Question: Did you know that "diarrhea" is hereditary?
Answer: It "runs" in your jeans!
Technically, a human is hollow. We have an empty tube through us from the mouth and nose to the asshole and dick or pussy. We are basically tubes.
What do you call a midget born from precum?
"Half Nut!"
When butterflies fall in love, do they feel humans in their stomach?
After seeing you sing, the dog got disinfected from rabies.
You call me a prostitute's son, I call you test-tube babies.
Q: What kinda bees give milk?
A: Boobees.
What do you call someone with notorious special needs and an extra chromosome?
The double trouble.
Your hairline's so far back even Bill Nye the Science Guy couldn't use photosynthesis to fix it.
Why could dinosaurs not talk? Because they were dead.
What's the difference between a human and a potato? There is none, you can eat both.
Your sister is your mother.
Your father is your brother.
You all shag one another.
The Inbred family.
What’s worse than a girl getting a period?
A boy getting a period.
What do you get if you cross diarrhea with incest?
I don't know.
Neither do I, but it runs in the family.
What do you call a hippo that lays eggs? A eggoppotimos.
Why were the mushrooms the cool guy at the party? Because he was a fungi.
I shidded out my baby, then became a fish.
Why do cheetahs have spots outside of their bodies?
Because they don't have them on the inside.
What do lesbians and turtles have in common?
They both eat plastic. (I'm sorry to the lesbians out there; this is a joke, not real.)
What do lizards and Queen Elizabeth have in common?
They both live long with dry skin.
If Batman is half bat and half human, how was he made?
"He wasn't because you can't f*ck a bat."
