Biology jokes
If there are 12 fish and 6 drown, how many are left?
12, because fish don't drown.
What is the difference between me and a retard?
At least I have chromosomes.
What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?
A crab apple!
What kind of bike do women ride?
A menstrual cycle.
Our hairline goes way back before dinosaurs lived.
What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.
Why were the mushrooms the cool guy at the party? Because he was a fungi.
What’s the difference between me and grass? Grass doesn’t cut itself.
What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A piece of ass that makes your eyes water.
What do you call an ant with so much power?
A ter-mite.
I fed some chickens some eggs. They ate them. Nothing else to explain except they are cannibals.
What did one sperm say to the other while swimming side by side?
One turns to the other and asks, "How much further to the fallopian tubes?"
The other says, "I’m not sure, we just passed the esophagus."
A friend asked what an acorn is.
I said, “In a nutshell, it’s an oak tree.”
Q: Why doesn't a skeleton mother drink water?
A: Because it gives her more work!
Q: What did one snake say to the other?
A: Nothing because they are both dead.
Sex has no feeling with our cousin. Because both are relative.
Where did the mushroom kill himself?
In the mushroom.
How do you get a hippy pregnant?
Cum on her feet and let the flies do the rest.
Why is it easy to weigh a fish?
Because they have their own scales.
Why did the mushroom kill himself?
Because he had a mushy life.
My peepee small.