Biology jokes
What do you call a bird with no wings?
Moas didn't even know that existed!
What do sloths and depressed people have in common?
They both hang from the tree.
Why is life like penises?
Women make it hard.
How do u make an octopus laugh?
Ten-tickles! Hahaha.
What’s the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?
One wags its tail, and the other tags a whale!
What did the acorn say when it grew up?
Geometry.
(Geometry= "Gee, I'm a tree!")
If trees were sentient, they would make their furniture out of bone, flesh, and blood.
Now ain't that cool?
What do you call an octopus on land?
A spider, duh!
People are like sharks; only the great ones are white.
Why did the octopus 🐙 beat the shark in a fight?
Because he was well armed!
What do you call a fly without wings? Dead.
What do you call finding half of a worm?
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh moan for me.
Why do women have legs? Because they would leave snail tracks wherever they went.
What does a shark smoke? Sea-weed.
How do whales breathe underwater? They take a deep meth.
Friends are like penguins: if you stab them, they die. 😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈
Why do women have periods? Because they deserve them!
What do you call that big, useless piece of skin attached to the outside of a vagina?
A woman.
Do you know how a snail has a "nail," why can't it be a nut?
Ohh my god, it's a dinosaur with a huge ass mothafuckin' noseeee!!!!
Why is the koala not a bear?
It doesn't have the right koalafications.