Black jokes

Why don't you see black people with Down syndrome?

Because God doesn't punish someone twice.

Q: What's really long and black?

A: The line at KFC.

These jokes are so dark that they picked the cotton!

What do you call a group of black men hanging from a tree?

Alabama wind chimes.

A white woman was caught on video using racial slurs and assaulting two black students. She was charged with "interpreting" a black police officer.

Why are there so many black men in the NBA that only want to play basketball on a all black basketball team? because they prefer to suck a long and thick big black dick

The first ever picture of a black hole got released. It sucks.

What do you call a white man sandwiched between two black men in a blue sleeping bag?

An Oreo.

Osama Bin Laden, Josef Stalin, and Hitler are robbing a bank, who do the cops shoot first?

A black guy.

What’s the difference between a Black person and snow tires?

Snow tires still work after you take the chains off.

I like my coffee like my women.

Amateur.

Riddler: Riddle me this, are you scared of the big black?

Person: Big black what?

Riddler: ...

Person: I'm scared of what you mean because you won't tell me what you mean.

What's black and sits on top of a staircase?

Stephen Hawking's after a house fire.

What's the difference between Batman and a Black man???

Batman can go out at night without Robin.

What do you call it when school starts in Africa?

Black to school.

What do you call five Black people having sex?

Threesome.

Son: Dad, I have black skin and you have white skin, are you sure you're my parents?

Dad: Oh... well I never thought it would come to this, or to your head that you were kidnapped...

Son: Am I kidnapped?

Dad: Well, you're adopted, and if you want to see your biological parents, they’ll be waiting for you in heaven.

What is the email password of a black person?

"watermelon"

What do you call a Black person going down a waterslide? Sewage.

Three ladies were on a flight when suddenly the captain announced, "Please prepare for a crash landing."

The first lady put on all her jewelry. Surprised by this, the other ladies questioned her actions. The first lady replied, "Well, when they come to rescue us they will see that I am rich and will rescue me first." The second lady, not wanting to be left behind, began to take off her top and bra. "Why are you doing that?" the other ladies questioned. "Well, when they come to rescue us, they will see my great tits and will take me first." The third lady who was African, not wanting to be outdone, took off her pants and panties. "Why are you doing that?" the other ladies questioned. "Well, they always search for the black box first."