Black jokes
When I was a kid, my father would tell me that the black Santa Claus was coming to our house for Christmas. So, instead of putting out cookies and milk, we would put out cornbread and purple Kool-Aid.
Why are black men's eyes always red after sex?
From the mace.
Why can I be black? Because I look like I have puberty, and I sound like I had puberty.
What do you call a person that is both Black and Hispanic and was born on Wednesday? Miérkoolaids.
My science teacher asked me what is found inside cells.
I guess "blacks" wasn't the right answer.
you.
What do you call a Black man having a seizure?
Chocolate shake.
What do you call a black man in the dark?
- Nothing.
What do black lesbians say about pussy?
"Smells like chicken, tastes like chicken."
What did God say to the black person?
"Oops, I burned one."😳
Not racist, just funny.
You. Me. Gas station. What are we getting for dinner? Sushi of course. Uh oh! There was a roofie in our gas station sushi. We black out and wake up in a sewer surrounded by fish.
Horny fish. You know what that means. Fish orgy. The stench draws in a bear. What do we do? We're gonna fight it. Bear fight. Bare handed. Bare, naked? Oh, yes please. We befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl and ride it into a Chuck E. Cheese. Dance Dance Revolution. Revolution? Overthrow the government? Uh, I think so. Next thing you know, I'm reincarnated as Jesus Christ. Then I turn into a jet, fly into the sun, black out again, wake up, do a bump, white out, which I didn't even know you could do. Then I smoked a joint, greened out. Then I turn into the sun. Uh oh! Looks like the meth is kicking in. aklfhaofhasfahfakh AAAAAAAAA afahfioahflkf AAAAA
What did Mickey Mouse and Michael Jackson have in common?: (What *didn't* they have in common)
Same red shorts, theme park in their backyard, white glove, soft voices, loved children, they both were black with white faces.
So the other day my black friend and I were working on a group project. He was so slow so I whipped him to make him faster.
What do you call a bunch of Black people in the river?
A black current...
Most controversial types of matter:
1. Dark matter 2. Anti-matter 3. Black Lives Matter.
What do a black and a tornado have in common?
They both wreck neighborhoods.
If a black person calls you a cracker, let them say it. You can say things they can't say, like, "Thanks for the warning, officer!"
What’s black, white, and red all over?
An embarrassed biracial guy.
What attracted Jeffrey Dahmer to abortion clinics?
- He smelled veal.
Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he doesn't know if he is black or white.