Biology jokes
What did God say when he made the first woman?
"Where is your dick at?"
Q: What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
A: Lickalotofpuss.
What do cheetahs wear to work?
They can't change because cheetahs can't change their spots!
What did one sperm say to the other while swimming side by side?
One turns to the other and asks, "How much further to the fallopian tubes?"
The other says, "I’m not sure, we just passed the esophagus."
What do you get when you cross an octopus with a Mexican?
I don't know, but man can it pick lettuce.
If Batman is half bat and half human, how was he made?
"He wasn't because you can't f*ck a bat."
Why are some people African?
Because genes, you dummy!
What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.
What do you call it when a lizard can’t get a boner?
Ereptile Dysfunction!
What do you call a male ladybug?
Trans.
Why is it easy to weigh fish?
Because they have their own scales! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
What do you call an elephant and a rhino mix?
Helliphino!
What’s the difference between me and grass? Grass doesn’t cut itself.
The DNA told the tailor he couldn't find his genes.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh.
What's the difference between your mom and a mosquito?
Answer: The mosquito stops sucking if you slap hard enough.
Men and women are not equal, speaking biologically and mentally. I don't care what other feminists say. Men are naturally physically stronger, while women are more mentally stable (sometimes). The internet and the media will lie. You feminists say that you are stronger. Well, you wish. You can't hit a girl because she is more sensitive, but she says she is stronger. Like, what the hell?
We're not sexist men; you're sexist women. And BTW, you'll rot in hell for hating God's creation. And also, men were created before women. Search it up in the Bible or online.
Why did the Pikachu say "Pi"??
He had to use the bathroom!
Why can’t two Asians make a white kid?
Because two wrongs don’t make a white.
My superpower is that I can create life.