Why are Amoebas so bad at math?
Because, when they need to multiply, they divide.
Q: If cats have cat babies, dogs have dog babies, and tigers have tiger babies, what do fish have?
A: Eggs.
Q: What did the DNA say to the other DNA?
A: Do these genes make my butt look fat? π©
So, you're human, huh? Well, I'm a skeleton, so not much gets under my skin.
How does an Alabama mother know when her daughter is on her period?
She can taste the blood off her sonβs cock!
What do you get when you cross a rooster with a small dog?
What do you call a too round egg?
A prEGGnant egg.
How can you find out how old a cabbage is?
By looking at its cabbAGE.