Biology jokes
What is white and comes out after you have sex?
Cum!
Tumblr people: "There are an infinite amount of genders."
The cannibal kid: "Bitch, please. There's just one gender: Food."
What is the difference between a pornstar and a mosquito?
No one stops sucking.
Say yes if you wanna fuck.
Love is in the air...
Wrong! Nitrogen, Oxygen, and Carbon Dioxide are in the air!
What is a difference between a tree and...
What did the grape say when the Meerkat stepped on it?
It said nothing, just let out a little wine.
What is the difference between a tree?
What is the difference between a human being and a tree tree house that is a tree tree house that is a tree tree house that is a tree tree 🌳?
What is the difference between a human and a tree?
A tree cannot walk, and a human can walk.
Why can't you hear the Pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because its pee is silent.
What is the difference between a human being and a tree?
A human being can walk, and a tree can’t walk.
What is the difference between a human being and a tree?
What is the difference between a human and a tree? A human being is the one who can drive.
How are shark eggs and your mom the same? They're both the biggest thing ever laid.
What do you call a mushroom 🍄 with many friends?
A fungi.
Mitosis!!!!!! >:)
Why was the ant so confused?
All of its uncles were ants.
Question: What's the smallest thing on earth?
Answer: Your brain.
How did the orphan survive birth?
U
What do you call an orphan fish?
Self-ish.