Black jokes

How does the zebra cross the road?

The zebra crossing.

What's the difference between a dad and the Twin Towers? The Twin Towers went black and never came back, and the dad was black and just didn't come back.

Did you know there are black holes billions of years old?

What’s more amazing is the black holes Stephen Hawking studied. We're only 14 years old.

What do you call a black comedian?

Dark Humor.

What do you call a black person in a dark room?

Invisible.

Q: What's black, white and red all over?

A: A blushing zebra? No, Michael Jackson after a Pepsi advert.

According to all known laws of aviation, a bee should not be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground, but of course, bees fly anyway because bees don't care about what humans think is impossible.

Yellow, Black. Yellow, Black.

What happens when a black person gets in a car? The check oil light turns on.

Why don't you see black people with Down syndrome?

Because God doesn't punish someone twice.

Little Johnny was late to school one day, and Miss Brown asks, "Johnny, how come you're late to class?" And Johnny says, "Miss, you wouldn't believe it. The farmer's bull got out and started fucking the white cow." Miss Brown said, "Johnny, don't use that word. Next time you want to say that, use the word 'surprised'."

The next day Johnny was late again, and Miss Brown said, "Johnny, why are you late?" And Johnny replied, "Miss, you wouldn't believe it. The farmer's bull got out and 'surprised' the white cow." Miss Brown said, "That's much better, Johnny." And Johnny said, "Yeah, walked straight passed it and started fucking the black one."

I hate how politically correct the world is these days, you can't even say "black paint."

You have to say, "Leroy, please paint that wall!"

I was walking down the street and I punched a white guy, then I was arrested for assault. The next day after I got out, I punched a black guy and I was arrested for impersonating a police officer.

What's wrong with airline food...! They're not black, and they're not people. hahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahahXD!!!!!!!!! You're welcome?

What do you call a Black person going down a waterslide? Sewage.

What does a cop say when you shoot a ginger?

I guess orange is the new black.

So I painted my laptop black, hoping it would run faster... Now it doesn't work.

What's the difference between Batman and a Black man???

Batman can go out at night without Robin.

What's black and sits on top of a staircase?

Stephen Hawking's after a house fire.

These jokes are so dark that they picked the cotton!

What do you call it when school starts in Africa?

Black to school.