Biology jokes
How did the nut study for its test?
It used the inter-nut.
Why don't dinosaurs lay eggs?
Because they're EGGstinct!
What do cells always have on them?
A cell phone!
What is the definition of a woman?
A life support system for a vagina.
The greatest bond you will ever have is the one with your conjoined twin.
NIGGAAA
How do you get rid of butterflies in your stomach?
Stop eating caterpillars.
Who is king of the insects? The Monarch.
What did the stepbrother and stepsister do together?
Oof, mitosis!
What do you call a mushroom 🍄 with many friends?
A fungi.
What do you call an animal in space? Just death because you need a spacesuit.
What kind of bees produce milk? Boobees.
What's the difference between a boy and girl? A boy always carries an average 5in "do not enter" sign.
What is an egg?
Fart a lot.
How many tickles does it take for an octopus to laugh?
What do you call a fish without eyes?
- Fsh.
What do you call a mosquito in your language?
We don't call them, they just come and bite.
Why do gay men hate periods? Because they per Collins.
Beethoven composed his whole life.
What did he do in the afterlife? He decomposed! Har har har har har har.
Why do giraffes have long necks?
Because they have smelly feet!