Biology jokes
What is the most useless part of a vagina?
The woman.
Thing 1: What's the difference between nuts and almonds?
Thing 2: I don't know, what?
Thing 1: One gets hard faster.
What does your head come out of... your brain?
I'm a human.
What does a pregnant lady and pigs have in common?
They're both fat.
What do you call a fish with no neck?
Papyrus: HUMAN, WHY ARE YOU SAD?
Me: I'm just BONELY.
Sans: Good one kiddo.
What bees make milk?
Boob bees.
What do bees make milk from?
Boobees.
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
Answer: Elephino.
Yeah, I'm made out of DNA.
✨ Depression and anxiety ✨
Why can’t organs have a family bag of chips?
Because they have no family to share it with.
A nut told me to eat him, so I did, but something weird happened. I turned into a nut, and when I poop, there were eggs there.
Sex has no feeling with our cousin. Because both are relative.
What do you call an annoyed octopus?
Octopissy.
I'm pregnant.
Q. Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom?
A. Because it has a silent pee.
Why did the cheetah need to fart on the lion? So he could win the race.
Why do giraffes have long necks?
Because they have smelly feet!
Why did the sperm cross the road?
Because he put the wrong sock was put on.
Hehe.