Biology jokes
Why are Amoebas so bad at math?
Because, when they need to multiply, they divide.
What do you call a bee that produces milk? Booby.
The emo girl in my class did her photosynthesis project on a tree. Little did she know that would be her demise later on.
Do you know what it takes to beat cancer?
Heartbeat.
What's the difference between humans and mushrooms? I don't like eating mushrooms.
Why did the sperm cross the road?
To fuck the chicken.
There is one difference between autistic kids and vegetarians.
They're both vegetables in serotonin ways.
What is the difference between a human and a tree? A human being is the one who can drive.
Your hairline goes sooooo far back that dinosaurs exist on it.
What do you call an elephant and a rhino mix?
Helliphino!
What’s the easiest way to make a glow worm happy? Cut off its tail—it’ll be delighted!
Question: What's the smallest thing on earth?
Answer: Your brain.
If Batman is half bat and half human, how was he made?
"He wasn't because you can't f*ck a bat."
Child: Goodnight Mommy. Goodnight Daddy. Goodnight Grandma. Goodbye Grandpa!
Dad: Wait, why are you saying that?
Child: I just felt like it.
The next day, the Grandpa is dead.
Dad: That's just a VERY scary coincidence.
Child: Goodnight Mommy. Goodnight Daddy. Goodbye Grandma.
Dad: Wait, why are you saying that?
Child: I just felt like it.
The next day, the Grandma is dead.
Dad: That's just a VERY scary coincidence.
Child: Goodnight Mommy, Goodbye Daddy!
Dad: Oh no. If I survive until tomorrow, everything will be okay!
Survives until tomorrow.
Dad: Whew! That was nice! *Goes to house*
Mom: Honey! I was so worried about you! The mailman just dropped dead on our porch!
(If you don't get it, the mailman is the biological father)
What turns green, purple, and white? A chameleon.
What do my baby and dinosaurs have in common? They are both dead.
What do you call a once that's an insect?
A creepy crawly.
Yo mama so fat, she the reason Dino's became extinct.
I have more cum in one testicle than you have in your whole penis.
If Pete and Chasten Buttigieg had a baby together, it would be a turd covered in semen.