What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.
What's all fuzzy, warm, and laughing? The person who snapped its neck and put it into the blender.
Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same.
Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.
People are pushing for a new black Lady Liberty coin. I can't wait to use black people as currency again.
How many Karens does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one...to call 911 and demand a cop come do something about the intimidating blackness.
My black friend told me to stop making racist jokes...
...I told him to lighten up.
Why did you always see Michael Jackson wearing two white gloves?
Because masturbation is against Michael Jackson's religious beliefs.
What's the traditional food of Black Jews? - Kosher watermelon...
Why do black people only have nightmares? Because the last one who had a dream was shot.
I ran over an emo yesterday? I wanted to let him see pitch black.
I threw a lamp at an emo? I tried to lighten up his day.
How do you start a school shooting at a black school?
Call the cops.
How do you know when a woman is going to have a black baby?
When she takes the tampon out, all the cotton is picked.
Fun fact: Most of the black holes in the universe are found in Africa!
What do you call four black people in a sleeping bag?
A Kit Kat.
Woman: "I want coffee, black."
Cop: *takes out gun* "WHERE?!"
Blue: The ocean is a place where the creatures live.
Black: NIGHTMARES LIVE!
Blue: It has many pretty things and it will-
Black: KILL YA TO DEATH! Especially if you are on Titanic! So let that sink in. PUN INTENDED!
What do Nike and the KKK have in common?
They both make Black people run faster.
What's the difference between a black dad and a boomerang? A boomerang comes back.
What's black and has wheels? Black wheels.
I’m not racist. I just have black guns.
Did you know there are black holes billions of years old?
What’s more amazing is the black holes Stephen Hawking studied. We're only 14 years old.
