Black jokes
What's black and has wheels? Black wheels.
I read the Brothers Grimm books, then I see a black figure reaping about.
I realized someone has died, but I don't do anything about it. I continue to read, and that's when I realized that I was one of the characters, in which at the end, dies.
What is red, pink, yellow, green, orange?
A black woman dressed for church.
Did you know Africans don’t have to be black?
Where was Stephen Hawking buried?
In a black hole. 😂🤣
The teacher asked the class what sound does a cow make? "Mooo," said Sally. "Good job," said the teacher. "What sound does a sheep make?" "Baa," said Jack. "Good, now what sound does a pig make?" Little Johnny raised his hand really high in the sky. The teacher called on him. He said, "The pig says, 'Get on the ground and put your hands on your head, you black motherfucker.'"
What is black and white and is dead?
My Chemical Romance.
What's black and grey and red all over?
A dead r******.
My friend is an emo. I asked why he wears black. He said, "Black like my soul." I just walked away.
🤔 What does BLM stand for? Blacks Love Masturbation 💘 💘 💘 💘 ☺ 😀 👍 👍
My friend said, "Let's have a sleepover."
Little did I know it was just at prison.
Why do black people call each other brothers? Because they don't know who their fathers are.
You're so emo, the sun turned black.
Imagine Michael Jackson having kids? Would they come out Black or white or plastic?
What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? An avalanche.
What about Mexicans you may ask? A mudslide.
What about black people running down a hill?? A jailbreak.
My best friend is black. It really pissed me off when my mom sold him.
What's black, white, and red all over?
A bi-racial car wreck.
Test.
Why did Jeffrey Dahmer only date black men?
Nutella!
Did you know? The most Black Holes in the Universe are all found in Africa!