Biology jokes
"I'm sorry, Wendy, but I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die."
Son: Dad, I have black skin and you have white skin, are you sure you're my parents?
Dad: Oh... well I never thought it would come to this, or to your head that you were kidnapped...
Son: Am I kidnapped?
Dad: Well, you're adopted, and if you want to see your biological parents, they’ll be waiting for you in heaven.
Why can’t dinosaurs clap?
Because they're dead.
Joke 1# "Knock, knock." Who's there? "Pastur." Pastur who? "Past ur bedtime."
Joke 2# Why does a slug always win a race? Because its components always stop for a break.
Joke 3# Your momma's so fat when she stepped on the scale it said, "I asked for your weight, not your phone number."
What did the cancer cell say to its neighbor?
"Mind if I join you?"
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fish with no eyes.
Mushroom?
What's the difference between a bird and a kid on the roof?
The bird can fly off the roof.
Yo momma so fat, she made up of a lot of atoms.
Why did the Mushroom get invited to so many parties?
He was a fungi!
I looked up how fast cum shoots and it said 28 mph. That means that ejaculation is illegal in school zones!
The greatest bond you will ever have is the one with your conjoined twin.
People are like sharks; only the great ones are white.
How do you get rid of butterflies in your stomach?
Stop eating caterpillars.
What did the bird say to the other bird?
Nothing, because birds can't talk.
Where is an elephant’s penis?
On their feet, because if you get trampled on, you’re fucked.
Why did the octopus blush?
He saw the bottom of the ocean.
What type of bee makes milk?
A boobee.
One day a cow ate a fish.
What came out the other side?
A dead fish.
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