Biology jokes
What step did the DNA not take in his math equation?
He forgot to adenine!
The DNA told the tailor he couldn't find his genes.
What did the substrate say to the active site?
"C'mon baby, we fit together, open my door lock to f**kin' key."
The DNA told the tailor that he couldn't find his genes.
What do cells call their friends with? A cell phone.
How do goldfish know when to eat?
They don't. They have a memory span of 3 seconds.
No matter how black the person is, that cum will still be the whitest thing you'll ever see.
When butterflies fall in love, do they feel humans in their stomach?
Whet
What kind of bees produce milk?
Boobies.
Q: What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
A: Lickalotofpuss.
Why couldn't the dinosaur clap? They're dead!
You've got a body inside you--it's called your body bones.
What is the difference between a human being and a tree?
A human can walk and a tree cannot walk.
What's the difference between a bird and a fly?
A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird!
There is one difference between autistic kids and vegetarians.
They're both vegetables in serotonin ways.
What do sperm say while just in?
"We need to go deeper."
What’s the difference between a mushroom and a tree?
One's a fucking tree.
Free will is like having a vagina. You don't need to know how to use it, and you don't need to know what it does, but what matters is that you have it.
What kind of bike do women ride?
A menstrual cycle.