Biology jokes
How can you tell if a gay guy has a high sperm count?
Chew when you swallow!
What does a grape do if a rhino is about to squash it?
Nothing, it just lets out a little wine.
Q: What does a cat have that no other animal has?
A: Kittens.
What is sex? You put a sex person in someone’s sex.
What do you call a fish without eyes?
- Fsh.
What did the first skeleton say to the second skeleton?
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Sinocyclocheilus anophthalmus.
Why did the mushroom go to the party??
Because he was a fungi!
Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
Eggs don’t cum.
"Simba is proof cats don’t always land on their feet."
I don't get mitosis.
Why did the biology teacher break up with the physics teacher?
Because there was no chemistry...
I make science puns, but only periodically.
Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.
What did the fish say to the other fish? "You have a big butt!"
The other fish said, "We don't have butts......"
What do cells always have on them?
A cell phone!
What did the stepbrother and stepsister do together?
Oof, mitosis!
David? Mitosis.
What did Allan say to William, his sister, when he stepped on his toe? "OWWW Mitosis."
What did Allan say to his sister bully when she stepped on his toe? "Mitosis!"