Biology jokes
What do you call a bird with no wings?
A no flyer.
Ohh my god, it's a dinosaur with a huge ass mothafuckin' noseeee!!!!
Where does Kristen Stewart get her virginity from? She gets it from her mama and papa.
What do you call an ant with so much power?
A ter-mite.
Do you love water?
Then you love 75% of me.
No matter how black the person is, that cum will still be the whitest thing you'll ever see.
Your gene pool is more like a gene puddle.
Whet
What kind of bees produce milk?
Boobies.
Q: What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
A: Lickalotofpuss.
Why couldn't the dinosaur clap? They're dead!
You've got a body inside you--it's called your body bones.
What's the difference between a bird and a fly?
A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird!
Free will is like having a vagina. You don't need to know how to use it, and you don't need to know what it does, but what matters is that you have it.
What’s the difference between a mushroom and a tree?
One's a fucking tree.
What is the difference between a human being and a tree?
A human can walk and a tree cannot walk.
There is one difference between autistic kids and vegetarians.
They're both vegetables in serotonin ways.
What do sperm say while just in?
"We need to go deeper."
What kind of bike do women ride?
A menstrual cycle.
What is the difference between a human and a tree? A human can walk and you can drive.