Biology jokes
What kind of tree fits in your hands?
How does an Alabama mother know when her daughter is on her period?
She can taste the blood off her son’s cock!
What do you get when you cross a rooster with a small dog?
How do you get rid of butterflies in your stomach?
Stop eating caterpillars.
Why can't the T-Rex clap?
Because they're extinct!
Teacher: What does the pig's skin do?
Student: It keeps pig skin together! 😂
What do you call a too round egg?
A prEGGnant egg.
How can you find out how old a cabbage is?
By looking at its cabbAGE.
Why can't the T-Rex cross the road?
Because he's extinct.
What do you call a fish with no parents?
An orfin.
Doctor, Doctor, I discovered one of the base pairs in my genetic code is erroneously a stop codon?
Nonsense! That shouldn't be happening!
What did one tree say to another in a crisis? Don't leaf me when things get bad.
A brain eats cheddar cheese.
Men wake up with a boner.
Women wake up yawning.
Coincidence?
Suicide: Turning one's biology into complex organic chemistry.
Why does Mario eat mushrooms?
Because he's a very fungi!
Do you love water?
Then you love 75% of me.
There were two snakes slithering along when one snake said to the other snake, "Are we poisonous?" "Idk why?" The other snake responded, "'Cause I just bit my tongue!"
Why did the skeleton never get cold? Because it went right through him!
You know, life as a pufferfish is tough. They get startled, then they get hard.