Biology jokes
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fffffsshhhhhh
What does a shark smoke? Sea-weed.
How do whales breathe underwater? They take a deep meth.
Your hairline's so far back even Bill Nye the Science Guy couldn't use photosynthesis to fix it.
Why is it so easy to weigh fish?
They have their own scales.
What kind of bug lives in a graveyard?
A zom-BEE.
Did you know
Why do orphans hate mitosis cells?
They have parents.
Hey there, wanna buy some chromosomes?
Orphans are monkeys.
After seeing you sing, the dog got disinfected from rabies.
You call me a prostitute's son, I call you test-tube babies.
Archer riddle has less atoms in his brain than he does in his dick, and his dick is 1/4 of a millimeter.
What is the smallest room in the world?
A mushroom.
What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?
Nothing. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.
Why can't Asians have a white baby? Because two wongs don't make a white.
What do you get when you cross breed a woman and a horse? A neigh-ga.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh.
What does suck a sucking fish?
What did God say when he made the first woman?
"Where is your dick at?"
Why are life and a penis alike?
Women make both of them hard.
Why can’t two Asians make a white kid?
Because two wrongs don’t make a white.
Why do cows have hooves?
Because they lactose!