Biology jokes
"Rapeboat" has six fingers on each hand and one big eyebrow. Signs of inbreeding.
Your gene pool is so shallow, you could break your neck diving in.
How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable?
AIDS.
What's the easiest way to make a glow worm happy? Cut off its tailβit'll be delighted!
My biology teacher told us "get out nice and sharp colored pencils." Does she mean as sharp as in the blades I use to cut myself?
What do you call a skeleton that does nothing all day?
A lazy bones!
What's the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant lady? You can unscrew a lightbulb.
Don't you feel an empty feeling...
IN YOUR SKULL!
"Why didn't the skeleton climb the mountain?"
"It didn't have the guts!"
After death, what is the only organ in the female body which remains warm?
My penis.
Why do women get periods?
Just cancel the subscription.
Yo mama so fat, she the reason Dino's became extinct.
On Paxomedy channel, I made a video of a Rooster and a dog fighting.
I needed to know why they were fighting. Once I dug down into the issue, it turned out that the Dog called the Rooster a Cock, and the Rooster laughed and called the Dog a useless Bitch, and that was the beginning of their fight, and weird enough, the Cock won!
I went to congratulate the winner, but he thought he was insulting me by calling me Zinjathropus, but I said that was a compliment because Zinja was an old skeleton found in Africa, and I am African. I said to the Rooster he shouldn't have fought with the dog just because he called him a Cock. He said that being called a Cock is a compliment, and the fighting was his exercise to toughen up for serious fights with Dogs!
What did the hermit crabs do on Mother's Day?
They shellabrated their mommy.
"Where do young trees go to learn?"
"Elementree school."
Monkeys are big, but they sure can swing very lightly.
What do you call the fighters with an extra chromosome?
Downy unstopables.
What's the difference between you and an egg?
An egg gets laid.
There are only 2 genders: if you have a dick, or a pussy.
What do sharks and humans have alike? The great white one.