What kind of tree fits into your hand? A palm tree.
What is the definition of a woman?
A life support system for a vagina.
What do oranges 🍊 sweat?
Juice!
How do you know if you have a high sperm count?
She chews before she swallows.
Why don't you act like an amoeba and split?
Tumblr people: "There are an infinite amount of genders."
The cannibal kid: "Bitch, please. There's just one gender: Food."
What is the difference between a pornstar and a mosquito?
No one stops sucking.
Say yes if you wanna fuck.
Love is in the air...
Wrong! Nitrogen, Oxygen, and Carbon Dioxide are in the air!
What did the grape say when the Meerkat stepped on it?
It said nothing, just let out a little wine.
How are shark eggs and your mom the same? They're both the biggest thing ever laid.
Mitosis!!!!!! >:)
Why was the ant so confused?
All of its uncles were ants.
Question: What's the smallest thing on earth?
Answer: Your brain.
How did the orphan survive birth?
U
What do you call an orphan fish?
Self-ish.
What is the difference between a human and a tree and yyyyy night I can drive yyy earth 🌏?
What do you call a scared octopus?
An octopussy.
What is, tyyyyyy a tree is it is the difference between a?
What do bats like to eat?
Bloodsuckers! 🩸🍭😂
What is a big animal 🦓? A bat 🦇!
