Biology jokes
You gonna poop someday.
My family was like dinosaurs when they got COVID.
They both went extinct.
Why are fish smart?
They live in a school.
What do you call a bird with no wings?
A no flyer.
What is a doe called with no legs?
•" No legged deer."
What do you call a deer with no ears?
•" No eared deer."
What do you call a deer with no eye?
•" No eye deer."
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Hey there, wanna buy some chromosomes?
What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?
A crab apple!
Snake one: Are we venomous?
Snake two: Yep!... Why do you ask?
Snake one: Cuz I just bit my tongue!!! (Drama scene)
Do you know how babies are made? The boy puts his penis in the girl's butt and goes up and down for ten minutes. Then the girl takes a pregnancy test, and if it says no, then you keep doing it until she is pregnant.
The boy will lick the girl down there, and she will put his penis in her mouth and suck it. Then he will spit on his hand and rub it on her boobs and lick/suck them.
Q: What did one snake say to the other?
A: Nothing because they are both dead.
Why are midgets short?
'Cause they are!
What do you call a fly with no wings?
A walk.
Draw an accurate diagram representing the elephant genitalia. Use all 30 sheets of paper provided.
Leukophobic people don’t have sex. Leukophobia is the fear of white.
I fed some chickens some eggs. They ate them. Nothing else to explain except they are cannibals.
What do you call a female octopus? An octopussy.
What do orphans and dinosaurs have in common?
Their parents are extinct.
What did the flower say to the crazy peanut?
"Ur going nuts boii, get back on yo' plant. Ur too nuts for me."
What did the egg say to the other egg?
Nothing, they can't talk.
Why was the ant so confused? Because all his uncles were ants.