What do sloths and depressed people have in common?
They both hang from the tree.
Listen here, you dummy. The joke is that sloths hang from trees. Depressed people are also said to "hang" which means to kill themselves. Get it? You're slower than a sloth, which can only travel at 0.15 miles per hour.
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freshfry
heard it for the 5th time