Black

Black jokes

Tornado

What do a black and a tornado have in common?

They both wreck neighborhoods.

Cracker

If a black person calls you a cracker, let them say it. You can say things they can't say, like, "Thanks for the warning, officer!"

Chess

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he doesn't know if he is black or white.

People

These people who are offended by rape jokes don’t even understand humor. They think of humor as like a happy thing because humor makes us laugh and laughter makes us happy, but most of the jokes that we laugh at are filled with pain and suffering. If I take a joke like, how many police officers does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just beat the room for being black. Now that joke isn’t making light of the fact that people have marched in the civil rights movement and people have been racially discriminated against. It’s not making light of those, what it’s doing is it’s taking that pain and suffering and making you transcend it for a moment, and showing the absurdity of the human mind, and that is important. Humor at its best takes the bad things in this world that are painful and hard to deal with and makes it something funny.

And before you go in the comments and say I agree with rape, I don’t. I hope everybody who rapes someone to have their dick cut off. My little sister got fucking raped when she was six, and the guy is lucky he got caught by the police and not me, cause if I caught I would have fucking killed him, so I don’t agree with rape, but I still think rape jokes should still not be taken so seriously!

Emo

If someone wears black, say, "If you see someone wears black, they always be emo."

Difference

What's the difference between a Black person and a White person?

One has a dad, while the other searches.

Apple

What's the difference between a black person and an apple?

An apple chooses to hang.

Apple

What's the difference between an apple and a black man?

Apples look better hanging on a tree.

Basement

What is black and blue and really hates sex?

The six-year-old in my basement.

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  • Rubbish

    A girl had black hair. Also, I threw rubbish at her to realize she wasn't a bin.

    White

    Just because someone is white doesn't mean they are bad.

    Sure, white Americans all treat Trump like a deity and are proud of their heritage of enslaving blacks.

    But Canadians and Australians don't throw a hissy fit every time they see someone not white, and they don't think Europe is a country.