What's the difference between a bird and a fly?
A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird!
Biology Jokes
What’s the difference between a mushroom and a tree?
One's a fucking tree.
Free will is like having a vagina. You don't need to know how to use it, and you don't need to know what it does, but what matters is that you have it.
What is the difference between a human being and a tree?
A human can walk and a tree cannot walk.
How do you tell a male skeleton from a female skeleton by the BONERS lmao?
Why do women have periods? Because they deserve them!
What do you get when a dinosaur farts?
A blast from the past!
What is the difference between a human and a tree? A human can walk and you can drive.
What is a dog?
An animal.
Humans and sharks have something in common: the great ones are always white.
There are more than 2 genders.
Why do girls not have balls?
Because they don’t.
What did the stepbrother and stepsister do together?
Oof, mitosis!
What do my baby and dinosaurs have in common? They are both dead.
What does a shark smoke? Sea-weed.
How do whales breathe underwater? They take a deep meth.
Q: Why doesn't a skeleton mother drink water?
A: Because it gives her more work!
What is the difference between a human and a tree?
And walk, walk home, and...
What is an egg?
Why can't cheetahs run forever? Because they run out of breath!
What do cheetahs wear to work?
They can't change because cheetahs can't change their spots!
