Biology

Biology jokes

Scientist

Scientists have proven that there are two things in the air that have been known to cause women to get pregnant: their legs.

Memes

Onion

What's the difference between a baby and an onion?

One cries when you peel its skin off, the other makes you cry when you peel its skin off.

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  • Octopus

    Most people think an octopus has 8 legs.

    Actually, they have 6 legs and 2 arms. How can you tell which are the arms?

    Hit it on the head. The two that go up to the head when he says "Owwww" are his arms.

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  • Insect

    Why are ant colonies very healthy? Because they have lots of antibodies.

    Fetus

    Q: What's the difference between a fetus and an onion?

    A: One makes you cry when you chop it into pieces.

    Wendy

    "I'm sorry, Wendy, but I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die."

    Infertility

    By the way, infertility is hereditary:

    If your parents did not have children, you will not have any.

    Grape

    What did the grape say when the Meerkat stepped on it?

    It said nothing, just let out a little wine.

    Bedtime

    Joke 1# "Knock, knock." Who's there? "Pastur." Pastur who? "Past ur bedtime."

    Joke 2# Why does a slug always win a race? Because its components always stop for a break.

    Joke 3# Your momma's so fat when she stepped on the scale it said, "I asked for your weight, not your phone number."