Black jokes
What's black and white and red all over?
A massacre at a funeral.
What do you call a white person from Africa?
Albino.
The way you are so ugly your parents even regret the day you were born.
The way you are so black when your mom is bathing you in the dark, she has to put flour in the water to see you.
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In the bus, you can't spell "black" without "back."
What do you call a person who keeps making jokes about rappers?
An annoying prick whose black dad left him as a kid.
What is a blind person's favorite color?
Black.
Even though I look completely white, I am apparently 70% black!
Until I realized that it was a mouth swab test.
What sport are Mexicans the best at?
Cross country.
I like my coffee like my men, long and black.
Test.
What do you call a black prostitute with braces?
A Black & Decker pecker wrecker.
Flat.
Why should you fear white people in prison instead of the blacks?
Because you know that whites are in for actually committing something.
Roses are red, flowers naturally cannot be black.
I heard that your dad's in jail for selling crack!
What do you call a black couple who's on welfare and food stamps?
Lay-Z and Freeyonce.
Three girls were lined up for execution. The black-haired one, being the smart one, turned around and yelled, "Tornado!"
Everyone panicked, and she escaped. The red-headed one, following her example, shouted as the executioners got back, "Hurricane!"
The red-headed friend escaped too. Now, it was the blonde's turn. Following both her friends, she turned to the executioners and yelled:
"Fire!"
Yo mama so black, when God saw her, he said, "Let there be light!" but twice.
Imagine Michael Jackson having kids? Would they come out Black or white or plastic?
Why do black people only have nightmares? Because the last one who had a dream was shot.
My best friend is black. It really pissed me off when my mom sold him.