Black jokes
How to silence a black protester at a rally?
TURN OFF THE LIGHTS, TURN OFF THE LIGHTS, TURN OFF THE LIGHTS.
Two female mice met and one spoke:
"Yesterday I met a mouse. He was black, and he had wings, and he had some cool, sharp teeth. He said he only ate at night."
Other mouse: "Umm... that's a bat."
"That asshole! He told me that he is a pilot!"
What are the three worst years of a black child's life?
First grade!
You work at Papa's Pizzeria, ok?
Boss: You're fired!
Me: Ok?
Worker: Why are you fired?
Me: Oh, you wanna know...
*shows him the oven with my pizza*
Me: I left my pizza in the oven, that bitch burnt as fuck!!
Worker: OH SHIT!!
Boss: Did you say pizza?
Me: I sure did!
*shows boss pizza in oven*
Me: This hoe black as fuck!
Boss: I fired you because I can't stop looking at your ass, not this why?
What do you call a black person swimming? Cursed Minecraft image.
How do you know if a black lady’s pregnant?
You put a banana up her vagina and see if any little monkeys come and get it.
What do you call a Black man having a seizure?
Chocolate shake.
What do you call a person that is both Black and Hispanic and was born on Wednesday? Miérkoolaids.
What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.
What's all fuzzy, warm, and laughing? The person who snapped its neck and put it into the blender.
What do you call an apartment full of black people?
A CON-dominium.
What do you call a white man having intercourse with a black woman?
An Oreo.
How are Black people like communism?
Because they’ll never work, but some of them are willing to give it a shot.
Why do Black people dip their Oreos in water?
Because daddy never came back home with the milk.
Two businessmen bought the Milwaukee Bucks for $500 million. They are very excited about their transaction, for this is the only legal way to own black people.
Mary had a lamb. Her fleece was black as coal. When I tried to touch it that night, next day I went to court.
What’s black and white and red all over?
A Milano’s cherry.
What’s pink, black and has 17 nipples?
A trash can behind the cancer ward.
Who ended Franz Ferdinand's COD account?
He ended with a Black Handed bang.
There was a man who had just moved from a foreign country. He just moved into his apartment and was watching his favorite TV shows. The first one was "me-me-me, me-me-me, me-me-me-me-me-me-me," the second one was "forks and knives, forks and knives, all I use is forks and knives," and the last one was "BRING IT ON, FAT MAN!!"
There had been a murder in the area, and the man was walking in the park when a cop showed up and asked him, "Sir, have you seen this man?" and held up a photo. The man said "me-me-me, me-me-me, me-me-me-me-me-me-me." The cop said, "Sir, what did you use?" and the man said "forks and knives, forks and knives, all I use is forks and knives." After that, the cop said, "Sir, I'm going to have to arrest you," and the man said "BRING IT ON, FAT MAN!!" The screen goes black, and all you can here "chk-chk. BANG"
We were versing year 8 at footy, and they were mostly black, so I told my white friend to WATCH OUT!!!