Why did the cheetah need to fart on the lion? So he could win the race.
Biology Jokes
A brain eats cheddar cheese.
How are shark eggs and your mom the same? They're both the biggest thing ever laid.
What’s the difference between apples and orphans?
One of them has a family tree.
Yo mama so FAT...
That when she had sex with you...
Your balls turned to pancakes.
I farted.
Q: What did one snake say to the other?
A: Nothing because they are both dead.
Leukophobic people don’t have sex. Leukophobia is the fear of white.
Q: What did the DNA say to the other DNA?
A: Do these genes make my butt look fat? 💩
What is the smallest room in the world?
A mushroom.
Yo mama's so stinky that whenever she walks into a building, the flies drop dead!
If there are 12 fish and 6 drown, how many are left?
12, because fish don't drown.
How do skeletons make love?
They bone each other!
Why do cows have hooves?
Because they lactose!
Why did the mushroom kill himself?
Because he had a mushy life.
My peepee small.
What is the difference between a human and a tree and yyyyy night I can drive yyy earth 🌏?
How do you make a hormone?
Don't pay her.
How many guns can an octopus hold?
9
Why do women have periods?
Because they deserve them, haha!
What did the brother cell say when the sister cell stepped on his foot? Ow, mitosis! (my toe, sis)
