Biology jokes
What is the smallest room in the world?
A mushroom.
What do you call a bird with no wings?
Moas didn't even know that existed!
Thing 1: What's the difference between nuts and almonds?
Thing 2: I don't know, what?
Thing 1: One gets hard faster.
What do you call a fish without eyes?
- Fsh.
Did you know your pupils are the last part to stop working when you die? They dilate.
Did you know
Q: What does a cat have that no other animal has?
A: Kittens.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fffffsshhhhhh
Why are fish smart?
They live in a school.
Sex has no feeling with our cousin. Because both are relative.
After seeing you sing, the dog got disinfected from rabies.
You call me a prostitute's son, I call you test-tube babies.
What do you get when you cross breed a woman and a horse? A neigh-ga.
What goes in and comes out and makes you feel good but isn't sexual?
(Insulin)
Why can’t dinosaurs clap? Cuz they are all dead.
Where did the mushroom kill himself?
In the mushroom.
Not a joke?
More like not an existing organism in life.
One day, there was an ugly barnacle. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end!
What kind of bike do women ride?
A menstrual cycle.
What is the difference between a human and a can?
A human can walk and a can cannot walk.
Hey, you know those birds and lizards that feast on decaying flesh?
Oh, sorry, I shouldn't carrion about it.
Q: Why doesn't a skeleton mother drink water?
A: Because it gives her more work!