Biology jokes
What do you cross with a cow and a tiger? (mooigter)
What do you call an octopus with eight legs? An octo-pussy!
What do a gay guy in a wheelchair and a tomato have in common?
They’re both a fruit AND a vegetable!
What did the cell say when his sister stepped on his foot?
Mitosis!!! (my-toe-sis)
Why are Amoebas so bad at math?
Because, when they need to multiply, they divide.
Just think, when we're getting fucked, we make our own food.
Q: If cats have cat babies, dogs have dog babies, and tigers have tiger babies, what do fish have?
A: Eggs.
Q: What did the DNA say to the other DNA?
A: Do these genes make my butt look fat? 💩
So, you're human, huh? Well, I'm a skeleton, so not much gets under my skin.
What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A piece of ass that makes your eyes water.
Technically, we have all been deeper in our mom than our dads have.
These are bee puns.🐝
I BEElieve you are eager to hear!🐝
I love to BEE a little 9 years old writing on this page.🐝
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Why is the cheetah so fast?
Because it can't walk slow.
What kind of tree fits in your hands?
How does an Alabama mother know when her daughter is on her period?
She can taste the blood off her son’s cock!
What do you get when you cross a rooster with a small dog?
How do you get rid of butterflies in your stomach?
Stop eating caterpillars.
Why can't the T-Rex clap?
Because they're extinct!
Teacher: What does the pig's skin do?
Student: It keeps pig skin together! 😂
What do you call a too round egg?
A prEGGnant egg.