Biology jokes
What do classical musicians do when they die?
They decompose.
How do oysters call their friends?
On shell phones!
What is the strongest creature in the sea?
A mussel!
What do you call a skeleton snake?
A rattler!
What do bats like to eat?
Bloodsuckers! 🩸🍭😂
What do you call a mushroom that makes music?
A decomposer.
How do you tell if a loaf of bread has Down Syndrome?
It has an extra crumb-osome.
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Ten tickles.
The greatest bond you will ever have is the one with your conjoined twin.
What's the difference between you and an egg?
An egg gets laid.
Why are camels known as ships of the desert?
Because they’re full of Arab semen.
Today my biology teacher asked me what's commonly found in a cell......... And apparently "black people" isn't the right answer.
A genealogist looks at the family tree.
A gynecologist looks up the family bush.
What did God say when he made the first woman?
"Where is your dick at?"
Why could dinosaurs not talk? Because they were dead.
Your hairline's so far back even Bill Nye the Science Guy couldn't use photosynthesis to fix it.
What's the difference between blood and an orphan? Blood has a place in all of our hearts.
Why did the squirrel swim on his back?
To keep his nuts dry.
What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?
Nothing. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.
What kind of bug lives in a graveyard?
A zom-BEE.