Biology jokes
Archer riddle has less atoms in his brain than he does in his dick, and his dick is 1/4 of a millimeter.
Thing 1: What's the difference between nuts and almonds?
Thing 2: I don't know, what?
Thing 1: One gets hard faster.
What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?
Nothing. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.
How did the orphan survive birth?
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Why is it so easy to weigh fish?
They have their own scales.
this is so funny lol
A nut told me to eat him, so I did, but something weird happened. I turned into a nut, and when I poop, there were eggs there.
One day, there was an ugly barnacle. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end!
What do you call a cat that walks slowly?
CATerpillar
Q: What type of mother gives their daughter sperm? A: A furry mother.
Q: What does a cat have that no other animal has?
A: Kittens.
Today my biology teacher asked me what's commonly found in a cell......... And apparently "black people" isn't the right answer.
What did God say when he made the first woman?
"Where is your dick at?"
What do orgasms and pulses have in common?
I don’t care if they have either of them.
I don't get mitosis.
What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
When you slap the mosquito, it stops sucking.
What is the difference between a human and a tree? A human can walk, and a tree 🌳 cannot walk.
Why can’t two Asians make a white kid?
Because two wrongs don’t make a white.
What goes in and comes out and makes you feel good but isn't sexual?
(Insulin)
What do you call an octopus with eight legs? An octo-pussy!
Why do gay men hate periods? Because they per Collins.