What does a shark smoke? Sea-weed.
How do whales breathe underwater? They take a deep meth.
Biology Jokes
Friends are like penguins: if you stab them, they die. 😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈
Why do women have periods? Because they deserve them!
What do you call that big, useless piece of skin attached to the outside of a vagina?
A woman.
Do you know how a snail has a "nail," why can't it be a nut?
Ohh my god, it's a dinosaur with a huge ass mothafuckin' noseeee!!!!
Why is the koala not a bear?
It doesn't have the right koalafications.
Humans and sharks have something in common: the great ones are always white.
I don't trust anything that bleeds for more than 5 days and is still alive.
You gonna poop someday.
My family was like dinosaurs when they got COVID.
They both went extinct.
Why are fish smart?
They live in a school.
What do you call a bird with no wings?
A no flyer.
What is a doe called with no legs?
•" No legged deer."
What do you call a deer with no ears?
•" No eared deer."
What do you call a deer with no eye?
•" No eye deer."
XDDDDDD
Hey there, wanna buy some chromosomes?
What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?
A crab apple!
Snake one: Are we venomous?
Snake two: Yep!... Why do you ask?
Snake one: Cuz I just bit my tongue!!! (Drama scene)
Do you know how babies are made? The boy puts his penis in the girl's butt and goes up and down for ten minutes. Then the girl takes a pregnancy test, and if it says no, then you keep doing it until she is pregnant.
The boy will lick the girl down there, and she will put his penis in her mouth and suck it. Then he will spit on his hand and rub it on her boobs and lick/suck them.
Q: What did one snake say to the other?
A: Nothing because they are both dead.
Why are midgets short?
'Cause they are!
