Biology jokes
You've got a body inside you--it's called your body bones.
Why couldn't the dinosaur clap? They're dead!
What's the difference between a bird and a fly?
A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird!
There is one difference between autistic kids and vegetarians.
They're both vegetables in serotonin ways.
Free will is like having a vagina. You don't need to know how to use it, and you don't need to know what it does, but what matters is that you have it.
What’s the difference between a mushroom and a tree?
One's a fucking tree.
What do sperm say while just in?
"We need to go deeper."
What is the difference between a human being and a tree?
A human can walk and a tree cannot walk.
What kind of bike do women ride?
A menstrual cycle.
Why do women have periods? Because they deserve them!
How do you tell a male skeleton from a female skeleton by the BONERS lmao?
What do you get when a dinosaur farts?
A blast from the past!
What is the difference between a human and a tree? A human can walk and you can drive.
What is a dog?
An animal.
There are more than 2 genders.
Humans and sharks have something in common: the great ones are always white.
What do my baby and dinosaurs have in common? They are both dead.
Why do girls not have balls?
Because they don’t.
What did the stepbrother and stepsister do together?
Oof, mitosis!
Q: Why doesn't a skeleton mother drink water?
A: Because it gives her more work!