Black jokes
They finally released the audio recording from the black box in Kobe’s helicopter.
Apparently when the helicopter caught fire, Kobe was sitting right next to the only fire extinguisher. You could hear everyone screaming for him to put out the fire, but he couldn’t figure out how to use it. They begged and pleaded for him to give the extinguisher to anyone else... the last thing you hear is Kobe saying “I’d rather die than pass it!”
What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial abortion.
So all blondes are dumb, right?
Is that why there are so many more white people that are blonde than Black?
I'm black, and I have a dying family in my basement that hasn't eaten in 2 weeks. They need help.
Btw, it's a joke lol.
What do you call a black abortion clinic?
Crime Stoppers.
Why do black men have nightmares?
Because the only one that had a dream got shot.
What's black and yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of orphans.
What is Helen Keller's favorite color? Black.
Look at a bag of black grapes. See how dark they are? That’s how I like my men.
25 at a time.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Everything is black, I can't see, can you?
Stephen Hawking like black willies.
I got home one day and a Spanish guy, white guy, black guy told me that your sister knows her meats.
She won a trophy. We blindfolded her, then my sister said, "Yeah, I was blindfolded, and I gave all three of them blowjobs and I had to guess which flavor of the meat it was."
The Trophy said Best Blowjobs. As a brother, I couldn't be prouder.
Ted Bundy walks into a bar wearing all black. The bartender asks, “Whose funeral is it?”
Ted Bundy looks around the room and replies, “I haven’t decided yet.”
What do you call a dead black plantation worker? Fertilizer.
I lost my black friend in the shadows. I lost my white friend on the wall. I lost my Asian friend in the sand and I lost my Islamic friend in the bombings.
What's one thing your dad shares with black men? Your sister.
Why are Black people getting stronger?
Because the TVs are getting bigger.
I have some black friends who hate it when I say the N-word around them, so I got a pet monkey.
Donald Trump was golfing with Barack Obama. The Donald said, "Listen Barack, I'm getting older and I'm having trouble sexually satisfying my young wife. I know that you black guys are supposed to be magic in bed. Can you give me a few pointers?" Barack gave Donald a few ideas and that night Donald made love to his wife. He did everything he was told. He started out slowly entering his wife gently then finished hard. Melania came quickly screaming. "Oh Donald, You fuck just like Barack Obama."
Today my biology teacher asked me what's commonly found in a cell......... And apparently "black people" isn't the right answer.