Biology jokes
Question: What's the smallest thing on earth?
Answer: Your brain.
How did the orphan survive birth?
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What do you call an orphan fish?
Self-ish.
What is the difference between a human and a tree? A human can walk and you can drive.
What is the difference between a human and a tree and yyyyy night I can drive yyy earth 🌏?
What is the difference between a human and a tree?
And walk, walk home, and...
What body part takes the longest to decay? The eyeball, because it will always dilate.
What do you call a scared octopus?
An octopussy.
What is the difference between a human and a human?
What is, tyyyyyy a tree is it is the difference between a?
What has 2 legs and walks? A human.
What do bats like to eat?
Bloodsuckers! 🩸🍭😂
What's the difference between a human and a tree?
A human can chop down a tree.
A tree can't chop down a human.
What is the difference between a human being and a tree?
A human can walk and a tree cannot walk.
What is a big animal 🦓? A bat 🦇!
What is an egg?
What is a dog?
An animal.
What is the difference between a human and a can?
A human can walk and a can cannot walk.
What is the difference between a human and a tree? A human can walk, and a tree 🌳 cannot walk.
How many guns can an octopus hold?
9