Biology jokes
Why did the octopus 🐙 beat the shark in a fight?
Because he was well armed!
What do you call a fly without wings? Dead.
What do you call finding half of a worm?
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh moan for me.
Why do women have legs? Because they would leave snail tracks wherever they went.
What does a shark smoke? Sea-weed.
How do whales breathe underwater? They take a deep meth.
Friends are like penguins: if you stab them, they die. 😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈
Why do women have periods? Because they deserve them!
What do you call that big, useless piece of skin attached to the outside of a vagina?
A woman.
Do you know how a snail has a "nail," why can't it be a nut?
Ohh my god, it's a dinosaur with a huge ass mothafuckin' noseeee!!!!
Why is the koala not a bear?
It doesn't have the right koalafications.
Humans and sharks have something in common: the great ones are always white.
I don't trust anything that bleeds for more than 5 days and is still alive.
You gonna poop someday.
My family was like dinosaurs when they got COVID.
They both went extinct.
Why are fish smart?
They live in a school.
What do you call a bird with no wings?
A no flyer.
What is a doe called with no legs?
•" No legged deer."
What do you call a deer with no ears?
•" No eared deer."
What do you call a deer with no eye?
•" No eye deer."
XDDDDDD
Hey there, wanna buy some chromosomes?
What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?
A crab apple!