Yo mama so fat, she the reason Dino's became extinct.
On Paxomedy channel, I made a video of a Rooster and a dog fighting.
I needed to know why they were fighting. Once I dug down into the issue, it turned out that the Dog called the Rooster a Cock, and the Rooster laughed and called the Dog a useless Bitch, and that was the beginning of their fight, and weird enough, the Cock won!
I went to congratulate the winner, but he thought he was insulting me by calling me Zinjathropus, but I said that was a compliment because Zinja was an old skeleton found in Africa, and I am African. I said to the Rooster he shouldn't have fought with the dog just because he called him a Cock. He said that being called a Cock is a compliment, and the fighting was his exercise to toughen up for serious fights with Dogs!
What did the hermit crabs do on Mother's Day?
They shellabrated their mommy.
"Where do young trees go to learn?"
"Elementree school."
Monkeys are big, but they sure can swing very lightly.
What do you call the fighters with an extra chromosome?
Downy unstopables.
There are only 2 genders: if you have a dick, or a pussy.
I know a lot of people hate tapeworms, but they will always have a special place in my heart.
Do you ever look at a person and think, "Just how many generations of inbreeding did it take to create you?"
How do you get a koala to die? Kill it.
If I was any more inbred, I'd be a sandwich.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a leaf? Only one falls down the family tree.
If you ever thought you were gay, remember that cockroaches exist.
What happens to teeth when they go in water?
Bro, I dunno, they get wet?
Today my biology teacher asked me what's commonly found in a cell......... And apparently "black people" isn't the right answer.
What comes in and comes out, but you should never miss it?
Any ideas?
SHIT!!!!
Took my receipt to the sperm bank so I can get this comeback.
What's the difference between sex and gender?
You can't have gender with your sister.
Beethoven composed his whole life.
What did he do in the afterlife? He decomposed! Har har har har har har.
The emo girl in my class did her photosynthesis project on a tree. Little did she know that would be her demise later on.
