Biology jokes
Why is life like penises?
Women make it hard.
How do u make an octopus laugh?
Ten-tickles! Hahaha.
What’s the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?
One wags its tail, and the other tags a whale!
What did the acorn say when it grew up?
Geometry.
(Geometry= "Gee, I'm a tree!")
If trees were sentient, they would make their furniture out of bone, flesh, and blood.
Now ain't that cool?
What do you call an octopus on land?
A spider, duh!
People are like sharks; only the great ones are white.
Why did the octopus 🐙 beat the shark in a fight?
Because he was well armed!
What do you call a fly without wings? Dead.
What do you call finding half of a worm?
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh moan for me.
Why do women have legs? Because they would leave snail tracks wherever they went.
What does a shark smoke? Sea-weed.
How do whales breathe underwater? They take a deep meth.
Friends are like penguins: if you stab them, they die. 😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈
Why do women have periods? Because they deserve them!
What do you call that big, useless piece of skin attached to the outside of a vagina?
A woman.
Do you know how a snail has a "nail," why can't it be a nut?
Ohh my god, it's a dinosaur with a huge ass mothafuckin' noseeee!!!!
Why is the koala not a bear?
It doesn't have the right koalafications.
Humans and sharks have something in common: the great ones are always white.
I don't trust anything that bleeds for more than 5 days and is still alive.