What do you call a fly with no wings?
A walk.
Biology Jokes
Draw an accurate diagram representing the elephant genitalia. Use all 30 sheets of paper provided.
Leukophobic people don’t have sex. Leukophobia is the fear of white.
I fed some chickens some eggs. They ate them. Nothing else to explain except they are cannibals.
What do you call a female octopus? An octopussy.
What do orphans and dinosaurs have in common?
Their parents are extinct.
What did the flower say to the crazy peanut?
"Ur going nuts boii, get back on yo' plant. Ur too nuts for me."
What did the egg say to the other egg?
Nothing, they can't talk.
Why was the ant so confused? Because all his uncles were ants.
What do you call an ant with so much power?
A ter-mite.
What do you get when a dinosaur farts?
A blast from the past!
What did the bird say to the other bird?
Nothing, because birds can't talk.
Where does Kristen Stewart get her virginity from? She gets it from her mama and papa.
What happens when animals do a squat?
It doesn't become pretty...
Do fish have tits?
Fish tits.
Why did the squirrel swim on its back?
To keep its nuts dry.
What do you cross with a cow and a tiger? (mooigter)
What do you call an octopus with eight legs? An octo-pussy!
What do a gay guy in a wheelchair and a tomato have in common?
They’re both a fruit AND a vegetable!
What did the cell say when his sister stepped on his foot?
Mitosis!!! (my-toe-sis)
