Biology jokes
Why can’t dinosaurs clap?
Because they're dead.
Joke 1# "Knock, knock." Who's there? "Pastur." Pastur who? "Past ur bedtime."
Joke 2# Why does a slug always win a race? Because its components always stop for a break.
Joke 3# Your momma's so fat when she stepped on the scale it said, "I asked for your weight, not your phone number."
What did the cancer cell say to its neighbor?
"Mind if I join you?"
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fish with no eyes.
What's the difference between a bird and a kid on the roof?
The bird can fly off the roof.
Did you know
Mushroom?
Yo momma so fat, she made up of a lot of atoms.
I looked up how fast cum shoots and it said 28 mph. That means that ejaculation is illegal in school zones!
Why did the Mushroom get invited to so many parties?
He was a fungi!
The greatest bond you will ever have is the one with your conjoined twin.
What did the bird say to the other bird?
Nothing, because birds can't talk.
People are like sharks; only the great ones are white.
How do you get rid of butterflies in your stomach?
Stop eating caterpillars.
Where is an elephant’s penis?
On their feet, because if you get trampled on, you’re fucked.
Why did the octopus blush?
He saw the bottom of the ocean.
What type of bee makes milk?
A boobee.
One day a cow ate a fish.
What came out the other side?
A dead fish.
Friends are like penguins: if you stab them, they die. 😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈
What do classical musicians do when they die?
They decompose.
If two eagles make a baby and two sparrows make a baby, what makes no baby?
Two swallows.