Biology jokes
What do cells call their friends with? A cell phone.
What step did the DNA not take in his math equation?
He forgot to adenine!
Where does Kristen Stewart get her virginity from? She gets it from her mama and papa.
There were two snakes slithering along when one snake said to the other snake, "Are we poisonous?" "Idk why?" The other snake responded, "'Cause I just bit my tongue!"
Do you love water?
Then you love 75% of me.
How can you find out how old a cabbage is?
By looking at its cabbAGE.
Whet
What kind of bees produce milk?
Boobies.
Q: What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
A: Lickalotofpuss.
Why couldn't the dinosaur clap? They're dead!
You've got a body inside you--it's called your body bones.
There is one difference between autistic kids and vegetarians.
They're both vegetables in serotonin ways.
Free will is like having a vagina. You don't need to know how to use it, and you don't need to know what it does, but what matters is that you have it.
What’s the difference between a mushroom and a tree?
One's a fucking tree.
What do sperm say while just in?
"We need to go deeper."
What's the difference between a bird and a fly?
A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird!
What is the difference between a human being and a tree?
A human can walk and a tree cannot walk.
Why do women have periods? Because they deserve them!
What do you get when a dinosaur farts?
A blast from the past!
How do you tell a male skeleton from a female skeleton by the BONERS lmao?