Do you ever look at a person and think, "Just how many generations of inbreeding did it take to create you?"
Biology Jokes
How do you get a koala to die? Kill it.
If I was any more inbred, I'd be a sandwich.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a leaf? Only one falls down the family tree.
If you ever thought you were gay, remember that cockroaches exist.
Orphans are monkeys.
What is a fish with no eyes?
A fsh!!!!!
Why can’t Asian people make a white baby?
Because two wongs don’t make a white.
What happens to teeth when they go in water?
Bro, I dunno, they get wet?
Life is like a penis. It is short.
Today my biology teacher asked me what's commonly found in a cell......... And apparently "black people" isn't the right answer.
Why are life and a penis alike?
Women make both of them hard.
What comes in and comes out, but you should never miss it?
Any ideas?
SHIT!!!!
Took my receipt to the sperm bank so I can get this comeback.
What's the difference between sex and gender?
You can't have gender with your sister.
Beethoven composed his whole life.
What did he do in the afterlife? He decomposed! Har har har har har har.
What’s the difference between apples and orphans?
One of them has a family tree.
Why can’t two Asians make a white kid?
Because two wrongs don’t make a white.
The emo girl in my class did her photosynthesis project on a tree. Little did she know that would be her demise later on.
Why can’t dinosaurs clap? Cuz they are all dead.
