Biology jokes
Why can’t organs have a family bag of chips?
Because they have no family to share it with.
There are only two genders.
Dream Stans: Technoblade died too soon.
Technoblade's Dad: He was only 23 years old!
Pig's average lifespan: Only 15 – 20 years (23 years old is way above).
What is the difference between a white octopus and a white squid?
A white octopus isn't in the KKK!
Why can't dinosaurs clap?
'Cause they're dead.
So a mushroom walks in a bar and the waiter says, "You can't be here."
And the mushroom says, "Why? I'm a fungi!"
Tumblr people: "There are an infinite amount of genders."
The cannibal kid: "Bitch, please. There's just one gender: Food."
What kind of tree fits into your hand? A palm tree.
How did the orphan survive birth?
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What do women and moldy bread have in common?
A yeast infection.
God creates a mosquito :)
God: Okay, so make it reeeeally tiny. Like less than half a fly.
Angel: okay... a bug.
God: now give it’s face a sword, but it has a hole so it’s basically a mouth.
Angel: weird... but okay...
God: and give it wings.
Angel: eh, not half bad Go-
God: NOW MAKE IT EAT THE BLOOD OF ALL LIVING ANIMALS AND HUMANS
Angel: *shook* o-okay
God: okay. Now make sure whenever a human is bit it feels the pain of a million suns burning it, making it scratch until it bleeds out.
Angel: .-.
God: and make sure it also transfers diseases through the species. Give ‘em a taste ‘o that! *evil grin*
Angel: *cries*
Angel: *whispers; I’m so sorry..*
How are shark eggs and your mom the same? They're both the biggest thing ever laid.
A brain eats cheddar cheese.
Why did the cheetah need to fart on the lion? So he could win the race.
Bonnie Blue's son could win a science fair just by participating.
Yo mama's so stinky that whenever she walks into a building, the flies drop dead!
How do skeletons make love?
They bone each other!
If there are 12 fish and 6 drown, how many are left?
12, because fish don't drown.
Yo mama so FAT...
That when she had sex with you...
Your balls turned to pancakes.
What’s the difference between apples and orphans?
One of them has a family tree.