Biology jokes
What does a pregnant lady and pigs have in common?
They're both fat.
What do you call a fish with no neck?
Papyrus: HUMAN, WHY ARE YOU SAD?
Me: I'm just BONELY.
Sans: Good one kiddo.
What bees make milk?
Boob bees.
What do bees make milk from?
Boobees.
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
Answer: Elephino.
Yeah, I'm made out of DNA.
✨ Depression and anxiety ✨
Why can’t organs have a family bag of chips?
Because they have no family to share it with.
A nut told me to eat him, so I did, but something weird happened. I turned into a nut, and when I poop, there were eggs there.
Sex has no feeling with our cousin. Because both are relative.
What do you call an annoyed octopus?
Octopissy.
I'm pregnant.
Q. Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom?
A. Because it has a silent pee.
Why did the cheetah need to fart on the lion? So he could win the race.
Why do giraffes have long necks?
Because they have smelly feet!
Why did the sperm cross the road?
Because he put the wrong sock was put on.
Hehe.
What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
What did one skeleton say to another?
...nothing... they are dead... what did you expect?
How do you tell a male skeleton from a female skeleton by the BONERS lmao?
Joke 1# "Knock, knock." Who's there? "Pastur." Pastur who? "Past ur bedtime."
Joke 2# Why does a slug always win a race? Because its components always stop for a break.
Joke 3# Your momma's so fat when she stepped on the scale it said, "I asked for your weight, not your phone number."