Black jokes

The other day, me and my friend were at the shops buying crafts. I was wearing a black top; she was wearing a stripy top. We were arguing about who was more creative when she asked me to prove that I am. I just said, "You buy your stripes, I make mine."

What is black, white, and red all over?

My third wife.

The teacher asked the class what sound does a cow make? "Mooo," said Sally. "Good job," said the teacher. "What sound does a sheep make?" "Baa," said Jack. "Good, now what sound does a pig make?" Little Johnny raised his hand really high in the sky. The teacher called on him. He said, "The pig says, 'Get on the ground and put your hands on your head, you black motherfucker.'"

Everything is so racist these days, you can't even say "black paint" anymore. You now have to say "Tyrone can you please paint that wall?"

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

What's all fuzzy, warm, and laughing? The person who snapped its neck and put it into the blender.

Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same.

Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.

People are pushing for a new black Lady Liberty coin. I can't wait to use black people as currency again.

Why did you always see Michael Jackson wearing two white gloves?

Because masturbation is against Michael Jackson's religious beliefs.

How many Karens does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one...to call 911 and demand a cop come do something about the intimidating blackness.

My black friend told me to stop making racist jokes...

...I told him to lighten up.

What's the traditional food of Black Jews? - Kosher watermelon...

Why do black people only have nightmares? Because the last one who had a dream was shot.

How do you know when a woman is going to have a black baby?

When she takes the tampon out, all the cotton is picked.

I ran over an emo yesterday? I wanted to let him see pitch black.

I threw a lamp at an emo? I tried to lighten up his day.

How do you start a school shooting at a black school?

Call the cops.

Fun fact: Most of the black holes in the universe are found in Africa!

What do you call four black people in a sleeping bag?

A Kit Kat.

What do Nike and the KKK have in common?

They both make Black people run faster.

Woman: "I want coffee, black."

Cop: *takes out gun* "WHERE?!"

Blue: The ocean is a place where the creatures live.

Black: NIGHTMARES LIVE!

Blue: It has many pretty things and it will-

Black: KILL YA TO DEATH! Especially if you are on Titanic! So let that sink in. PUN INTENDED!