Suicide: Turning ones biology into complex organic chemistry.
Why don't you act like an amoeba and split.
Why was the ant so confused?
All of its uncles were ants.
Why does Ms. Mushroom 🍄 go out with Mr. Mushroom 🍄?
Because he’s a fungi.
They say people are 75% water.
But I'm 100% useless.
When her head game is so strong, she sucks the chromosome right out of you.
Why does the mushroom 🍄 have many friends?
Because it’s a fungi.
What do you get when you cross a cow with a fish?
A genetically unstable animal that is impossible and would die instantly upon existing. If it could live, it would be a deformed, parasitic tumor that undulates through people.
Why did the biology teacher break up with the physics teacher?
Because there was no chemistry...
I make science puns, but only periodically.
What did the step brother and step sister do together? OOOF MITOSIS
What did the bitch say to her sister when she stepped on her toe? Oww Mitosis!
I get knocked down, but I get up again, as long as I have 46 chromosomes.
Engineer: I know engineering and my gut instinct tells me to fix it!
Biologist: I know biology and your gut instinct is full of shit.
Why are ant colonies very healthy? Because they have lots of anti-bodies.
What did the brother cell say when the sister cell stepped on his foot? Ow, mitosis! (my toe, sis)
Don't let an extra chromosome get you down.
What did one cell say to his sister when she stepped on his toe? Mitosis!
Why does the nucleus feel trapped?
Because it’s inside a cell!
Most people think an octopus has 8 legs.
Actually, they have 6 legs and 2 arms. How can you tell which are the arms?
Hit it on the head. The two that go up to the head when he says "Owwww" are his arms.
