Biology jokes
What is the difference between a human being and a tree?
A human being can walk, and a tree can’t walk.
What is the difference between a human being and a tree?
What is the difference between a human and a tree? A human being is the one who can drive.
How are shark eggs and your mom the same? They're both the biggest thing ever laid.
What do you call a mushroom 🍄 with many friends?
A fungi.
Mitosis!!!!!! >:)
Why was the ant so confused?
All of its uncles were ants.
Question: What's the smallest thing on earth?
Answer: Your brain.
How did the orphan survive birth?
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What do you call an orphan fish?
Self-ish.
What is the difference between a human and a tree? A human can walk and you can drive.
What is the difference between a human and a tree and yyyyy night I can drive yyy earth 🌏?
What is the difference between a human and a tree?
And walk, walk home, and...
What body part takes the longest to decay? The eyeball, because it will always dilate.
What do you call a scared octopus?
An octopussy.
What is the difference between a human and a human?
What is, tyyyyyy a tree is it is the difference between a?
What has 2 legs and walks? A human.
What do bats like to eat?
Bloodsuckers! 🩸🍭😂
What's the difference between a human and a tree?
A human can chop down a tree.
A tree can't chop down a human.