Biology jokes
Did you know your pupils are the last part to stop working when you die? They dilate.
Who led the Israelites through the semipermeable membrane?
Osmoses.
What did God say when he made the first woman?
"Where is your dick at?"
A genealogist looks at the family tree.
A gynecologist looks up the family bush.
What do you get if you cross a loaf of bread with a vagina?
A yeast infection.
Help! I got my brother pregnant.
Black people are living proof we evolved from monkeys.
If we send more mosquitoes to Africa, we could save more mosquitoes from dying of AIDS.
Why are camels known as ships of the desert?
Because they’re full of Arab semen.
What do orgasms and pulses have in common?
I don’t care if they have either of them.
What do you get when you cross cow DNA with human DNA?
Kicked out of the petting zoo.
If a tree could be any animal, what would it be?
Answer: A dog because of its bark lol. 😀
Scientists have proven that there are two things in the air that have been known to cause women to get pregnant: their legs.
Life is like a penis: women make it hard for no reason.
"Rapeboat" has six fingers on each hand and one big eyebrow. Signs of inbreeding.
Your gene pool is so shallow, you could break your neck diving in.
How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable?
AIDS.
What's the easiest way to make a glow worm happy? Cut off its tail—it'll be delighted!
My biology teacher told us "get out nice and sharp colored pencils." Does she mean as sharp as in the blades I use to cut myself?
What do you call a skeleton that does nothing all day?
A lazy bones!