Biology jokes
How do goldfish know when to eat?
They don't. They have a memory span of 3 seconds.
How can you tell if a gay guy has a high sperm count?
Chew when you swallow!
What does a grape do if a rhino is about to squash it?
Nothing, it just lets out a little wine.
Q: What does a cat have that no other animal has?
A: Kittens.
What is sex? You put a sex person in someone’s sex.
What do you call a fish without eyes?
- Fsh.
What did the first skeleton say to the second skeleton?
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Sinocyclocheilus anophthalmus.
Why did the mushroom go to the party??
Because he was a fungi!
Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
Eggs don’t cum.
"Simba is proof cats don’t always land on their feet."
I don't get mitosis.
Why did the biology teacher break up with the physics teacher?
Because there was no chemistry...
I make science puns, but only periodically.
Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.
What did the fish say to the other fish? "You have a big butt!"
The other fish said, "We don't have butts......"
What do cells always have on them?
A cell phone!
What did the stepbrother and stepsister do together?
Oof, mitosis!
David? Mitosis.
What did Allan say to William, his sister, when he stepped on his toe? "OWWW Mitosis."