Black jokes

What did Mickey Mouse and Michael Jackson have in common?: (What *didn't* they have in common)

Same red shorts, theme park in their backyard, white glove, soft voices, loved children, they both were black with white faces.

So the other day my black friend and I were working on a group project. He was so slow so I whipped him to make him faster.

What do you call a bunch of Black people in the river?

A black current...

Most controversial types of matter:

1. Dark matter 2. Anti-matter 3. Black Lives Matter.

What do a black and a tornado have in common?

They both wreck neighborhoods.

What’s black, white, and red all over?

An embarrassed biracial guy.

If a black person calls you a cracker, let them say it. You can say things they can't say, like, "Thanks for the warning, officer!"

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he doesn't know if he is black or white.

What is a blind person's favorite color?

Black.

These people who are offended by rape jokes don’t even understand humor. They think of humor as like a happy thing because humor makes us laugh and laughter makes us happy, but most of the jokes that we laugh at are filled with pain and suffering. If I take a joke like, how many police officers does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just beat the room for being black. Now that joke isn’t making light of the fact that people have marched in the civil rights movement and people have been racially discriminated against. It’s not making light of those, what it’s doing is it’s taking that pain and suffering and making you transcend it for a moment, and showing the absurdity of the human mind, and that is important. Humor at its best takes the bad things in this world that are painful and hard to deal with and makes it something funny.

And before you go in the comments and say I agree with rape, I don’t. I hope everybody who rapes someone to have their dick cut off. My little sister got fucking raped when she was six, and the guy is lucky he got caught by the police and not me, cause if I caught I would have fucking killed him, so I don’t agree with rape, but I still think rape jokes should still not be taken so seriously!

If someone wears black, say, "If you see someone wears black, they always be emo."

Why does Batman only wear black?

Because he's emo!

Stephen Hawking like black willies.

When did the cheetah steal from the bakery?

On Black Friday!!!

What's the difference between a Black person and a White person?

One has a dad, while the other searches.

What’s long and black?

The line at the unemployment office.

You know I'm not too into black girls, but Kobe's daughter was smoking!

What's the difference between a black person and an apple?

An apple chooses to hang.

What's the difference between an apple and a black man?

Apples look better hanging on a tree.

What do you call a skinny black dick? A Tootsie Roll.