What do you call a fruit's penis?
A percock.
What did the bitch say to her sister when she stepped on her toe? Oww, mitosis!
What do you call a fish with no legs?
Fsh have no legs.
What do you do with legs?
Fsh have no legs.
What do you do with legs?
Break!
What skeleton does Crap-ton of?
A "bone".
What’s the difference between a bird and a human?
“We don’t eat with our peckers.”
Why are you so bonely, my friend? I am at least glad that you are not boneless.
Dodo.
Q: What type of mother gives their daughter sperm? A: A furry mother.
Why did the Mushroom get invited to so many parties?
He was a fungi!
Why don't dinosaurs lay eggs?
Because they're EGGstinct!
What do you call a baby that came out of their mother's womb? A virgin.
The greatest bond you will ever have is the one with your conjoined twin.
What's the difference between a baby and an onion?
One cries when you peel its skin off, the other makes you cry when you peel its skin off.
I'm better than you in every single way... I even have an extra chromosome.
We need more women in the military! They can bleed for weeks and still not die!
Why can’t dinosaurs clap?
Because they're dead.
Why did the sperm cross the road? To get to the vagina!
I get knocked down, but I get up again, as long as I have 46 chromosomes.
Q: Why doesn't a skeleton mother drink water?
A: Because it gives her more work!
What do you call a gay cactus?
A "prick."
