Biology jokes
What is the difference between a horse and a rabbit?
A horse can't hoop.
My superpower is that I can create life.
What do you call a bird with no wings?
Moas didn't even know that existed!
Why did the biology teacher break up with the physics teacher? Because there was no chemistry...
I know a lot of people hate tapeworms, but they will always have a special place in my heart.
What is a dog with only two legs? A human.
If we send more mosquitoes to Africa, we could save more mosquitoes from dying of AIDS.
Q: What kinda bees give milk?
A: Boobees.
What is sex? You put a sex person in someone’s sex.
What do you call a fish with no neck?
What do you call a male ladybug?
Trans.
What do sharks and humans have alike? The great white one.
What happens to teeth when they go in water?
Bro, I dunno, they get wet?
Q: What did the DNA say to the other DNA?
A: Do these genes make my butt look fat? 💩
What happens when animals do a squat?
It doesn't become pretty...
I don't trust anything that bleeds for more than 5 days and is still alive.
What did the acorn say when it grew up?
Geometry.
(Geometry= "Gee, I'm a tree!")
What's the easiest way to make a glow worm happy? Cut off its tail—it'll be delighted!
What do you call a fish with no legs?
Fsh have no legs.
What do you do with legs?
Fsh have no legs.
What do you do with legs?
Break!
"Your mum has very small balls. Congrats! I told her, your balls are bigger than your husband's."