Black jokes

I hate how politically correct the world is these days, you can't even say "black paint."

You have to say, "Leroy, please paint that wall!"

Do you want to know the most racist game? Chess. You wanna know why? Because they never let black go first. I wonder why... lmao.

So I painted my laptop black, hoping it would run faster... Now it doesn't work.

What does a cop say when you shoot a ginger?

I guess orange is the new black.

Why don't you see black people with Down syndrome?

Because God doesn't punish someone twice.

Q: What's really long and black?

A: The line at KFC.

These jokes are so dark that they picked the cotton!

What do you call a group of black men hanging from a tree?

Alabama wind chimes.

A white woman was caught on video using racial slurs and assaulting two black students. She was charged with "interpreting" a black police officer.

Why are there so many black men in the NBA that only want to play basketball on a all black basketball team? because they prefer to suck a long and thick big black dick

The first ever picture of a black hole got released. It sucks.

What do you call a white man sandwiched between two black men in a blue sleeping bag?

An Oreo.

Osama Bin Laden, Josef Stalin, and Hitler are robbing a bank, who do the cops shoot first?

A black guy.

What’s the difference between a Black person and snow tires?

Snow tires still work after you take the chains off.

I like my coffee like my women.

Amateur.

Riddler: Riddle me this, are you scared of the big black?

Person: Big black what?

Riddler: ...

Person: I'm scared of what you mean because you won't tell me what you mean.

What's black and sits on top of a staircase?

Stephen Hawking's after a house fire.

What's the difference between Batman and a Black man???

Batman can go out at night without Robin.

What do you call it when school starts in Africa?

Black to school.

What do you call five Black people having sex?

Threesome.