What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?
You can't hear an enzyme.
Why don't dinosaurs lay eggs?
Because they're EGGstinct!
How can you get free butt plants? Just get your man to fill your butt with natural juices.
What do you get if you cross diarrhea with incest?
I don't know.
Neither do I, but it runs in the family.
What you breathe in is called oxygen, otherwise known as, "African food".
When my dad left, he said he would bring back the milk, but 20 years later he only came with my new sister and eggs. And I confronted him, and he said, "I used all the milk to make your sister."
How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable?
AIDS.
Do you ever look at a person and think, "Just how many generations of inbreeding did it take to create you?"
Technically, a human is hollow. We have an empty tube through us from the mouth and nose to the asshole and dick or pussy. We are basically tubes.
How does an Alabama mother know when her daughter is on her period?
She can taste the blood off her son’s cock!
Why does the mushroom 🍄 have many friends?
Because it’s a fungi.
Have you heard of the Tic-Tac-Toe Beetle? It has an X-O-skeleton.
Yeah, I'm made out of DNA.
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Who led the Israelites through the semipermeable membrane?
Osmoses.
There are only 2 genders: if you have a dick, or a pussy.
David? Mitosis.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a leaf? Only one falls down the family tree.
Scientists have proven that there are two things in the air that have been known to cause women to get pregnant: their legs.
What do you call it when a chameleon won't change colors?
A reptile dysfunction.
Are you a walnut, because I'm about to nut all over your walls!
