Biology jokes
After death, what is the only organ in the female body which remains warm?
My penis.
What do you call a mushroom that makes music?
A decomposer.
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Ten tickles.
The greatest bond you will ever have is the one with your conjoined twin.
What's the difference between me and an egg?
An egg gets laid.
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Today my biology teacher asked me what's commonly found in a cell......... And apparently "black people" isn't the right answer.
A genealogist looks at the family tree.
A gynecologist looks up the family bush.
What did God say when he made the first woman?
"Where is your dick at?"
Why are camels known as ships of the desert?
Because they’re full of Arab semen.
The emo girl in my class did her photosynthesis project on a tree. Little did she know that would be her demise later on.
Why could dinosaurs not talk? Because they were dead.
Your hairline's so far back even Bill Nye the Science Guy couldn't use photosynthesis to fix it.
Q. Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom?
A. Because it has a silent pee.
What do you call a bee that produces milk? Booby.
Why do orphans hate mitosis cells?
They have parents.
If trees were sentient, they would make their furniture out of bone, flesh, and blood.
Now ain't that cool?
Why did the squirrel swim on his back?
To keep his nuts dry.
What's the difference between blood and an orphan? Blood has a place in all of our hearts.
What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?
Nothing. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.
What kind of bug lives in a graveyard?
A zom-BEE.