Don't you feel an empty feeling...
IN YOUR SKULL!
Don't you feel an empty feeling...
IN YOUR SKULL!
After death, what is the only organ in the female body which remains warm?
My penis.
Why do women get periods?
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On Paxomedy channel, I made a video of a Rooster and a dog fighting.
I needed to know why they were fighting. Once I dug down into the issue, it turned out that the Dog called the Rooster a Cock, and the Rooster laughed and called the Dog a useless Bitch, and that was the beginning of their fight, and weird enough, the Cock won!
I went to congratulate the winner, but he thought he was insulting me by calling me Zinjathropus, but I said that was a compliment because Zinja was an old skeleton found in Africa, and I am African. I said to the Rooster he shouldn't have fought with the dog just because he called him a Cock. He said that being called a Cock is a compliment, and the fighting was his exercise to toughen up for serious fights with Dogs!
Monkeys are big, but they sure can swing very lightly.
What's the difference between you and an egg?
An egg gets laid.
There are only 2 genders: if you have a dick, or a pussy.
Do you ever look at a person and think, "Just how many generations of inbreeding did it take to create you?"
If I was any more inbred, I'd be a sandwich.
If you ever thought you were gay, remember that cockroaches exist.
What comes in and comes out, but you should never miss it?
Any ideas?
SHIT!!!!