A man wakes from a coma. His wife changes out of her black clothes and, irritated, remarks, “I really cannot depend on you in anything, can I!
What do you call it when 2 Mexican’s fight ? - Juan on Juan
what is black and white and red all over answer: a newspaper that is what my 3 year old told me 😍
Q- What do you call a shed full of black fellas. A- Retired Farming Machinery
what’s the worst song to play infront of a vegetable? “james brown - get on up”
what’s the worst song to play infront of a handicapped kid? “van halen - jump”
What's the worst song to play in front of a black man in Minneapolis? I can't breathe - Juice Wrld
Adam and eve are going through the garden when Adam suddenly says, "What race are we?" Eve responds with, "Ask God, he will tell you." so adam goes over to a hill and asks, "God, what race are we?" God says, " You are what you are." Adam goes back to Eve and says, "We are white." Eve asks how he knew that. Adam responds with, "If we were black, he would have said 'you is what you is'."
Hillary Clinton lost last time to the first African American president, Barack Obama. Why will she lose this one to Donald Trump?
Because orange is the new black.
What does a cop say when they shoot ginger? Orange is the new black
My friend and I were at the mall, and decided to try on some necklaces. He said l think you should get the one over there, I do, I look at my friend and he’s wearing one with a little extra length so you can adjust it, I asked him did you just break away from your owner to upgrade to clothes and shoes?
What is the best thing about being back Free bullets
I recently got pulled over by the cops and started spazzing out because of the police lights
He arrested me for impersonating Gorge Floyd. *I have seizures*
How do you know when a woman is going to have a black baby? When she takes the tampon out, all the cotton is picked.
What's white at the front and black at the back? A bus
What do you call a person that is both black and Hispanic, and was born on Wednesday? Miérkoolaids.
Today my biology teacher asked meh what's commonly found in a cell .................. And apparently black people isn't the right answer
Why do Emo's always wear black like ninja's? Because there're always cutting
what do you call 2 black lads in gold. A twix
if a black person calls you a cracker, let them say you can say things they can't say like, "thanks for the warning officer"
Whats black and sits at the top of the stairs?
Stephen hawking during a housefire.
whats michael jacksons nickname? nivea black and white