Black jokes

When did the cheetah steal from the bakery?

On Black Friday!!!

What’s long and black?

The line at the unemployment office.

What's the difference between a Black person and a White person?

One has a dad, while the other searches.

You know I'm not too into black girls, but Kobe's daughter was smoking!

What's the difference between an apple and a black man?

Apples look better hanging on a tree.

What's the difference between a black person and an apple?

An apple chooses to hang.

What do you call a skinny black dick? A Tootsie Roll.

What does BLM stand for?

Black Lust Matters.

What does a woman call Stormzy in bed?

Stiff chocolate.

What is black and blue and really hates sex?

The six-year-old in my basement.

A girl had black hair. Also, I threw rubbish at her to realize she wasn't a bin.

The other day, me and my friend were at the shops buying crafts. I was wearing a black top; she was wearing a stripy top. We were arguing about who was more creative when she asked me to prove that I am. I just said, "You buy your stripes, I make mine."

What is black, white, and red all over?

My third wife.

Just because someone is white doesn't mean they are bad.

Sure, white Americans all treat Trump like a deity and are proud of their heritage of enslaving blacks.

But Canadians and Australians don't throw a hissy fit every time they see someone not white, and they don't think Europe is a country.

People are pushing for a new black Lady Liberty coin. I can't wait to use black people as currency again.

Everything is so racist these days, you can't even say "black paint" anymore. You now have to say "Tyrone can you please paint that wall?"

The teacher asked the class what sound does a cow make? "Mooo," said Sally. "Good job," said the teacher. "What sound does a sheep make?" "Baa," said Jack. "Good, now what sound does a pig make?" Little Johnny raised his hand really high in the sky. The teacher called on him. He said, "The pig says, 'Get on the ground and put your hands on your head, you black motherfucker.'"

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

What's all fuzzy, warm, and laughing? The person who snapped its neck and put it into the blender.

Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same.

Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.

Why did you always see Michael Jackson wearing two white gloves?

Because masturbation is against Michael Jackson's religious beliefs.