Black jokes
Where does a black Eskimo live?
In a Nigglu.
What's black and white and red all over?
A police brutality case.
Why are Black people afraid of ghosts?
Because ghosts remind them of the KKK.
My best friend is black. It really pissed me off when my mom sold him.
What do hockey players and cops have in common?
They both use sticks to hit something black.
How did black people learn to steal sports cars?
By playing GTA nonstop.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was black.
How long does it take a black woman to take out the trash?
About nine months and a day.
How are Black people like communism?
Because they’ll never work, but some of them are willing to give it a shot.
When cops say you have the right to remain silent,
You're just happy you have the right to do something.
How do you know Adam and Eve were white?
Have you ever tried taking a rib from black women?
What do you call an apartment full of black people?
A CON-dominium.
What words black people can't say? "Thanks for your help, officer."
Why are black men's eyes always red after sex?
From the mace.
When I was a kid, my father would tell me that the black Santa Claus was coming to our house for Christmas. So, instead of putting out cookies and milk, we would put out cornbread and purple Kool-Aid.
What do you call a person that is both Black and Hispanic and was born on Wednesday? Miérkoolaids.
Why can I be black? Because I look like I have puberty, and I sound like I had puberty.
you.
What do black lesbians say about pussy?
"Smells like chicken, tastes like chicken."
What's the difference between a boomerang and a Black father?
A boomerang comes back.