Biology jokes
When butterflies fall in love, do they feel humans in their stomach?
What's the difference between humans and mushrooms? I don't like eating mushrooms.
Why did the Pikachu say "Pi"??
He had to use the bathroom!
My science teacher asked me what is found inside cells.
I guess "blacks" wasn't the right answer.
Whet
What kind of bees produce milk?
Boobies.
Q: What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
A: Lickalotofpuss.
Why couldn't the dinosaur clap? They're dead!
You've got a body inside you--it's called your body bones.
What is the difference between a human being and a tree?
A human can walk and a tree cannot walk.
There is one difference between autistic kids and vegetarians.
They're both vegetables in serotonin ways.
What do sperm say while just in?
"We need to go deeper."
What’s the difference between a mushroom and a tree?
One's a fucking tree.
Free will is like having a vagina. You don't need to know how to use it, and you don't need to know what it does, but what matters is that you have it.
What's the difference between a bird and a fly?
A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird!
What kind of bike do women ride?
A menstrual cycle.
What is a dog?
An animal.
Why do women have periods? Because they deserve them!
How do you tell a male skeleton from a female skeleton by the BONERS lmao?
Q: What did one snake say to the other?
A: Nothing because they are both dead.