Biology jokes
After death, what is the only organ in the female body which remains warm?
My penis.
What do bats like to eat?
Bloodsuckers! 🩸🍭😂
What do you call a skeleton snake?
A rattler!
What do classical musicians do when they die?
They decompose.
If two eagles make a baby and two sparrows make a baby, what makes no baby?
Two swallows.
Papyrus: HUMAN, WHY ARE YOU SAD?
Me: I'm just BONELY.
Sans: Good one kiddo.
How do oysters call their friends?
On shell phones!
What is the strongest creature in the sea?
A mussel!
What do you call a mushroom that makes music?
A decomposer.
How do you tell if a loaf of bread has Down Syndrome?
It has an extra crumb-osome.
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Ten tickles.
What do orgasms and pulses have in common?
I don’t care if they have either of them.
What's the difference between you and an egg?
An egg gets laid.
A genealogist looks at the family tree.
A gynecologist looks up the family bush.
What did God say when he made the first woman?
"Where is your dick at?"
Why could dinosaurs not talk? Because they were dead.
Your hairline's so far back even Bill Nye the Science Guy couldn't use photosynthesis to fix it.
Today my biology teacher asked me what's commonly found in a cell......... And apparently "black people" isn't the right answer.
What's the difference between me and an egg?
An egg gets laid.
Mitosis!!!!!! >:)