successful transgender and transracial person in history?
Michael Jackson. He grew up a poor, black boy, and died a rich, white woman.
I painted my black PS5 white so the controller would run faster.
What is white, black, and red and can't fit through a revolving door?
A nun with a spear through her head!
What do you call a black coconut?
A CoonConut.
What do you call a Black person going down a waterslide? Sewage.
