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Black jokes

Stripes

The other day, me and my friend were at the shops buying crafts. I was wearing a black top; she was wearing a stripy top. We were arguing about who was more creative when she asked me to prove that I am. I just said, "You buy your stripes, I make mine."

Pig

The teacher asked the class what sound does a cow make? "Mooo," said Sally. "Good job," said the teacher. "What sound does a sheep make?" "Baa," said Jack. "Good, now what sound does a pig make?" Little Johnny raised his hand really high in the sky. The teacher called on him. He said, "The pig says, 'Get on the ground and put your hands on your head, you black motherfucker.'"

Racist

Everything is so racist these days, you can't even say "black paint" anymore. You now have to say "Tyrone can you please paint that wall?"

Penguin

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

What's all fuzzy, warm, and laughing? The person who snapped its neck and put it into the blender.

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  • Stereotype

    Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same.

    Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.

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  • Black People

    People are pushing for a new black Lady Liberty coin. I can't wait to use black people as currency again.

    Masturbation

    Why did you always see Michael Jackson wearing two white gloves?

    Because masturbation is against Michael Jackson's religious beliefs.

    Karen

    How many Karens does it take to change a light bulb?

    Just one...to call 911 and demand a cop come do something about the intimidating blackness.

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  • Friend

    My black friend told me to stop making racist jokes...

    ...I told him to lighten up.

    Food

    What's the traditional food of Black Jews? - Kosher watermelon...

    Nightmare

    Why do black people only have nightmares? Because the last one who had a dream was shot.

    Emo

    I ran over an emo yesterday? I wanted to let him see pitch black.

    I threw a lamp at an emo? I tried to lighten up his day.

    Woman

    How do you know when a woman is going to have a black baby?

    When she takes the tampon out, all the cotton is picked.

    Racism

    What do Nike and the KKK have in common?

    They both make Black people run faster.

    Titanic

    Blue: The ocean is a place where the creatures live.

    Black: NIGHTMARES LIVE!

    Blue: It has many pretty things and it will-

    Black: KILL YA TO DEATH! Especially if you are on Titanic! So let that sink in. PUN INTENDED!