Biology jokes
Which dinosaurs masturbated the most? Triceratops, they were the horniest!
Why did the skeleton never get cold? Because it went right through him!
What are all grandmas infected with? Defiantly not a parasite!
What is the difference between a human and a tree?
And walk, walk home, and...
What did the hermit crabs do on Mother's Day?
They shellabrated their mommy.
NIGGAAA
What do you call a fish without eyes?
A fsh.
Snake one: Are we venomous?
Snake two: Yep!... Why do you ask?
Snake one: Cuz I just bit my tongue!!! (Drama scene)
I'm pregnant.
What do orphans and dinosaurs have in common?
Their parents are extinct.
The DNA told the tailor that he couldn't find his genes.
What is the difference between a white octopus and a white squid?
A white octopus isn't in the KKK!
What do you call a three-humped camel? Pregnant.
Why are toads born with balls on their body?
Because they want more attention!
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple has a family tree.
What is the difference between a human and a human?
What does the cell ride to work?
A vesicle.
Leukophobic people don’t have sex. Leukophobia is the fear of white.
What's the difference between blood and an orphan? Blood has a place in all of our hearts.
No matter how black the person is, that cum will still be the whitest thing you'll ever see.
What if plants are farming us, giving us oxygen until we die, and turn into natural fertilizer which helps them?