What do you call a gay cactus?
A "prick."
Do you know how babies are made? The boy puts his penis in the girl's butt and goes up and down for ten minutes. Then the girl takes a pregnancy test, and if it says no, then you keep doing it until she is pregnant.
The boy will lick the girl down there, and she will put his penis in her mouth and suck it. Then he will spit on his hand and rub it on her boobs and lick/suck them.
How do you know if a black lady’s pregnant?
You put a banana up her vagina and see if any little monkeys come and get it.
Do you know how a snail has a "nail," why can't it be a nut?
What do you call a squirrel with wings? A flying squirrel, it's pretty self-explanatory.
What does your mother look like after I had sex with her eight times? An octopus.
What's the difference between leafmen and leafwomen? Palm trees.
Why is Ronan's forehead the size of Jupiter? Because he dropped the TV on his forehead. It also had rings.
Why is Jupiter's ring stuck in orbit? Because Ronan's forehead kept it stuck in orbit.
Snails are like sperm, slow and sloppy.
What is a dog with only two legs? A human.
What do you call a fish with no legs?
Fsh have no legs.
What do you do with legs?
Fsh have no legs.
What do you do with legs?
Break!
Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
Eggs don’t cum.
What did the bitch say to her sister when she stepped on her toe? Oww, mitosis!
What is the difference between a pornstar and a mosquito?
No one stops sucking.
Say yes if you wanna fuck.
You've got a body inside you. It's called your bones.
Why are some people African?
Because genes, you dummy!
The ocean didn't start smelling like fish until women started swimming in it.
What do you get when you cross a rooster with a small dog?
Why did the mushroom go to the party??
Because he was a fungi!
Help! I got my brother pregnant.
What is the sexiest animal alive? The Βυττerfly.
