Black jokes

What do a black and a tornado have in common?

They both wreck neighborhoods.

If a black person calls you a cracker, let them say it. You can say things they can't say, like, "Thanks for the warning, officer!"

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he doesn't know if he is black or white.

What is a blind person's favorite color?

Black.

These people who are offended by rape jokes don’t even understand humor. They think of humor as like a happy thing because humor makes us laugh and laughter makes us happy, but most of the jokes that we laugh at are filled with pain and suffering. If I take a joke like, how many police officers does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just beat the room for being black. Now that joke isn’t making light of the fact that people have marched in the civil rights movement and people have been racially discriminated against. It’s not making light of those, what it’s doing is it’s taking that pain and suffering and making you transcend it for a moment, and showing the absurdity of the human mind, and that is important. Humor at its best takes the bad things in this world that are painful and hard to deal with and makes it something funny.

And before you go in the comments and say I agree with rape, I don’t. I hope everybody who rapes someone to have their dick cut off. My little sister got fucking raped when she was six, and the guy is lucky he got caught by the police and not me, cause if I caught I would have fucking killed him, so I don’t agree with rape, but I still think rape jokes should still not be taken so seriously!

When did the cheetah steal from the bakery?

On Black Friday!!!

Stephen Hawking like black willies.

Why does Batman only wear black?

Because he's emo!

If someone wears black, say, "If you see someone wears black, they always be emo."

What’s long and black?

The line at the unemployment office.

What's the difference between a Black person and a White person?

One has a dad, while the other searches.

You know I'm not too into black girls, but Kobe's daughter was smoking!

What's the difference between a black person and an apple?

An apple chooses to hang.

What's the difference between an apple and a black man?

Apples look better hanging on a tree.

What do you call a skinny black dick? A Tootsie Roll.

What does BLM stand for?

Black Lust Matters.

What does a woman call Stormzy in bed?

Stiff chocolate.

What is black and blue and really hates sex?

The six-year-old in my basement.

A girl had black hair. Also, I threw rubbish at her to realize she wasn't a bin.

Just because someone is white doesn't mean they are bad.

Sure, white Americans all treat Trump like a deity and are proud of their heritage of enslaving blacks.

But Canadians and Australians don't throw a hissy fit every time they see someone not white, and they don't think Europe is a country.