What's the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant lady? You can unscrew a lightbulb.
Don't you feel an empty feeling...
IN YOUR SKULL!
"Why didn't the skeleton climb the mountain?"
"It didn't have the guts!"
After death, what is the only organ in the female body which remains warm?
My penis.
Why do women get periods?
Just cancel the subscription.
Yo mama so fat, she the reason Dino's became extinct.
On Paxomedy channel, I made a video of a Rooster and a dog fighting.
I needed to know why they were fighting. Once I dug down into the issue, it turned out that the Dog called the Rooster a Cock, and the Rooster laughed and called the Dog a useless Bitch, and that was the beginning of their fight, and weird enough, the Cock won!
I went to congratulate the winner, but he thought he was insulting me by calling me Zinjathropus, but I said that was a compliment because Zinja was an old skeleton found in Africa, and I am African. I said to the Rooster he shouldn't have fought with the dog just because he called him a Cock. He said that being called a Cock is a compliment, and the fighting was his exercise to toughen up for serious fights with Dogs!
What did the hermit crabs do on Mother's Day?
They shellabrated their mommy.
"Where do young trees go to learn?"
"Elementree school."
Monkeys are big, but they sure can swing very lightly.
What do you call the fighters with an extra chromosome?
Downy unstopables.
What's the difference between you and an egg?
An egg gets laid.
There are only 2 genders: if you have a dick, or a pussy.
I know a lot of people hate tapeworms, but they will always have a special place in my heart.
Do you ever look at a person and think, "Just how many generations of inbreeding did it take to create you?"
How do you get a koala to die? Kill it.
If I was any more inbred, I'd be a sandwich.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a leaf? Only one falls down the family tree.
If you ever thought you were gay, remember that cockroaches exist.
Orphans are monkeys.
