Black jokes
How long does it take a black woman to take out the trash?
About nine months and a day.
A black Jewish boy runs home from school one day and asks his father, “Daddy, am I more Jewish or more black?” The dad replies, “Why do you want to know, son?” “Because a kid at school is selling a bike for $50 and I want to know if I should talk him down to $40 or just steal it!”
My best friend is black. It really pissed me off when my mom sold him.
What’s pink, black and has 17 nipples?
A trash can behind the cancer ward.
What do you call a group of black people?
A hoodie.
Look at a bag of black grapes. See how dark they are? That’s how I like my men. 25 at a time.
What's black, blue, and red, laying in a ditch?
You after you disrespect me.
Have you ever thought about the fact that every market in Africa is a black market?
How do stars get their name?
By a black hole because it's sueeeee!
Today my biology teacher asked me what's commonly found in a cell......... And apparently "black people" isn't the right answer.
A Black man walked into a bar.
Trump says to Obama, "You know it’s the White House, not the black house, right?" And Obama says, "Yeah, but it isn’t the orange house either."
Why do black people call each other brothers? Because they don't know who their fathers are.
What’s the difference between white people and Black people?
One runs from the police, one runs for the police.
What’s the difference between Jesus and the toddler in my basement?
Jesus died a virgin.
What's an emo black kid called? A dark Drakie.
This black dude goes up to an Indian guy and says, "What up brotha?"
The Indian guy gets offended and says, "We are not the same."
The black guy then pulls out a gun, and the Indian guy says, "Ok brother, ok brother, we are the same, we are the same."
Do the voice in your head.
What's the difference between a black person and an apple?
An apple chooses to hang.
What is the similarity between depressed people and hoodies?
The color black.
What is black, white, and red all over? My third wife.