Biology jokes
Do you love water?
Then you love 75% of me.
There were two snakes slithering along when one snake said to the other snake, "Are we poisonous?" "Idk why?" The other snake responded, "'Cause I just bit my tongue!"
Why did the skeleton never get cold? Because it went right through him!
You know, life as a pufferfish is tough. They get startled, then they get hard.
What’s the easiest way to make a glow worm happy? Cut off its tail—it’ll be delighted!
What is the difference between an egg and you? An egg gets laid, and you don't.
What do sperm say while just in?
"We need to go deeper."
Daughter: So, I got my period.
Mom: That's wonderful, dear! Now you can bleed for a whole week a month without dying!
Daughter: That's nice, Mum, but isn't the whole point of getting your period dying?
Mom: Yes, but you have to kill yourself a little longer to live through to another day.
Daughter: Thanks, Mum. That makes a whole lot of sense. (Sarcastically.)
Mom: You're welcome, honey. (Clueless, obviously.)
What kind of tree fits into your hand? A palm tree.
What is the difference between a tree and a dog?
A dog can walk and a tree cannot walk.
What is the definition of a woman?
A life support system for a vagina.
What do oranges 🍊 sweat?
Juice!
How do you know if you have a high sperm count?
She chews before she swallows.
Why don't you act like an amoeba and split?
What is white and comes out after you have sex?
Cum!
Tumblr people: "There are an infinite amount of genders."
The cannibal kid: "Bitch, please. There's just one gender: Food."
What is the difference between a pornstar and a mosquito?
No one stops sucking.
Say yes if you wanna fuck.
Love is in the air...
Wrong! Nitrogen, Oxygen, and Carbon Dioxide are in the air!
What is a difference between a tree and...
What did the grape say when the Meerkat stepped on it?
It said nothing, just let out a little wine.