Biology jokes
Beethoven composed his whole life.
What did he do in the afterlife? He decomposed! Har har har har har har.
Do you love water?
Then you love 75% of me.
What do you call a hippo that lays eggs? A eggoppotimos.
Why is it easy to weigh fish?
Because they have their own scales! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh.
What do you call a fish with no parents?
An orfin.
Roberto: Judd, your DNA looks like the infinite symbol.
Judd: Roberto, your DNA looks like a pasta noodle.
Dodo.
What do you call a fly without wings? Dead.
I shidded out my baby, then became a fish.
Why do giraffes have long necks?
Because they have smelly feet!
What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
Your gene pool is so shallow, you could break your neck diving in.
Why don’t alligators grow up to 15 feet? They only have 4.
What do you call a female octopus? An octopussy.
My biology teacher told us "get out nice and sharp colored pencils." Does she mean as sharp as in the blades I use to cut myself?
My family was like dinosaurs when they got COVID.
They both went extinct.
On Paxomedy channel, I made a video of a Rooster and a dog fighting.
I needed to know why they were fighting. Once I dug down into the issue, it turned out that the Dog called the Rooster a Cock, and the Rooster laughed and called the Dog a useless Bitch, and that was the beginning of their fight, and weird enough, the Cock won!
I went to congratulate the winner, but he thought he was insulting me by calling me Zinjathropus, but I said that was a compliment because Zinja was an old skeleton found in Africa, and I am African. I said to the Rooster he shouldn't have fought with the dog just because he called him a Cock. He said that being called a Cock is a compliment, and the fighting was his exercise to toughen up for serious fights with Dogs!
Why do women have periods? Because they deserve them!
When you die, scientists will preserve your skull.