Biology jokes
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fish with no eyes.
What's the difference between a bird and a kid on the roof?
The bird can fly off the roof.
Mushroom?
Yo momma so fat, she made up of a lot of atoms.
Why did the Mushroom get invited to so many parties?
He was a fungi!
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I looked up how fast cum shoots and it said 28 mph. That means that ejaculation is illegal in school zones!
People are like sharks; only the great ones are white.
What did the bird say to the other bird?
Nothing, because birds can't talk.
How do you get rid of butterflies in your stomach?
Stop eating caterpillars.
Where is an elephant’s penis?
On their feet, because if you get trampled on, you’re fucked.
Why did the octopus blush?
He saw the bottom of the ocean.
One day a cow ate a fish.
What came out the other side?
A dead fish.
What type of bee makes milk?
A boobee.
Friends are like penguins: if you stab them, they die. 😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈
After death, what is the only organ in the female body which remains warm?
My penis.
What do classical musicians do when they die?
They decompose.
What do you call a skeleton snake?
A rattler!
Papyrus: HUMAN, WHY ARE YOU SAD?
Me: I'm just BONELY.
Sans: Good one kiddo.
If two eagles make a baby and two sparrows make a baby, what makes no baby?
Two swallows.
What do bats like to eat?
Bloodsuckers! 🩸🍭😂