Black jokes
Roses are red, violets are black. Why is your chest as flat as your back?
Sike, I lied. I like big black men.
Why are Black people getting stronger?
Because the TVs are getting bigger.
Obama was America's first black president, and Trump was their first orange one.
Why did Helen Keller sign the n-word?
She thought she was black.
What is white, black, and blue all at the same time?
Barack Obama.
⚠️I’m not racist it’s just a joke⚠️
What do you call four black ppl in a sleeping bag?
A Kit Kat
What’s black, white, and red all over?
An ethnic orgy.
What do you call a black person swimming? Cursed Minecraft image.
What do black parents and elevators have in common?
Neither of them can raise anything without a belt.
Mary had a lamb. Her fleece was black as coal. When I tried to touch it that night, next day I went to court.
you.
What’s heavy, black, and can’t swim?
Ted Kennedy’s Oldsmobile Delmont 88 with Mary Jo Kopechne trapped inside.
Rate these races out of 10/10:
White 10/10
Hispanic 8/10
Black 0/10
Today my biology teacher asked me what's commonly found in a cell......... And apparently "black people" isn't the right answer.
They finally released the audio recording from the black box in Kobe’s helicopter.
Apparently when the helicopter caught fire, Kobe was sitting right next to the only fire extinguisher. You could hear everyone screaming for him to put out the fire, but he couldn’t figure out how to use it. They begged and pleaded for him to give the extinguisher to anyone else... the last thing you hear is Kobe saying “I’d rather die than pass it!”
What's black and white and red all over? An American School.
I got home one day and a Spanish guy, white guy, black guy told me that your sister knows her meats.
She won a trophy. We blindfolded her, then my sister said, "Yeah, I was blindfolded, and I gave all three of them blowjobs and I had to guess which flavor of the meat it was."
The Trophy said Best Blowjobs. As a brother, I couldn't be prouder.
What's black and white and red all over? A police brutality case.
My brother likes his Vegemite so black, it stole our car.