Biology jokes
Papyrus: HUMAN, WHY ARE YOU SAD?
Me: I'm just BONELY.
Sans: Good one kiddo.
How do oysters call their friends?
On shell phones!
What is the strongest creature in the sea?
A mussel!
What do you call a skeleton snake?
A rattler!
After death, what is the only organ in the female body which remains warm?
My penis.
What do bats like to eat?
Bloodsuckers! 🩸🍭😂
What do you call a mushroom that makes music?
A decomposer.
How do you tell if a loaf of bread has Down Syndrome?
It has an extra crumb-osome.
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Ten tickles.
Why do orphans hate mitosis cells?
They have parents.
Why could dinosaurs not talk? Because they were dead.
Your hairline's so far back even Bill Nye the Science Guy couldn't use photosynthesis to fix it.
What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?
Nothing. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.
Why did the squirrel swim on his back?
To keep his nuts dry.
What's the difference between blood and an orphan? Blood has a place in all of our hearts.
Just think, when we're getting fucked, we make our own food.
Why are Amoebas so bad at math?
Because, when they need to multiply, they divide.
What do you call a bee that produces milk? Booby.
Q. Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom?
A. Because it has a silent pee.
What do you call a fly with no wings?
A walk.