How do you tell if a loaf of bread has Down Syndrome?
It has an extra crumb-osome.
What do you call a skeleton snake?
A rattler!
What did one brain cell say to the other brain cell?
"I think I feel a connection!"
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
Root beer.
What do you call an orphan fish?
Self-ish.
Suicide: Turning one's biology into complex organic chemistry.
Do you know what the similarity between a penis and cucumber is?
They both have cum in it.
Why did the butt let out a fart?
Answer: To wipe out humanity!
Who is king of the insects?
The Monarch.
Why is the koala not a bear?
It doesn't have the right koalafications.
Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.
Why does a giraffe need such a long neck?
Because its head is so far away from its body.
What did the penis say to its pee?
"Urine."
Why don't ants get sick?
Because they have anty-bodies.
Hey, you know those birds and lizards that feast on decaying flesh?
Oh, sorry, I shouldn't carrion about it.
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
Answer: Elephino.
What do you call a cat that walks slowly?
CATerpillar
What do orphans and dinosaurs have in common?
Their parents are extinct.
Snake one: Are we venomous?
Snake two: Yep!... Why do you ask?
Snake one: Cuz I just bit my tongue!!! (Drama scene)
What did one tree say to another in a crisis? Don't leaf me when things get bad.
