Black jokes
Today my biology teacher asked me what's commonly found in a cell......... And apparently "black people" isn't the right answer.
Would you watch a tree grow? Or a knee grow?
What is black, white, and red all over? My third wife.
How do you get a black girl to suck your meat?
Put barbecue sauce on it.
⚠️I’m not racist it’s just a joke⚠️
What do you call four black ppl in a sleeping bag?
A Kit Kat
What do you call a white person from Africa?
Albino.
Mary had a lamb. Her fleece was black as coal. When I tried to touch it that night, next day I went to court.
What's black and white and red all over? A police brutality case.
you.
What's black and white and red all over?
A massacre at a funeral.
A small, nervous woman steps into a hotel elevator in Las Vegas.
At the next floor, three large, burly men step in. The woman is immediately intimidated and clutches her purse tightly.
Suddenly, one of the men says in a deep voice: "Hit the floor!"
Terrified that she is about to be robbed, the woman drops her bags and collapses face down onto the floor of the elevator, cowering in fear.
The men burst out laughing and help the bewildered woman up. The speaker apologizes profusely and says: "No, ma'am, I meant hit the button for our floor!"
The next morning, the woman receives a massive bouquet of roses and has her entire hotel bill paid for. Attached is a note that says: "Thanks for the best laugh I've had in years."
What’s heavy, black, and can’t swim?
Ted Kennedy’s Oldsmobile Delmont 88 with Mary Jo Kopechne trapped inside.
What does a woman call Stormzy in bed?
Stiff chocolate.
You know I'm not too into black girls, but Kobe's daughter was smoking!
Why are black men's eyes always red after sex?
From the mace.
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing, you haven't told her twice.
What's black and white and red all over? An American School.
What’s black, white, and red all over?
An ethnic orgy.
Roses are black, violets are black.
I’m colorblind.
What did Mickey Mouse and Michael Jackson have in common?: (What *didn't* they have in common)
Same red shorts, theme park in their backyard, white glove, soft voices, loved children, they both were black with white faces.