Suicide: Turning ones biology into complex organic chemistry.
The extra detention didn't do much but the extra chromosome definitely did
Did you know your pupils are the last part to stop working when you die? They dilate.
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I get knocked down, but I get up again, as long as I have 46 chromosomes.
After seeing you sing, the dog got disinfected from rabies You call me a prostitute's son, I call you test-tube babies
On Paxomedy channel I made a video of a Rooster and a dog fighting. I needed to know why they were fighting. Once I dag down the issue it turned out that the Dog called the Rooster a Cock and the Rooster laughed and called the Dog a useless Bitch and that was the beginning of their fight and wierd enough the Cock won! I went to congratulate the winner but he thought he was insulting me by calling me Zinjathropus but I said that was a compliment because Zinja was an old skeleton found in Africa and I am African. I said to the Rooster he shouldnt have fought with the dog just because he called him a Cock. He said that being called a Cock is a compliment and the fighting was his exercise to toughen up for serious fights with Dogs!
What do you get when you cross a cow with a fish?
A genetically unstable animal that is impossible and would die instantly upon existing. If it could live, it would be a deformed, parasitic tumor that undulates through people.
Q: What did the DNA say to the other DNA? A: Do these genes make my butt look fat?💩
What did the brother cell say when the sister cell stepped on his foot? Ow, mitosis! (my toe, sis)
That chromosome gon leave just like your hairline 😗😮😮
What did the step brother and step sister do together? OOOF MITOSIS
what does a shark smoke sea-WEED
how do whales breathe under water they take a deep METH
What did the bitch say to her sister when she stepped on her toe? Oww Mitosis!
