Biology jokes
What did the egg say to the other egg?
Nothing, they can't talk.
Why was the ant so confused? Because all his uncles were ants.
What do you call an ant with so much power?
A ter-mite.
What do you get when a dinosaur farts?
A blast from the past!
What did the bird say to the other bird?
Nothing, because birds can't talk.
Where does Kristen Stewart get her virginity from? She gets it from her mama and papa.
What happens when animals do a squat?
It doesn't become pretty...
Do fish have tits?
Fish tits.
Why did the squirrel swim on its back?
To keep its nuts dry.
What do you cross with a cow and a tiger? (mooigter)
What do you call an octopus with eight legs? An octo-pussy!
What do a gay guy in a wheelchair and a tomato have in common?
They’re both a fruit AND a vegetable!
What did the cell say when his sister stepped on his foot?
Mitosis!!! (my-toe-sis)
Why are Amoebas so bad at math?
Because, when they need to multiply, they divide.
Just think, when we're getting fucked, we make our own food.
Q: If cats have cat babies, dogs have dog babies, and tigers have tiger babies, what do fish have?
A: Eggs.
Q: What did the DNA say to the other DNA?
A: Do these genes make my butt look fat? 💩
So, you're human, huh? Well, I'm a skeleton, so not much gets under my skin.
What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A piece of ass that makes your eyes water.
Technically, we have all been deeper in our mom than our dads have.