Biology jokes
Leukophobic people don’t have sex. Leukophobia is the fear of white.
What does the cell ride to work?
A vesicle.
Me: What is the difference between your mom and a mosquito?
Friend: Let me guess, they both suck you.
What did one sperm say to the other while swimming side by side?
One turns to the other and asks, "How much further to the fallopian tubes?"
The other says, "I’m not sure, we just passed the esophagus."
What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato? A dick tater.
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh.
Your sister is your mother.
Your father is your brother.
You all shag one another.
The Inbred family.
How many times does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Tentacles!
What skeleton does Crap-ton of?
A "bone".
A genealogist looks at the family tree.
A gynecologist looks up the family bush.
What step did the DNA not take in his math equation?
He forgot to adenine!
Engineer: I know engineering, and my gut instinct tells me to fix it!
Biologist: I know biology, and your gut instinct is full of shit.
What do you call a skeleton's egg?
An egg-i-BONE!
What do sperm say while just in?
"We need to go deeper."
What's the difference between a human and a tree?
A human can chop down a tree.
A tree can't chop down a human.
What did the dog say to his sister when she stepped on his toe? "Hey, mitosis!"
What do you call a baby that came out of their mother's womb? A virgin.
How do you make a hormone?
Don't pay her.
What’s the difference between a mushroom and a tree?
One's a fucking tree.
What do you call a three humped camel?