Biology jokes
What's the difference between a bird and a kid on the roof?
The bird can fly off the roof.
Mushroom?
Yo momma so fat, she made up of a lot of atoms.
I looked up how fast cum shoots and it said 28 mph. That means that ejaculation is illegal in school zones!
Why did the Mushroom get invited to so many parties?
He was a fungi!
Memes
One day a cow ate a fish.
What came out the other side?
A dead fish.
What did the bird say to the other bird?
Nothing, because birds can't talk.
How do you get rid of butterflies in your stomach?
Stop eating caterpillars.
People are like sharks; only the great ones are white.
Where is an elephant’s penis?
On their feet, because if you get trampled on, you’re fucked.
Why did the octopus blush?
He saw the bottom of the ocean.
What type of bee makes milk?
A boobee.
Friends are like penguins: if you stab them, they die. 😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈
If two eagles make a baby and two sparrows make a baby, what makes no baby?
Two swallows.
What do classical musicians do when they die?
They decompose.
Papyrus: HUMAN, WHY ARE YOU SAD?
Me: I'm just BONELY.
Sans: Good one kiddo.
How do you know if you have a high sperm count?
She chews before she swallows.
After death, what is the only organ in the female body which remains warm?
My penis.
What is the strongest creature in the sea?
A mussel!
How do oysters call their friends?
On shell phones!