Biology jokes
What did one cell say to his sister when she stepped on his toe? Mitosis!
What’s the difference between a bird and a human?
“We don’t eat with our peckers.”
What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?
You can't hear an enzyme.
I only got one question wrong on my biology test yesterday.
The question was, "What is most commonly found in a cell?"
Apparently, "Black People" wasn't the right answer.
What do you get if you cross diarrhea with incest?
I don't know.
Neither do I, but it runs in the family.
Memes
Why does Ms. Mushroom 🍄 go out with Mr. Mushroom 🍄?
Because he’s a fungi.
How can you get free butt plants? Just get your man to fill your butt with natural juices.
What you breathe in is called oxygen, otherwise known as, "African food".
How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable?
AIDS.
Do you ever look at a person and think, "Just how many generations of inbreeding did it take to create you?"
What did one gay sperm say to the other? "You think we’ll find the egg and all this shit?"
When my dad left, he said he would bring back the milk, but 20 years later he only came with my new sister and eggs. And I confronted him, and he said, "I used all the milk to make your sister."
Technically, a human is hollow. We have an empty tube through us from the mouth and nose to the asshole and dick or pussy. We are basically tubes.
Why don't dinosaurs lay eggs?
Because they're EGGstinct!
How does an Alabama mother know when her daughter is on her period?
She can taste the blood off her son’s cock!
Why does the mushroom 🍄 have many friends?
Because it’s a fungi.
What do you call it when a chameleon won't change colors?
A reptile dysfunction.
Have you heard of the Tic-Tac-Toe Beetle? It has an X-O-skeleton.
Yeah, I'm made out of DNA.
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Who led the Israelites through the semipermeable membrane?
Osmoses.