How many guns can an octopus hold?
9
Why does Ms. Mushroom 🍄 go out with Mr. Mushroom 🍄?
Because he’s a fungi.
Why do penguins carry fish in their beaks?
Because they don’t have pockets. I’m
What is the difference between a human and a bird?
A bird can fly and a human cannot fly.
What is a dog with only two legs? A human.
Why does cancer kill you? Because it does. 🌝
Why could you not hear the dinosaur clap? Because it's dead.
What do women and moldy bread have in common?
A yeast infection.
What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato? A dick tater.
We used to have a tail on the back... and now it moves forward.
When you're sitting by the mushrooms and you hear one say to the other "Hey, you're a fun guy."
Why did the kids love the mushrooms?
Because they're fun-guys!
What step did the DNA not take in his math equation?
He forgot to adenine!
How do you make a hormone?
Don't pay her.
What does your mother look like after I had sex with her eight times? An octopus.
Why did the bat cross the road? Because to get to the blood bar.
If there are 12 fish and 6 drown, how many are left?
12, because fish don't drown.
They say people are 75% water.
But I'm 100% useless.
When her head game is so strong, she sucks the chromosome right out of you.
Why did the Pikachu say "Pi"??
He had to use the bathroom!
